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ajob at Toys R Us a few weeks back
was the same ******* ****
nothing otherthan and :) orh:) r 9 hours a day
hated that job with a passion but I needed that money
to stick with it. no point in job searching in this market
R Us was promoting Monsters U like there was no tomorrow
ofthe toys were Monsters U "" ********
Eevery kid in the place was squeezing the **** out ofthem and leaving them on the Mor
times harder. and I was rapidly losing my patience as this **** went on
Milne day I was restocking NOTHING but ******* Monsters U toys that dumb kids kept on dumping on the :) or
stop growling coming from this one broken ******* forthat I was haggling around. and I couldn' t take it
any longer
Shut the **** up Sully!" I shouted. and punched the ****** in the mouth until the growling and roaring stopped
Tootally blanked and forgot people and kids were around
Eeveryone was giving me the dirtiest ******* looks imaginable. pretty sure one girl thought I actually killed Sully
Wright there was my sales manager. his death stare made me want to hold my breath until I died
as **** . he takes me to straight to the boss' office. taking the smashed Sully doll with us
Anon.. what is going on?" my boss asked my sales managership we arrived
Scales manager held up the destroyed Sully toy so the boss could see
response was the first letter of every line
mm I was let off with a warning
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Submitted: 07/30/2013
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#8 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
GOD 						*******					 DAMNIT    
   
That was good.
GOD ******* DAMNIT

That was good.
#22 - mikepetru (07/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I read the beginning too quickly and thought it said "Handjob at Toys R Us"
#25 - zombiehero (07/30/2013) [-]
SHE DID THE MASH!!   
SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!
SHE DID THE MASH!!
SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!
#3 - furkfurk (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
My brain refused to make this one work, I literally had to put the letters into notepad and look at it. Kept reading it and asking "The **** is Hedi".
#14 - hahdumbbirch (07/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
he did the monster mash
he did the monster mash
+19
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#34 - thewiseass (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 - oceanfrank ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Got up and I laid down on the floor saying, "Woooooow." for a good 10 minutes. ************* OP.
#10 - spacepieyum (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - thetoastofalltoast (07/30/2013) [-]
Well ****
#23 - mrtrixreturned (07/30/2013) [-]
This is actually genius
This is actually genius
#66 - funforlife (07/31/2013) [-]
9/10 Would read again
#55 - anotherhaloguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Damn, I was enjoying that story.....   
Semi related
Damn, I was enjoying that story.....
Semi related
User avatar #15 - amiliapond (07/30/2013) [-]
i first read it as "He did them on stermash"
#96 - carlsaganrealness (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
holy 						****					 that was amazing   
   
10/10/10
holy **** that was amazing

10/10/10
#87 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
10/10 I was not expecting that
#104 - yowutis ONLINE (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mfw trying to figure it out.
#89 - Johnnychristian (07/31/2013) [-]
i can't even
i can't even
#17 - ninegagleader (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He did the what?
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