(untitled). yay i made front page last time!. Anonymous ' 1' we in college sal% gt to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (Its a big co
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Anonymous ' 1'
we in college
sal% gt to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (Its a big college.)
gets on bus.
4 start sprinting towards a bike t had placed hours earlier at a bike rack.
snook behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t team until about 30 seconds after I take off.
shmoke it to the building (1 mile from where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building-
bus approaching.
I-" . lat happen to run into gt
hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
at explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab alter class and was just taming
says she was not talking to me It minutes ago.
at just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away.
Laater mam she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
at haven‘! told her what really happened to this day.
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#2 - taurusguy (01/26/2014) [+] (18 replies)
****** rides one mile and isnt at all tired, he deserves this.
#3 - jamiemsm (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Hey. (heavy breathing) whats... up.
#5 - onehandclap (01/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
As a cyclist, one mile isn't very far, and buses stop frequently to pick people up so racing one is fairly easy.
#7 to #5 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
If you weren't a cyclist would a mile be farther?
User avatar #14 - whackywonka (01/26/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I did this **** to my friend for like 3 weeks in high school
>Be me, 17
>Friend is bit of a douche
>normal hight but super scrawny
>Acts like a badasss because he lifts, still small as hell though
>We pass eachother every day between 2nd and 3rd period
>Say "hey" or some **** like that for 2 weeks in a row
>Grows into his routine
>One day I pass him I notice he's high AF and starts talking ****
>pisses me off, decide to mess with his head because he's dumb as ****
>Spring idea
>Book around buildings to pass him in the parking lot
>He looks suspicious when I say "Hey, running late, can't talk!"
>Repeat parking lot 3 times in one week
>Get creative, change shirts between passes
>He start's freaking out when I pass him
#17 to #14 - capnfappy (01/26/2014) [-]
Go on...
Go on...
User avatar #1 - cheeriose (01/26/2014) [-]
never let her know your true powers
#40 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #6 - exclamation (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think I get this:
Because he cycled to the same building faster than a bus drove, he broke the logic in the girlfriend.
User avatar #66 - xdiabolicx (01/27/2014) [-]
Hard mode: Change clothes along the way.
User avatar #32 - onefuckingskurut (01/26/2014) [-]
Not cool dude, not cool...
#29 - CanadianNuts (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #42 to #29 - datlaugh (01/26/2014) [-]
It's not that hard to believe...
#53 - teachworth (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldn't you be all sweaty, panting, and your face all red?
User avatar #58 to #53 - anenemy (01/26/2014) [-]
Biking one mile is not that demanding.
#25 - giggawatt (01/26/2014) [-]
My question is why he treated his GF like an acquaintance or a friend of a friend
User avatar #83 - booped (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone's talking about their records on a bike. And I'm just sitting here, slightly obese and with terrible asthma. I ain't even mad. Seriously though, In school I could only jog half my schools field, about 100m without breathing like an autistic piglet being burned alive.
#63 - tehburgerking (01/27/2014) [-]
>mfw people on this site think a mile would make you tired and sweaty.
#73 - sirnigga (01/27/2014) [-]
mfw op has gf
User avatar #69 - arnolddusk (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
> Implying he wouldn't be at least slightly winded or sweaty
> implying he can bike a mile in 3 minutes
> implying willdawg is wrong
> implying tehburgerking isn't a ******* idiot
> implying this post is funny in anyway
> implying i'm not thumbing it down
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#65 - willdawg (01/27/2014) [-]
Op 'has' a gf
Op 'has' a gf
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