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#1 - Keoul (03/28/2013) [+] (110 replies)
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#20 - blackleather (03/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Am 16
>At a random church retreat
>Girls I know find a baby rabbit
>They argue over it and drop it
>Pick up rabbit and keep arguing
>Drops rabbit again
>Rabbit is now twitching in pain
>Decide to put it out of misery by twisting neck
>Twist head a full 3/4 of a circle
>Rabbit still living
>Call friend over and tell him to bring slingshot
>Grab a rock and use slingshot to smash it's head
>Finally dead
>Name it Jak, bury it and have funeral
>Spend night consoling girls
>Get close but no sex
>Pissed off that they didn't put out
>MFW I realize how much of a scumbag I am for expecting reward sex for killing a baby rabbit
#11 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
>Christopher Bale   
Christian Bale, don't 						*******					 						****					 that up
>Christopher Bale
Christian Bale, don't ******* **** that up
#117 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Found this lil guy freezing in my friends driveway 3 weeks ago, surrounded by four of his dead siblings in 30 degree weather. He didn't even have his eyes open then, but now he's starting to eat solid foods on his own. Now if only the little ****** would just learn to use the water feeder.
#9 - captainoptimist (03/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
>be 18
>big storm the night before, tree branches down all over the place
>at then-boyfriend (now-husband)'s house
>see baby squirrels in the backyard, knocked out of the tree
>all dead but one
>wrap baby squirrel in a towel to show people how cute
>take to my house
>my mom tells me the mama squirrel won't take the baby back now, and it will starve to death
>decide to put baby squirrel out of its misery
>try to drown baby squirrel in sink
>hold it under the water for five minutes
>it's still breathing
>hold it under for ten minutes
>still ******* breathing
>take it back to boyfriend's house
>smash its head with a brick
>still moving
>smash it again, basically mush at this point
>finally dead
>MFW I'm probably going to Hell for this

TL;DR
Baby squirrels are ******* hard to kill.
#55 - mouthwash (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 15   
>Out with a couple of friends   
>Get to the end of my street   
>A wild hedgehog appeared!   
>It's crossing the road in front of a car on the other side of the road to us   
>Dive in front of the car, whisk up the hedge hog and take it back to it's side of the road.    
>Decide to pet him a bit until he curls into his defensive ball   
>Wrap some masking tape around it's ankle so if we ever see it again we'll know   
>Next day   
>Walking past the same spot   
>See a red splattered mass in the middle of the road with some white masking tape sticking out of it   
>MFW   
   
Wouldn't normally of bothered me, but it's the fact I took it back across the road, possibly saving it's life, but then leaving it there instead of taking it to the side it was trying to reach. Must have got squished trying again. Feelsbadman.jpg
>Be 15
>Out with a couple of friends
>Get to the end of my street
>A wild hedgehog appeared!
>It's crossing the road in front of a car on the other side of the road to us
>Dive in front of the car, whisk up the hedge hog and take it back to it's side of the road.
>Decide to pet him a bit until he curls into his defensive ball
>Wrap some masking tape around it's ankle so if we ever see it again we'll know
>Next day
>Walking past the same spot
>See a red splattered mass in the middle of the road with some white masking tape sticking out of it
>MFW

Wouldn't normally of bothered me, but it's the fact I took it back across the road, possibly saving it's life, but then leaving it there instead of taking it to the side it was trying to reach. Must have got squished trying again. Feelsbadman.jpg
#95 - berkut (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - oceanicsss (03/28/2013) [-]
>Be 18
>Walking from my job to my house
>Find a baby raccoon obviously in distress
>Pick it up gently
>Find out it has a broken leg
>Take it home
>Fix it up (I was studying animals n' **** so it was pretty easy)
>Two years past
>Its big and strong, like the whole leg thing never happened
>I was carrying it outside so it can do its buisness
>Out of no where it decides to be a dick and bite my ******* finger
>Its runs into the ******* street
>I'm screaming its name
>Black car speeds by
>I try to wave my hands to stop it
>White bitch is ******* texting while driving
>Runs over my raccoon
>I cry like a 5 year old who lost her doll

**** man, I miss that raccoon.
#74 - confusedasian (03/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be 18   
>have no stories to tell because I'm a quiet shut in that doesn't leave the house much   
   
   
   
   
>going to go eat some fried rice now   
>MFW
>be 18
>have no stories to tell because I'm a quiet shut in that doesn't leave the house much




>going to go eat some fried rice now
>MFW
#87 to #76 - delivering (03/29/2013) [-]
A domesticated Asian.

You can get one at the pet shop.

They are trained, so they can eat with normal utensiles, and won't bite or read minds.
#56 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
>Collect Lizards.   
>Put them in container.   
>They kill and eat each other.   
>Collect Toad and frogs.    
>Put in container. Forget for day.    
>Fried Toad and frogs.   
   
