snake bro retoast. . we 21 clamping in straya ddidn' t zip up tent properly awake up, aam, noisy bugs and shit outside Hall aver. face presses into somthing col
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snake bro retoast

we 21
clamping in straya
ddidn' t zip up tent properly
awake up, aam, noisy bugs and shit outside
Hall aver. face presses into somthing cold which fucking writhes around and hisses
freak out fuckin seizure all avergae show
Mind torch
snake
aabout fft long, dark green, yellow belly
scolled up in tent Garner all defensive like
skiving me a look like "bro what the fuck"
ohshitohshitohshit don' t know if venemous
real slow, gonna call out to my aussie mate but slightest noise makes it hiss
eact real slow, pull out knife tram bag
is all like "bro what the fuck"
ma all beargrylls an this shit
iwork out to test its strike trajectory before proper attack
pstart making little swings, snake doesnt even mave hes all like what the fuck
looking at me and starts moving towards me
swat
strikes at me and misses, an the :) or by my knees
shit out at it, too fuckin easy
mails up all crazy, got its nervous system
Hacks up at me with the same "bro what the fuck" and dies
massive spider in its mouth is dead too
imate tram the area said its a caiman tree snake, completely harmless and non venemous
a funnelweb, one ofthe mast dangerous spiders in the world, fatal as fuck
mmy snake had came to chill and have a nap next to me
mmy snake then tried to save my life, and succeeded
tthen i murdered him
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Submitted: 05/12/2014
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User avatar #23 - metalheadtildeath (05/13/2014) [-]
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bro what the fuck?
#3 - schreit (05/13/2014) [-]
This was actually highly upsetting
This was actually highly upsetting
#4 - include (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #17 - hellomynameisbill (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
contrary to popular belief, Australian forest regions do not actually crawl with disgusting, killer vermin.

they live among humans.
as humans.
#2 - swizzll (05/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I don't know whether I should feel sad or scared
Man, I don't know whether I should feel sad or scared
#10 - ninjawildcat (05/13/2014) [-]
This is why we dont fucking camp in Australia kids.
#30 - ninjawildcat (05/13/2014) [-]
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#33 - stubbysnips ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#38 to #33 - rohedje (05/13/2014) [-]
You're pathetic with your thumbnail, but struggle no more!
#1 - thebigbadjefe (05/12/2014) [-]
bro what the fuck
#42 - DJMartin (05/13/2014) [-]
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#13 - Steinwolf (05/13/2014) [-]
Snakebro - never forget!!
Snakebro - never forget!!
#26 - ascendant (05/13/2014) [-]
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#20 - sniffythebird (05/13/2014) [-]
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#29 - lucariopwnz (05/13/2014) [-]
You bastard!
#44 - kristovsky (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Never forget snakebro 2014

died in the line of duty.
#19 - willindor (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 - butterduck (05/13/2014) [-]
>Camping in straya
I knew you fucked up when I read that.
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