they wont let me play anymore ( enlarge). . aren' t you sweet Anonymous ( ) 03: 06: 05 Replies: : 9 [UPI first and fast time i ever played DAD as get a pre buil d and d
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they wont let me play anymore ( enlarge)

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aren' t you sweet
Anonymous ( ) 03: 06: 05 Replies: :
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first and fast time i ever played DAD
as get a pre built named Erick
as start in tavern drinking haveing fun n shit
as 2 mew start some shit friends get into it
as my turn to roll they tell me to roll for attacke is hoop
as hotdamn
as felling good they tell me i decapitated him
as naynay my friend i skull fucked him to death for i am the
as they see their misstake in giveing me someone with the name
as latter on turns out we are in some pocket dimension shit( idk man)
as find a witch sleeping
as dungeon master tells us she might know whats going on
as me can i the info out of her?
as everyone NC) GOD DAMN IT
as turns out the sitch is the dungeon masters alt toon
as high as fuck lvl
as try to rape anyway
as dick get severed mils bad man
as improvise and thrust the hilt of my sword into the now bleeding hole were my dick used to be
as roll
as rape the fuck out of her
as its not trying if i succed
as the witch now bloody and paralized ( cu: thats how the thrust bone rolls)
as tells us we have to reconcile with anyone we may have done wrong to in the inn to get out
as ya thats ment towrds me
as no fuck given
as so we go back to the tavern
as oh look 2 skeletons friend rolls for perception
as they be the mercs we killed
as friend molesto find out who killed who
as i killed the one on the right
as roll to RAPE
as roll get 16 rape initiated
as dumb ass you cant rape a skeleton their nothing outdone
as they still have a skull
not allowed to may anymore
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User avatar #1 - zeegirlwholived
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(12/19/2013) [-]
My friends and I play DnD every weekend. The only time we allowed the oldest of us to be DM he made us play through the "Sex Dungeon". At first we thought the name was a joke. No, we were wrong. Each room we entered was worst than the next, but the one that I remember the most was the second. We entered a room with no visible exit. It contained a horse and a stool. We knew what he wanted us to do but no one wanted to step up. Finally our half elf rouge stepped up, positioned the stool and began raping the horse. The DM had him roll for his thrust force. As the rest of us died laughing he rolled 17. The DM claimed the horse had been pleased and the exit appeared on the other side of the room. He was never DM again.
#4 to #1 - partycats
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(12/19/2013) [-]
when i was 19 i tried to get a d&d group together, no one was interested, i am envious.
#3 - italianchef
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(12/19/2013) [-]
how does this **** happen in a board game
User avatar #5 to #3 - alphavsomega
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(12/19/2013) [-]
you can do whatever you ******* feel like in d&d, just roll to see if you do it or not.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ragingspacepanda
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(12/19/2013) [-]
I pushed multiple orcs in a spike filled crevice....
User avatar #7 to #6 - alphavsomega
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(12/20/2013) [-]
Once I threw my scythe into the chain of a chandelier, grabbed that chandelier, put it around my head, and convinced a fire dragon i was it's king. I then told him to give us all of the most valuable treasures from his pile, heat up the rest until molten, and then walk into it, killing himself. That day was a good day.
User avatar #2 - jackmanagan
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(12/19/2013) [-]
9/10 would play a game themed after thrustbone.