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Anonymous an ) ) : 10 Alb,
ITP. Hummus BB}! etc. -rhee
ll start
hing girlfriend
63 KB JPG whee getting picked up to go heme soon
dad tenage her "coming soon"
her dad a wizard for predicting the future
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Submitted: 02/02/2013
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#8 - maaarknuuuut (02/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#23 - thefucknoonegives (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
About a month and a half ago, my girlfriend was riding me. As i went to smack her ass, and accidentally smack my self in the nuts pretty 						*******					 hard.   
   
<MFW
About a month and a half ago, my girlfriend was riding me. As i went to smack her ass, and accidentally smack my self in the nuts pretty ******* hard.

<MFW
#13 - TheCynic (02/03/2013) [-]
Girlfriend is under me. She's getting cold, so I grab the covers over my shoulder like a cape, about to pull it over us. She starts laughing and says I look like a flying squirrel. Laughing way too much. Ruins the mood. No sex for me.

The next day on facebook, I find that she's uploaded this picture, tagging me in it.
#18 - latinotornado (02/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Story Time With Sebastian
>With ex gf (was dating at the time)
>We're in her movie room, totally alone
>we put on superbad but within 15 minutes shes on top of me kissing me
>kisses get heavier and heavier, rolling around the room kissing and laughing
>she starts to take her clothes off
> *********
>we both get butt ass naked
>we has teh sexorz
>near the end when i'm almost done, she gets on her knees and starts trying to finish me off with a handy as I'm standing up
>forget to tell her my cock fires like a fire hose
>too late, the moment is literally at hand
>Penis fires off a high velocity cum shot that flys right past the side of her face, hitting a monster can that was right behind her head, knocking the can to the ground and denting it on impact
>her draw drops in pure confusion
>as she turns her head to see what happened, dick fires off round after round
>the side of her face and hair are getting glazed with man chowder
>when it's finally over she has no idea how to react so she just silently gets up and washes her face without a word
>later that night she said it was one of the hottest things that ever happened to her
>MFW I was done cumming
#43 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Here's a humorous sex story:   
&gt;I'm a virgin.
Here's a humorous sex story:
>I'm a virgin.
#42 - tomanydiscos (02/03/2013) [-]
>Be having sex
>Lights off
>Get nosebleed and don't notice
>Girl on her period
>Neglected to tell me
>Finish
>Relax for a bit, then turn lights on
>Room looks like the elevator scene from the Shining
>MFW
User avatar #32 - jacoban (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Once I never had a girlfriend so I just sat on my roof and masturbated to the moonlight while crying.
#49 - mouthwash (02/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
&gt;Be 16   
&gt;have 9/10 gf   
&gt;						****					 about twice a week as we didn't see much of each other   
&gt;Later be drinking at party   
&gt;Approach the now blurry figure believed to be my gf   
&gt;make out upstairs, start 						*******					   
&gt;People 						*******					 on other side of wall   
&gt;we finish and go out to see who it was   
&gt;Open the door and see my girlfriend riding my friend   
&gt;look to the girl I just 						******					   
&gt;It's her sister   
&gt;Other friend saw whole confusion   
&gt;Our faces when we realised I caught my girlfriend cheating whilst cheating   
   
This actually happened, and were both madly drunk. We made up and got back together. Broke up a week later because she cheated on me whilst totally sober. Dem bitches...
>Be 16
>have 9/10 gf
> **** about twice a week as we didn't see much of each other
>Later be drinking at party
>Approach the now blurry figure believed to be my gf
>make out upstairs, start *******
>People ******* on other side of wall
>we finish and go out to see who it was
>Open the door and see my girlfriend riding my friend
>look to the girl I just ******
>It's her sister
>Other friend saw whole confusion
>Our faces when we realised I caught my girlfriend cheating whilst cheating