>Stop collecting animals.
>Collect Lizards.
>Put them in container.
>They kill and eat each other.
>Collect Toad and frogs.
>Put in container. Forget for day.
>Fried Toad and frogs.

>Stop collecting animals.
#12 - ftsfts (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#114 - pillowhumper ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
<-- Garfield
>be 15
>come home
>my cat outside waiting for me like always
>cuddle with it for a good 10 min
>about to go inside when i feel a lump in the shoulder of Garfield(my cat's name)
>go tell parents about the lump
>call the vet to ask what to do
>vet says it's best to have it checked out
>parents takes Garfield and goes to the vet
>about 2 hours later my parents call me
>it's a giant tumor in the shoulder that stretches in to the joint
>if it were to have surgery it would be a 80% chance he would die and if it went well he would still have to live indoors in great pain for the rest of his life
>i get the question "what do you think we should do?"
>i start to tear up
> out of the whole family of 4 brothers, i was the one who had to decide if Garfield lives in pain or dies and we never get to see him again.
>i say "i think it's best for him if we put him to sleep" with a cracking voice
>go up to my room and sulk the rest of the day
#167 - terrorrizor (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #1310937 at Friendly ** I actually lol'd
User avatar #115 - mrblueftw (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
story time up in this bitch

>at school
>some kids playing with "dead" possum
>throw its limp body around
>about to tell them to stop when possum wakes up
>possum goes ******* and attacks the kids face that hit it with a stick
>scratches up another kids face that was previously trying to throw it on the roof
>it just leaves with its casualness and walks away

possums are bad ass.
#40 - hurleyy (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 10 years old, on way to bus stop with my friend and his mom
>notice a tiny little black bird
>see that it has a broken wing and can't fly
>decide, out of the goodness in my heart, to help it
>don't know why i thought this would help, but start poking it with my pen
>every time i poke it, it hops a little down the sidewalk
>friend's mom says "no, ben just leave it"
>"but i want to help"
>keep poking it down sidewalk
>all of a sudden it hops all the way to the right, directly into the street, instead of hopping down the side walk
>we look into each others eyes for a moment, a moment i will never forget
>all of a sudden a big, brown van runs over the little bird
>next thing i know I'm looking at flattened feathers covered in blood
>still feel guilty
>6 years later and my friend still gives me **** for it

TL;DR bird become pancake because me try to nice it
MFW bird gets flattened
#6 - mattdoggy (03/28/2013) [-]
well that's unfortunate
well that's unfortunate
#42 - sirbrentcoe (03/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
&gt;Be me, last summer   
&gt;black lab dog, we're bros   
&gt;out in the garage fixing 						****					   
&gt;wife in yard with dog and kids   
&gt;a wild scream rips thru the air   
&gt;run to the back of the garage   
&gt;dog has bird in his mouth, very proud of himself   
&gt;Make dog drop the bird   
&gt;send wife away with kids   
&gt;get my pellit pistol (can't dischage real gun within city limits)   
&gt;shoot bird in head, still moving   
&gt;shoot bird thru eye, still moving   
&gt;again in the base of his head, still moving   
&gt;decapitate bird with shovel, throw it in the trash   
...Labs are good bird dogs
>Be me, last summer
>black lab dog, we're bros
>out in the garage fixing ****
>wife in yard with dog and kids
>a wild scream rips thru the air
>run to the back of the garage
>dog has bird in his mouth, very proud of himself
>Make dog drop the bird
>send wife away with kids
>get my pellit pistol (can't dischage real gun within city limits)
>shoot bird in head, still moving
>shoot bird thru eye, still moving
>again in the base of his head, still moving
>decapitate bird with shovel, throw it in the trash
...Labs are good bird dogs
#146 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
All of these stories are really ******* sad so I'll tell you a happy one.
A family of robins decided to make a nest on the windowsill, so we got to peek through the blinds and watch the eggs hatch, then watch the babies grow up.
All of the babies grew up healthy and learned to fly. It was cute. Nothing horrifying happened.
#182 - Hiddendemon ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>couple months ago
>raining all day, everything is flooded in backyard
>sitting in my house playing video games when i hear the saddest sounds i've ever heard coming from right outside
>i walk up to the source of the sound, to discover a litter of 4 kittens that were abandoned by their mother
>all 4 were covered with flies, soaking wet, and losing fur.
>I put them all in a box and wrapped them all in a warm blanket, then i fed them with leftover formula (i've dealt with this exact problem before)
>all died within 5 hours, and there was nothing i could do to save them.
>i cried myself to sleep that night.
mfw i see that bitch cat around my house
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