you're asking this and not wondering how the could i - #100338091 added by shrekdurself at (untitled)

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(08/18/2013)[-]

Thank god we're not on 4chin
4chin is such a horrible website
lel 4chin sucks
if you we're on 4chin how could you survive
lmfao 4chin
**** MY LIFE.

#2 to #1 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say...

#3 to #2 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

4chan's a ******* awesome website
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR NOW

#29 to #3 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

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(08/18/2013)[-]

No it isn't. Most of the boards are boring, and /b/'s been taken over by newfags afraid of CP.

#4 to #3 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

I think you have our perspective on 4chan wrong...
We like 4chan for a few reasons and don't like them for a few reasons.
And one of the reasons we don't like them is not because "ther'e to edgy omg"
We like them because they supply a lot of our reaction pics, and there are a few pretty good greentexts.
We don't like them because most of their content (well mostly /b/) is absolute **** nowadays and a lot of them are pretentious neckbeard douchebags.
So it's hit and miss

#5 to #4 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

gummy bear doesn't like your opinion
neither does he with mine

#6 to #5 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

Who. What.

#7 to #6 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

he hits me so hard sometimes
my back has scars
help me

#8 to #7 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

don't worry bb u can get thru this

#9 to #8 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

he's watching me
he wont leave me alone
and he wont let me leave
please tell me what to do

#10 to #9 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

#11 to #10 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

okay what now

#12 to #11 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?

#13 to #12 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

you're asking this and not wondering how the **** could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs

#14 to #13 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge

#15 to #14 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

**** you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does

#16 to #15 - starblood

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(08/18/2013)[-]

ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad

#17 to #16 - shrekdurself

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(08/18/2013)[-]

want to sing a song