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    User avatar#171 - classyass
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    (11/21/2012)[-]
    Should of faced him like a man... Don't drive away...
    User avatar#172 to #171 - gammajk
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    And what exactly is he going to do? Beat this guy up? You realize that would just make him go to prison and his name disgraced, right? Look at that ******* situation objectively and tell me that "HURR DURR FITE HIM LIKE MAN" is a good idea.
    User avatar#175 to #172 - classyass
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    (11/22/2012)[-]
    If you are going to go out of your way just to **** with someone you shouldn't just drive away afterward... that's all I'm saying.
    User avatar#177 to #175 - gammajk
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    (11/23/2012)[-]
    So instead, you should kick his ass.
    After you told him his 10 year old daughter looks sexy.
    Seriously?
    User avatar#178 to #177 - helenwheels
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    How's about, and this is crazy, but, have you ever thought that maybe, just mayyybe, ,NOT doing that?
    Because she's 10 years old and it shouldn't ******* matter if she wears shorts because she is 10 and undeveloped.
    User avatar#179 to #178 - gammajk
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    He played a joke on the guy for letting his daughter dress like a slut. And then he's just supposed to beat the **** out of the father afterwards? This isn't about whether or not he should have done the joke, it's about what he did afterwards.
    User avatar#180 to #179 - helenwheels
    Reply0
    (11/24/2012)[-]
    No, he's supposed to not torment people for no good reason.
    User avatar#181 to #180 - gammajk
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    It is for a good reason. It's because the father is a terrible parent raising someone who will become pregnant at the age of 16.
    User avatar#182 to #181 - helenwheels
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    "I wore shorts at 10, now I'm 17 and a great grandmother!"
    EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SHORTS

    She's 10, she's not making any connection between sex and her shorts, its not sexual to her so its not going to make her into a slut. But this story is exaggerated ******** anyway.
    User avatar#183 to #182 - gammajk
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    >She's 10, she's not making any connection between sex and her shorts
    Uh, yeah, she is. Take a psychology class or something, I'm not going to argue this with you because you're simply incorrect and you'll just ignore everything I tell you.
    User avatar#184 to #183 - helenwheels
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    When I was 10 I consistently wore pants that were way to big and always half way around my ass. Not for style, not because I wanted everyone to see, but because I was 10 and didn't give a **** what I wore. Now I'm 16 and am not pregnant, and don't think I will be anytime soon.

    So I don't know what psychological connection shorts have that ass reveling pants don't have. I guess I'll take a psychology class, I'll be sure to ask the professor lots of questions about the connection between shorts and the end of civilized society.
    User avatar#185 to #184 - gammajk
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    Nice slippery slope argument, and you can stop being so ******* condescending.
    User avatar#186 to #185 - helenwheels
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
    You're the one being condescending here.

    Whats slippery about it?
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