story time gentleman. it's long, and it's a repost. still makes me laugh my balls off. (i have a testicle restraint problem).. Beta turned alpha story fer yesu. dont be like first comment You niggers spongebob crabby Patty
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story time gentleman

it's long, and it's a repost. still makes me laugh my balls off. (i have a testicle restraint problem).

Beta turned alpha story fer yesu.
aha in my late
name is Robert
eat a dead end job
work in the kitchen area hardware stare
jpg
hate my life
******** Sponges
Tthere' s a pet store right next to my werk
ewe only my is my walk back home hem work, I get to walk past the pet stare.
theres this bitch who works there
name is Patty
sshe yells at me every time that stop at the store
as we "You CANT "
blaack at work, selling dish map, sponges, and winder:
king Patty walks in.
tel get furious just hem the sight of her face
walks towards my area ofthe store
even recognize me
Hey, De you know where I cerld field some Sponges?"
Uh, Yeah, Down the isle and to your left"
******** raging inside
gets her sponges and leaves
Aafter work I loelelele the pet store
tthis time I actually walk in
to the male attendant about the cats fer sale.
eaten making small talk with the dude, he gets excited because he gets paid on commission fer sales, and I' m talking about buying a let m cats.
He' s the shift manager
win the cemen of my eye, I see Patty.
walks towards me, I leek at the man I was talking ta, sael getta go, Tell him my name is Robert.
bl flip Patty eff as I leave
leeks pissed
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#13 - fukdatson (03/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
:D Just h'whipped this up real quick.
#17 to #15 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
Are you ******* retarded, that's not how it works
#1 - buttrumper (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
tldnr   
   
   
   
just kidding since i'm op. But can you guy's dump some tldnr gif's like that?
tldnr



just kidding since i'm op. But can you guy's dump some tldnr gif's like that?
#26 - capnwetnipples (03/04/2013) [-]
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i laughed like a retard for a good 5 minutes
#31 - deathofnight (03/04/2013) [-]
Mfw /b's story time
User avatar #6 - theqsk (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is the first time one of these made me laugh.
#11 - badassspaceman (03/03/2013) [-]
way to go op
way to go op
#51 - mikeymikee (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That got me so hard, this was the best laugh I've had on FJ all day   
   
12/10 MFW I finished reading
That got me so hard, this was the best laugh I've had on FJ all day

12/10 MFW I finished reading
#49 - herpaderpasaur (03/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even laugh, I just put my head down and wallowed in my own stupidity for not seeing this coming, and then I laughed until I cried
I didn't even laugh, I just put my head down and wallowed in my own stupidity for not seeing this coming, and then I laughed until I cried
User avatar #28 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alpha? You were friendzoned, you lost the pussy you were after, and you accepted your ex back. I believe there is very little alpha about this post, except for the sampling of the pussy he was after maybe.
User avatar #32 to #28 - cascarita (03/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he got a lot of pussy
#3 - boxcarcrzy (03/03/2013) [-]
Thou...sands...
Thou...sands...
#58 - brothergrimm (03/04/2013) [-]
i have no idea what i expected...... but i had no idea that was coming...... mfw
i have no idea what i expected...... but i had no idea that was coming...... mfw
#16 - Maroon ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
#66 - jimmynutz (03/04/2013) [-]
>hfw "all the cats"
#46 - UnforgivenSins (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh god this one made me cry. Didn't expect it this time.
Oh god this one made me cry. Didn't expect it this time.
#65 - sickpuppie (03/04/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#62 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a repost I have been looking for omg
#61 - thesandboxes (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is outrageous.
#60 - xxkillionarexx (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#38 - thequickster (03/04/2013) [-]
OP... I love you so much, I have never laughed so hard on funnyjunk... You deserve every thumb.
OP... I love you so much, I have never laughed so hard on funnyjunk... You deserve every thumb.
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