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#3 - schmettermuschi (07/07/2013) [-]
glorious stories, fart humor is good humor   
10/10
glorious stories, fart humor is good humor
10/10
#2 - punishlife (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh my, loved it, kept laughing our like a retarded seal :'D
#7 - jimmynutz ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
#4 - daragon (07/07/2013) [-]
That made me laugh more then all the other content I've seen this past week.
That made me laugh more then all the other content I've seen this past week.
User avatar #6 - winrobert (07/08/2013) [-]
>my asshole is Nietzsche

>Athens is telling me to leave

My sides.. tell them that I loved them..
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