This actually happened, and were both madly drunk. We made up and got back together. Broke up a week later because she cheated on me whilst totally sober. Dem bitches...
User avatar #50 to #49 - astraea (02/03/2013) [-]
This week on 16 and pregnant
#37 - jokervsbatsy (02/03/2013) [-]
Suddenly everyone on FJ has a humorous sex life...
Suddenly everyone on FJ has a humorous sex life...
#7 - nahsahsenn (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
once i fingered my girlfriend at the time and soon after when her stepdad got home i shook his hand with my hand that was covered in his stepdaughters pussy juice
once i fingered my girlfriend at the time and soon after when her stepdad got home i shook his hand with my hand that was covered in his stepdaughters pussy juice
#64 - manirock (02/03/2013) [-]
&gt;Be 17   
&gt;Me and GF each have siblings   
&gt;Always home   
&gt;Cock block like no other   
&gt;Only rarely get down to business   
&gt;GF proposes that we do it in the woods at night   
&gt;That sounds like a terrible, terrible idea, but okay   
&gt;She's riding me   
&gt;My head bounces off the hard ground    
&gt;Can feel bugs and 						****					 crawling all over me   
&gt;We both go back home and fall asleep   
&gt;MFW I wake up with  mosquito bites all over on my balls
>Be 17
>Me and GF each have siblings
>Always home
>Cock block like no other
>Only rarely get down to business
>GF proposes that we do it in the woods at night
>That sounds like a terrible, terrible idea, but okay
>She's riding me
>My head bounces off the hard ground
>Can feel bugs and **** crawling all over me
>We both go back home and fall asleep
>MFW I wake up with mosquito bites all over on my balls
#83 - curtisbentley (02/03/2013) [-]
&gt; day my friend lost his virginity   
&gt; at his place for his 16th birthday   
&gt; we find sombrero, dare him to wear it during the sex   
&gt; he's wasted, agrees   
&gt; girlfriend's wasted, she doesn't even know which way is hop tip da doodily doo   
&gt; he goes upstairs with her wearing sombrero   
&gt; 10 minutes later   
&gt; we forget about the sombrero as we're all taking shots   
&gt; suddenly we hear a bump upstairs   
&gt; everything goes quiet   
&gt; &quot;Para bailar La Bamba   
Para bailar La Bamba   
Se necessita una poca de gracia   
Una poca de gracia&quot;   
&lt; mfw
> day my friend lost his virginity
> at his place for his 16th birthday
> we find sombrero, dare him to wear it during the sex
> he's wasted, agrees
> girlfriend's wasted, she doesn't even know which way is hop tip da doodily doo
> he goes upstairs with her wearing sombrero
> 10 minutes later
> we forget about the sombrero as we're all taking shots
> suddenly we hear a bump upstairs
> everything goes quiet
> "Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia"

< mfw
#28 - ludislavonac ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Me and gf went out one evening
>Both get drunk
>Get behind a building for some sexytime
>In the middle of the **** she says
>"Hun you're in the wrong hole"
>I put a finger in her pussy just to see if she was right
>Mfw I went in dry without realising and it she just told me to continue, also it was my first time anal
#10 - beastpwnrlol (02/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i think fingering your girlfriend is stupid and a waste of time... i never understood how anyone could get pressure by poking your right hand multiple times
i think fingering your girlfriend is stupid and a waste of time... i never understood how anyone could get pressure by poking your right hand multiple times
#22 to #10 - jakeduck (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand the concept of fingering.
I don't think you understand the concept of fingering.
User avatar #14 - ZalgotheImminent (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's one I read on bash.org a while back that was hilarious to me. I'll relay it here.

"<yajmele> Oh my god....I was fooling around with my boyfriend the other night....
<yajmele> Right when I grabbed his cock, we heard the "get item" sound from Legend of Zelda.
<yajmele> It's apparently his e-mail alert on his phone.
<yajmele> It took us 20 minutes to stop laughing. The timing on that was impeccable."
#44 - elijahcrazy (02/03/2013) [-]
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This is my sex story

User avatar #6 - iwanttousenumbers (02/03/2013) [-]
Just because something is from 4chan doesn't mean it's funny
#79 - doctorpibber (02/03/2013) [-]
>be having sex doggy style
>be about to come
>lean over to whisper dirty things in gf's ear
>she whips back head because of hair in her face
>back of head connects with my nose
>busted nose with my busted nut
>mfw
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