Figured it had something to do with the Greek Alphabet. Wouldn't it have to go down the line though? I'd imagine if you were Omega, you are probably dangerously overweight because you can't stop eating, your face is filled with acne, you have neck-beard and multiple chins, and you live in your parents basement posting "feel threads" all day long about "tfw no gf" and you think all women put you in the friendzone.