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I France, I swear. Anonymous if (/ 06/ 14( Wed) No/ 33569269 F ::::
sits WWI
tthis time France isn' t allied with Russia
ever Serbia, Russia and all allies
runs middle east now
aactually pretty good
ppeople enjoy German rule
we need fer ****** taliban
deosn' t need to elect hitler because they are comfortable
fhitler gees home and ***** his sister
deosn' t happen
views den' t invade the middle east
views are all still alive
ppretty good
Hews eventually persuade Germany's give them Khazar's, the actually wanted hem Russia( now #)
we terrorists
we WWY
we Cold War
we Communist China
we Communist North Korea
has enough Oil fer everyine
makes futuristic everything and saves the day in general
has nothing to fight SC) it actually spends its time improving itself
gives jobs to everyine
tthere is still drug wars, but nu where near as bad
AALL OF RUSSIA IS FIXED AND
we Crimea problem
tthe world now has all the brave people who died in WWY and their children
eeverything is fixed
******* France man
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#3 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I'm a huge history nut, and I like alternate history, but that **** there isn't remotely realistically.

Lets take it step by step.
>The First World War, Russia and France aren't allied.
Okay cool, this saves up the entire western front.. The German and Austro-Hungarian war machines warms up, the behemoth of the Russian army does somewhat mobilize a sizeable amount of soldiers and launch an attack at Germany at Tannenberg, but Germany isn't fighting a two front war and has plenty of soldiers to respond with. Meanwhile Serbia is duking it out with Austro-Hungary and Germany but is slowly losing terrain.
Then the Germans launch offensives into Russia, as the Germans advance, the Russian empire collapses similarly to how it did in real life.
Now this is where things get tricky.

The Russian Revolution. What happens? Does it fail? Does it succeed? What happens to the communists?

So communist threat, even with Nazi Germany out of the picture a Second World War will seem inevitable. Which countries will align with the new Soviet Union?
What about the fall of said Soviet Union, automatically into democracy or a few years with a guy like Putin?

I agree a lot of stuff in the middle east would probably improve as it is under Ottoman rule with German advisers, but entirely perfect? I doubt, considering the Armenian Genocide, I wouldn't rule out the Ottomans trying something similar to a different group again. Bam there you have a conflict, is it a good or bad thing the Ottomans do?

Russia and the middle east will still be major **** ups, which I think without further careful studying, would be much harder to describe further.

OP has a few good points, but most of it is taking things a bit too far out the positivism scale for my taste.
#12 - sometoast (08/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
And there would be hundreds of video games that would've never been made because WW2 never happened
#27 - onederman (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
but that would mean no more 'Hitler wasn't that bad jokes'
#7 - samoaspider ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
but what fun would've been in that story?
User avatar #35 - thatguyontheright (08/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
No World War II, and No Cold War means no Moon Landing.
#42 - kingpongthedon (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So wait, by winning WWI Germany would have settled down and not invaded other people later on? That has never happened at any point in history. Once you have a militaristic country, as WWI-era Germany certainly was, on a winning streak they tend to stay at war until they start losing or run out of places to take over. Germany almost certainly would have kept taking bits of land from other neighboring countries in skirmish after skirmish until they came to control most of Central Europe. That's what happened with the Egyptians, Persians, Romans, Greeks, Vandals, Goths, Huns, Moors, Mongols, Ottomans, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Hawaiians, Russians, Brits, and Americans and that's what would have happened with the Germans. No nation has ever quit while it's ahead when it comes to empire building, why should the Germans be any different in that respect?
#36 - complimentedorange (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or...
#20 - angelusprimus (08/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Just by keeping America out of WW1 Germany would have won.
Once Russia pulled out due to economic exaustion and internal unrest, without Americans to support them, West Front would have been overrun, and without Italy joining in and diverting Austrian troops (italy only joined once it was certain Central powers would lose) France would collapse. At that point Britain would be alone and would have to settle.

Its impossible to predict long term consequences of such an change because ripples would create ripples which would create ripples. But few things are certain.

Germany would stay under domination of Prussia and Kaiser. Hitler would have no chance in hell to gain power. No war reparations, new colonies and internal stability would have created strong and rich Germany where exteremists would have no chance.

Austrian empire wouldn't have fallen apart, but it would have became federalized.

Even with victory in the war Ottoman empire would have fallen apart. BUT without strong France and Britain to meddle in Middle east much more liberal countries would have emerged. Like Attaturk's Turkey. With them keeping most of profits from the oil and using them to fund infrastructure projects (probably with german help) richer and more liberal societies would have grown hampering radical islam.
User avatar #2 - shallowandpedantic (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The taliban will never go away. All the german war effort you could throw at them would only make things worse in that **** hole.
#32 - aazz (08/08/2014) [-]
**aazz rolled image** ******* france man
#26 - deddead (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Kill the members of the black hand before they had the chance to kill archduke franz ferdinand and ww1 would have never happened...
User avatar #9 - lokischosen (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Except you know, without WW2 what would have ended the great depression. No military boom means no american economy, means no american dream, means no immigration, means no cheap labour, means even less american economy, means america becomes newest Canadian province..... Hey wait that could work....
User avatar #1 - savethedinosaurs (08/07/2014) [-]
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#63 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If WW2 never happened then the US never would have gotten out of the Great Depression, or it would have taken a lot longer/been a lot harder.
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman (08/08/2014) [+] (11 replies)
if we could mess with the past, there would be no way to change it back to the way it was
#48 - Ulmer (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have been saying this since I learned history.
#24 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Except France wouldn't ever ally with them in the first place, plus if that was the case they wouldn't get through the channel, let alone Russia and Serbia on the east.

And of course the US would make more of an effort maybe.
User avatar #11 - xxDanvelxx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Better yet, no Austria to drag everyone into this **** .
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