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User avatar #3 - urghseventysix (02/02/2013) [-]
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>hanging out eating lunch in my cafeteria
>some girls sit at a table nearby
>start making fun of my onion sandwich
>i feel the tears ******** in my eyes when a large green hand places itself on my shoulder
>shrek smiles at me and says
>"their time is ogre, you know what to do"
>i go over and eviscerate them all while shrek watches, gleefully bludgeoning them all to death with a food tray
>i ascend to my planar form with shrek and we explore the cosmos together
>Shrek is love, shrek is life
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