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So NI, what would you do if you had a portal gun?
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Cl Anonymous Dallon) 08: 45 4714
wats a portal gun
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User avatar #18 - Grimmis (03/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
shoot at wall at work, shoot at wall at home, get to work instantly and never late
#23 to #18 - gwigglewiggle (03/27/2012) [-]
seems legit, except for the fact that co workers will be in your house at 3 A.M.
#57 - ojangerfoeva (03/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#59 to #57 - Mattyowl (03/28/2012) [-]
Do you get crushed by yourself, or just infinite loop in the middle of nothing?
#43 - hellbird (03/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1. shoot one portal into woman's locker room, go out with someone to a very public place with cameras, go to bathroom, shoot second portal in bathroom with door locked, proceed to rape all girls in locker room with a condom on, go back through portal, destroy all evidence and go back to public place with airtight alibi.

2. shoot portal into random place in space, other portal under someone I dislike greatly.

3. get job at a bank, go in vault, shoot portal underneath a rug or place where it won't be found. rob bank when it closes.

4. suck my own dick

5. shoot one portal at the bottom of the ocean, second portal on the highest mountain in the world. watch as all hell breaks loose.


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#62 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
-shoot one portal in a swimming pool
- shoot the other in an old folks home
-watch as all the old men die of heart attacks by the sudden wave of half naked women
#41 - Lewx ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
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#66 - dafaq (03/28/2012) [-]
&gt;shoot portal 1 up my ass   
&gt;shoot portal 2 under leaves   
&gt;someone walks into portal 2   
&gt;falls in my ass while I 						****					 and piss diarrhea   
&gt;then I shoot portal 2 in a new location, on the edge of a building   
&gt;guy falls from my ass down the side of a building covered in brown 						****					 and spaghetti diarrhea   
&gt;???   
&gt;mission accomplished.
>shoot portal 1 up my ass
>shoot portal 2 under leaves
>someone walks into portal 2
>falls in my ass while I **** and piss diarrhea
>then I shoot portal 2 in a new location, on the edge of a building
>guy falls from my ass down the side of a building covered in brown **** and spaghetti diarrhea
>???
>mission accomplished.
#48 - turlough (03/27/2012) [-]
**turlough rolled a random image posted in comment #245 at You Know She's the one if... ** where my portal goes
#45 - bekindtoall (03/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
&gt; Shoot your arsehole   
&gt; Shoot mattress of Arch Enemies bed   
&gt; Eat Laxatives   
&gt; FIRE THE CANNONS!   
&gt; Poop all over mattress  and bed sheets
> Shoot your arsehole
> Shoot mattress of Arch Enemies bed
> Eat Laxatives
> FIRE THE CANNONS!
> Poop all over mattress and bed sheets






#10 - thaihooker (03/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
mfw i found out that it isn't possible to **** myself in the ass using a portal gun
#25 - biggrand (03/27/2012) [-]
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what is on the oher side of my portal
#26 - bastardobambino (03/27/2012) [-]
&quot;whats a portal gun&quot;?!
"whats a portal gun"?!
#1 - evilminionx (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i would shoot 2 portals in a vertical line undo my belt lean in and.........
change pants without having to look down. ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
User avatar #80 - ishitincups (03/28/2012) [-]
> Shoot one portal in to a pair of a girls underwear
> When she wears them, shoot the other one anywhere, and **** her out of no where...
User avatar #72 - veryline (03/28/2012) [-]
Why does everyone complain about other sites steals our content when we post actual screen shots of their website?
User avatar #71 - airjordanjetson (03/28/2012) [-]
>Portal in my closet
>Portal in the attic at work
>Never late again
>?????
>Profit
User avatar #56 - misterklass (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the **** is /v/?
User avatar #65 to #56 - cantfindkeyboard (03/28/2012) [-]
Video game board on 4chan.
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