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SHIP go
his that
pink lemonade's the E
i rub it on my breast
tittel "rm a it gets all sticky, i dent care
Cl Anonymous( ID: ) (/ ) : 01 No/ 396538147
now it' s stuck in my chest hair
ttet oh fuck, now i have to take a shower
but I took one within the hour
It. what a waste of water it will be
i know! i' ll just shower in my pee
PSA, what you mean to me,
is mostly for distraction,
but quite like PC
The saddest thing, that you have to change,
ls you play my Sunrays
but you have no gem:
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - kypris
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Oh fair water bottle, hydration holder,
Located about 24 inches away from my left shoulder.
I stretch out for thee, caress thee gently,
And proceed to quench my thirst subsequently.
Delicious, delectable, succulent water,
You'll be my main course of action when I murder my father.
Why bother? He hits harder!
Why start a fist fight with that tub-ass larder.
I am a martyr,
An H2O equipped murderous bombarder.





#4 to #2 - RazzberryRipper
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Thank goodness someone wrote one about a water bottle.
Thank goodness someone wrote one about a water bottle.
User avatar #6 to #4 - kypris
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(04/30/2012) [-]
thumb'd for the gif, Oli is hilarious
#3 - cnlsanders
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(04/30/2012) [-]
O grizzly straight how I love to chew
I don't know what I'd be if not for you
When I be stressed, bored, or down
I know you'll never make me frown
I put you in, then spit your juice (inb4 crude dicksucking remark)
But why do you make me have to drop a deuce?

User avatar #5 - hippiegrenade
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(04/30/2012) [-]
oh dear foot
we have walked this earth together
i hope your attached to me forever
oh dear foot
with all five of your toes
everything about me you know
oh dear foot
oh dear foot
#1 - anon id: 7632819c
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(04/29/2012) [-]
dear peanus i dont think i liek you any more you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor dear peanus i dont like you any more.
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