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#10 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
>Be hanging out with friend at carnival
>He's being a huge arrogant dick like always
>Decide to kill him
>Tell him i got some cash booze at my place, say i want his opinion on it.
>keep feeding him drinks on our way back to my place
>Go into my cellar, keep giving him more drinks
>bitch is hammered
>he follows me through the passages, stumbling around
>Get to the end, chain him into an small alcove in my cellar
>Start placing bricks to seal him in
>"good one Montrasor. This will be a funny story to tell our wives later."
>Toss in the torch, place the last brick, and go upstairs like a boss.
>MFW
User avatar #170 to #10 - aeiousometimesy (09/24/2012) [-]
******* love the cask of amantillado
#165 to #10 - thessalonaki (09/24/2012) [-]
Relevancy FTW; just read that story a couple of days ago.

I ******* love you.
User avatar #132 to #10 - sweateagle (09/24/2012) [-]
10/10 Cast of Amontillado reference.
User avatar #118 to #10 - shitshitshit (09/24/2012) [-]
oh my god you are amazing
#112 to #10 - hefty (09/24/2012) [-]
MFW just got done reading this story...
User avatar #107 to #10 - gosh (09/24/2012) [-]
You're ******* brilliant.
#88 to #10 - jacksparojr (09/24/2012) [-]
Guess he was Edger Allen PWND
Guess he was Edger Allen PWND
User avatar #53 to #10 - jokeface (09/23/2012) [-]
I forget the title of this one. Refresh my memory?
#54 to #53 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
The cask of Amontillado.
User avatar #56 to #54 - jokeface (09/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#57 to #56 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
sure thing breh
User avatar #38 to #10 - Hreidmar (09/23/2012) [-]
You, sir, have ushered some classy humour into this thread. Thank you.
#33 to #10 - phoenixflamea (09/23/2012) [-]
Looks like he will piss you off... Nevermore.
+8
#21 to #10 - XRevelationX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #10 - cleverguy (09/23/2012) [-]
im never drinking amontillado
User avatar #18 to #10 - misterTOAST (09/23/2012) [-]
I cannot grasp the magnitude of this win.
+5
#15 to #10 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #10 - sixsicsix (09/23/2012) [-]
You, You sir have stolen my heart

I love You
#16 to #14 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
your telltale heart?
User avatar #17 to #16 - sixsicsix (09/23/2012) [-]
Sir, I'll be "Raven" about to my smart friends later
#22 to #17 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
We should keep this going.

Hold on, there's someone at my chamber door.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sixsicsix (09/23/2012) [-]
Excuse me, I must put on my Red Masque


That one was lame
#24 to #23 - baditch (09/23/2012) [-]
everyone i ever loved died from tuberculosis .
User avatar #25 to #24 - sixsicsix (09/23/2012) [-]
Good one sir
#13 to #10 - jetmb (09/23/2012) [-]
I love you/
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