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Reply+158

(09/23/2012)[-]

>Be hanging out with friend at carnival
>He's being a huge arrogant dick like always
>Decide to kill him
>Tell him i got some cash booze at my place, say i want his opinion on it.
>keep feeding him drinks on our way back to my place
>Go into my cellar, keep giving him more drinks
>bitch is hammered
>he follows me through the passages, stumbling around
>Get to the end, chain him into an small alcove in my cellar
>Start placing bricks to seal him in
>"good one Montrasor. This will be a funny story to tell our wives later."
>Toss in the torch, place the last brick, and go upstairs like a boss.
>MFW

>Be hanging out with friend at carnival
>He's being a huge arrogant dick like always
>Decide to kill him
>Tell him i got some cash booze at my place, say i want his opinion on it.
>keep feeding him drinks on our way back to my place
>Go into my cellar, keep giving him more drinks
>bitch is hammered
>he follows me through the passages, stumbling around
>Get to the end, chain him into an small alcove in my cellar
>Start placing bricks to seal him in
>"good one Montrasor. This will be a funny story to tell our wives later."
>Toss in the torch, place the last brick, and go upstairs like a boss.
>MFW

#170 to #10 - aeiousometimesy

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(09/24/2012)[-]

******* love the cask of amantillado

#165 to #10 - thessalonaki

Reply+3

(09/24/2012)[-]

Relevancy FTW; just read that story a couple of days ago.

I ******* love you.

Relevancy FTW; just read that story a couple of days ago.

I ******* love you.

#132 to #10 - sweateagle

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(09/24/2012)[-]

10/10 Cast of Amontillado reference.

#118 to #10 - shitshitshit#40 on commentsRank#40

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(09/24/2012)[-]

oh my god you are amazing

#112 to #10 - hefty

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(09/24/2012)[-]

MFW just got done reading this story...

MFW just got done reading this story...

#107 to #10 - gosh

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(09/24/2012)[-]

You're ******* brilliant.

#88 to #10 - jacksparojr

Reply+27

(09/24/2012)[-]

Guess he was Edger Allen PWND

Guess he was Edger Allen PWND

#53 to #10 - jokeface

Reply0

(09/23/2012)[-]

I forget the title of this one. Refresh my memory?

#54 to #53 - baditch

Reply+5

(09/23/2012)[-]

The cask of Amontillado.

#56 to #54 - jokeface

Reply+1

(09/23/2012)[-]

Thank you.

#57 to #56 - baditch

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(09/23/2012)[-]

sure thing breh

#38 to #10 - Hreidmar

Reply+10

(09/23/2012)[-]

You, sir, have ushered some classy humour into this thread. Thank you.

#33 to #10 - phoenixflamea

Reply+55

(09/23/2012)[-]

Looks like he will piss you off... Nevermore.

Looks like he will piss you off... Nevermore.

#21 to #10 - XRevelationX**User deleted account**

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#20 to #10 - cleverguy

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(09/23/2012)[-]

im never drinking amontillado

#18 to #10 - misterTOAST

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(09/23/2012)[-]

I cannot grasp the magnitude of this win.

#15 to #10 - suckmyrichard**User deleted account**

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#14 to #10 - sixsicsix

Reply+3

(09/23/2012)[-]

You, You sir have stolen my heart

I love You

#16 to #14 - baditch

Reply+15

(09/23/2012)[-]

your telltale heart?

#17 to #16 - sixsicsix

Reply+4

(09/23/2012)[-]

Sir, I'll be "Raven" about to my smart friends later

#22 to #17 - baditch

Reply+3

(09/23/2012)[-]

We should keep this going.

Hold on, there's someone at my chamber door.

#23 to #22 - sixsicsix

Reply+2

(09/23/2012)[-]

Excuse me, I must put on my Red Masque

That one was lame

#24 to #23 - baditch

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(09/23/2012)[-]

everyone i ever loved died from tuberculosis .

#25 to #24 - sixsicsix

Reply+1

(09/23/2012)[-]

Good one sir

#13 to #10 - jetmb

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(09/23/2012)[-]

I love you/

#12 to #10 - neutralgray

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(09/23/2012)[-]

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#11 to #10 - metallicafandude

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(09/23/2012)[-]

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