Dealing with autistic psychopaths' shit. . There was a brew gud thread last night, so let' s have a job stories thread. Mme, 24, working at hospital spend time  i can Smell your cunt
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Dealing with autistic psychopaths' shit

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There was a brew gud thread last night, so let' s have a ****** job stories thread.
Mme, 24, working at hospital
spend time cleaning god awful messes left by patients
An psych ward one day
wew loony patient comes in
ffind out he murdered his wife
stabbed her 26 times
we then cutoff his right hand and ear
he' s ******* insane and somewhat
i have to meet this man
t take long, the second night he was there he **** all over his bed, and apparently "assaulted" a nurse
we gets full body strapped to another bed by 2 cops and i' m called in to clean his old bed
nip nun whit is dripping off of it, pooling underneath, try to clean it quickly
we starts talking to me, surprisingly lucid and polite
basks me my name, how i like my job, tells me his name
ways he' s Michael "Stone Cold" Jackson
his legal name is actually dave something
was a psychotic break when he is called anything but Mike, Michael, or Stone Cold
Hells me about how the cunt nurse kept calling him the wrong name and so he got his revenge
we tells me he masturbated T times the night before and kept putting the he in his mouth, waiting to strike
worse walks in to up his morphine cause he was complaining
we spits the giant mouthful of Stone Cold skeet at mach 5 speed (his words) into hamface, getting in her mouth, nose and eyes
what he did, he loses his **** and starts laughing hysterically, makes me think of miggs from silence of the lambs, kek
231 get nervous and gtfo
we: -rt day i find out he' s HIV positive and that nurse will surely have AIDS, she was a cunt though
mmfw
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#1 - dashgamer (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This man would be a porn star hero under different circumstances.
This man would be a porn star hero under different circumstances.
#2 - bjerneironbeard (04/27/2014) [+] (14 replies)
HIV can't be spread that way, it can only be spread by exchange of blood, or mucous membrane against mucous membrane.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Icedangel ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
The Aids website says semen transmits it. Blood, semen, precum, butt-mucus ("Anal mucus"), vaginal fluids, and breast milk.

It's possible theoretically to contract it through the nose/eyes but hasn't happened yet. Probably cause the infected fluids has to come in direct contact with the blood of an uninfected person.
User avatar #12 - severepwner (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Can we acknowledge the fact he was having a conversation for god knows how long with a mouth full of cum? And managed to spit a very thick substance far enough to hit her in the face?
User avatar #13 to #12 - rogueninja (04/28/2014) [-]
No he wasn't. The story was him explaining why he was strapped to the bed for assaulting the nurse.
User avatar #14 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If HIV is exposed to air at all it immediately dies... So barring her swallowing that cut, or it getting in her eyes, she should have been fine...
User avatar #11 - phoenix grinder (04/28/2014) [-]
autist
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