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Anonymous "( . 03 No. 51 3020284 Replies: :=: :=: :
FIT. Fastfood stones
I' Instert
me living
ego to Subway to pick up some lunch before class
medown time, only? other people in there
hears the bell and comes out from the back
skinny blond
beholding her phone upto her ear but not talking
bl wait a bit and she gives me look
Figure she' s on hold and I' d better order
v'' Ya, I' ll have a noinch BLT on Italian and-"
accunt cuts me off
Can' t you see I' m on the ******* phone's"
minutes, it more people get in line behind me
Mcnally she finishes listening to her phone
Alright, the hell do you want?"
mistake was bitching at me, cfarmer Subway employee
ertime to **** up her day
border meatball sub on honey wheat bread
what bread tears any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly with a regular amount
remake her microwave that **** forfit minutes
tries to use napkins to take it out so she' s not burned
Hails miserably
tries to place ating bit ofence kind on it
remake her double everything
behind me laughing his ass off
gobread is stretched completely open
ertime to destroy this sandwich for sure
oil, say tell her I' ll say when she' s used enough
wait for herto stop on her own
zac) bottle is basically empty
unadded an assortment of other sauces
tjust pickletoe ones that would dye her uniform the best colors
is 40% sauces
calls me an asshole and attempts to close the damn thing
immediatly spews all of its contents all over her uniform, (, and soon shoes
starts crying
Mean overhue counter
I' changed my mind, I' d like a noinch BLT on Italian."
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Submitted: 10/28/2013
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User avatar #4 - niggastolemyname (10/28/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I have too much sympathy i felt bad for her
User avatar #8 to #4 - GnRNoD (10/28/2013) [-]
>work in service
>telling clients you're "on the ******* phone"
>pick one

If I get that answer I'd go berserk
"listen here ****** , you best put that damn phone down before I shove it up your nostrils, now you're gonna take my order and you're gonna be genorous about quantity or I'm gonna jump this and rape you with the whole wheat garlic & oregano bread until pizza rolls starts coming out of your ears"
#3 - whoopingbass **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#6 - brobathehutt (10/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
His picture is just 						*******					 perfect.
His picture is just ******* perfect.
#16 - thismustbeseen (10/28/2013) [+] (12 replies)
"works at subway"

"$200 jeans and $500 shoes"
#94 - newforomador (10/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This one here is one of my favorite restaurant stories.
#41 - zalopower (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>lean over the counter
>"Now you have my permission to die."
#5 - benevolentpsycho (10/28/2013) [-]
That last line
That last line

User avatar #11 - epicpahtater **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
damn satan
#130 - lolollo (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My friend used to work at subway, supposedly there are numerous ways to **** with a douchey employee through the sandwich you order (you know, in case you decide to take on some variety).

These ways include, but are not limited to:
Ordering Spinach as the last thing.
Ordering avocado as the last thing.
Ordering a meatball on sourdough and getting all of the veggies (include 1 and 2 if you're feeling saucy).
Order one type of sandwich, and ask them to replace various things to make it another sandwich (like "I'll have the subway melt, but instead of ham and turkey, can I have diced chicken?" "So you want to chicken bacon ranch..." "No, I want a ******* subway melt..." (bonus points: ask for ranch when you get to the sauces))
Ask for them to put chips on the sandwich.

Those are just various things i've personally done. Not to really **** with any employees, but to make my friend who worked there give me dirty looks and say "You're hilarious."

"I'll have a 12 inch meatball on sour-"
"You ever get your **** pushed in by a loaf of bread?"
#46 - Lateralism (10/28/2013) [-]
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#47 - gmanofwonder ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cheeseboyofdoom (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone have that picture of Satan?
#34 to #27 - doopleganger (10/28/2013) [-]
This is the original picture.
#105 - TheBoganglers (10/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Isn't it against Subway policy to have your phone out? Or was the No Frills?
What does ITT stand for?
#56 to #52 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
My life makes so much more sense now. Here, have last week's frontpage green text.
#114 - dontknowmeatall (10/28/2013) [-]
And that's why smart people don't yell to clients.
#150 - ragingflamingos (10/29/2013) [-]
OP's Face When
#138 - autoflame (10/29/2013) [-]
Satan is pleased is with this.
Satan is pleased is with this.
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