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I have a story for you all
a janitor for a ****** middle school
we ever had
is a tight ass who treats me like a child because I try to enjoy my day (to be fair, I ****** around a lot)
literally yells at students for the dumbest ****
H met this really ******* cool kid though
is the smartest ************ you will meet
Aactually wrote a book at his age
him and his friends a lot, we talk about **** , I give him advice
hates this kid with a passion, I feel bad for him
Milne day boss comes to me
is FURIOUS
Did you know what I ******* found?"
ship sir
We have a ******* rodent problem"
ll take care of it sir
H can' t really do anything about it, I have no exterminator experience, but I keep on lookout
eh week later, in school library, cleaning vomit (soy: of )
H notice poop on the floor
footprints
Heads me to a hole in the wall
Hook inside hole
llt' s a ******* weasel
Continued
H try to catch it, it gets away
is really pissed
I' m fired unless I catch it soon
the next week, I go crazy trying to find it again
the whole full of poison
Iswear to god I hear it in the vents
W' s ******* taunting me
Aanyways, on break
Jsmart kid comes upto me, I look depressed
tells me I should try to lure it
H get this other smart black kid to build a trap thing
the trap on the floor
day
is in the trap
H open itto retrieve him
out, escapes through hole in wall
goddamn weasel
H keep trying to catch him, failing each time
****** you' d ever see, fast too
H get an idea
Continued
H buy a giant female weasel suit, put it on
to sexually attract the weasel
llt' stoo smart to fall for it, should have known
nojust go crazy and try to catch it
Jsmart kid joins me in trying to catch this thing
Litterally running throw a hallway of kids in a weasel suit trying to catch a weasel
ewe pass the boss
starts chasing us
ewe corner the weasel
Mt flies out the window, its a rare flying weasel
looks at me, but the smart kid takes the fall for me
gives a speech about the lesson he learned
Ned added a section about Weasels to the Declassified Guide
elm also fired and now live on unemployment
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#6 - vulturetim (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
these stories will never be the same to me after reading this
#2 - bariummanisback (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw it coming as soon as he said weasel
I saw it coming as soon as he said weasel
#9 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
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I got it by the 4th line.
#7 - flyinarrow (08/10/2013) [-]
> weasel
>janitor
>school survival guide

im not ******* stupid :<
#4 - deywalker (08/10/2013) [-]
Did he even ******* try?
#3 - hsawryt (08/09/2013) [-]
saw that **** before the second page bruh
User avatar #13 - raxmus (08/16/2013) [-]
You mother ****** ....
I used to love that show....
UNTILL **** FACE NICK STARTED TO SUCK.
#12 - finnaz (08/11/2013) [-]
I was half way through reading it then i was like, wait  a second why does this sound familiar.   
&gt;mfw
I was half way through reading it then i was like, wait a second why does this sound familiar.
>mfw
#10 - schokoplaetzchen (08/10/2013) [-]
Was way too obvious.
#1 - snakefire (08/09/2013) [-]
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