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#43 - DrollHumor (07/11/2013) [-]
WARNING: The following is fairly gross information about tampons


Tampons are made out of cotton, which stick to your insides unless thoroughly moistened, so taking it out when it's not soaked is like tearing a band-aid off times roughly five. So I highly discourage sticking one up your ass unless you want to pull your colon out.
#106 to #43 - theblondefetus (07/11/2013) [-]
It sure is a good thing I know that now before ever trying to put a tampon in my anus, you have certainly saved me from future pain. I mean it's not like I would ever do that anyway   
   
No, no way, I would never occasionally take one of my sister's tampons when I was younger and put it up my butt for sexual pleasure, that's absurd   
   
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hygiene products to go buy
It sure is a good thing I know that now before ever trying to put a tampon in my anus, you have certainly saved me from future pain. I mean it's not like I would ever do that anyway

No, no way, I would never occasionally take one of my sister's tampons when I was younger and put it up my butt for sexual pleasure, that's absurd

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hygiene products to go buy
#99 to #43 - brianhimself (07/11/2013) [-]
I regularly lube my anus.
I don't put anything in there.
It's just that I bought 34 gallons of lube from a flea market once (It was a deal, only $10) and I've realized I have no use for it.
I have to get rid of it somehow and I find that it help the turds slide out easier.
I'm about a quarter of the way through it with 12 more years to go by my best estimates.
User avatar #108 to #99 - thecjism ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Where can I buy this magical 34 gallon bucket of lube?
#110 to #108 - brianhimself (07/11/2013) [-]
At the flea market.
But it didn't come in a bucket. It came in a very large Ziploc bag. Like the ones that actually have a zip on top.
I have since transferred it into several buckets though.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thecjism ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I must go to the flea market. I have use for this
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#92 to #43 - egokiller (07/11/2013) [-]
MAYBE I GOT A DEATH WISH.
#84 to #43 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
But my ass is always nice and moist
User avatar #53 to #43 - stickmanz (07/11/2013) [-]
thank you for sharing. no sarcasm.
User avatar #47 to #43 - ivoryhammer (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah it's like cotton in a dry mouth, the dentist tore some of the side of my mouth of one time.
User avatar #66 to #47 - articulate ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
One time while at the dentist getting root canals my mouth was full of cotton and I had smoked a lot before to get through because it was going to be hours of drilling and when she was putting in the cotton she said "gives a new meaning to 'cottonmouth.'"
User avatar #44 to #43 - thepandaking (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not heed the warning...
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