oh /k/. . Cl Anonymous Eff u 9: 50 No. 1 12?? E The Jeep guy again e cunt neighbors cunt sons have there cunt friends over contrasty e sons are like -19 and 22
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Cl Anonymous Eff u 9: 50 No. 1 12?? E
The Jeep guy again
e cunt neighbors cunt sons have there cunt friends over
contrasty
e sons are like -19 and 22
e cunt neighbor is away on vacation
e ends up being a party people
e loud music, under aged drinking. and general retardation
noise
e me andthe wife decide to leave for a bite to eat and a movie
e we come back around IEI: AEI that night
e in Rudyard are sold cups. puke trash, beer cans and bottles, and 2 cunts passed butch our lawn
in backyard and see my fence has been smashed
smash everywhere
e urge to kill... rising...
e wife calms me down. and goes to call the police
e urge to kill... fading...
e wife starts to dial the police when i hear a crash fallowed by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
e run into my bedroom and grab my stainless Mn barrel Ruger Blackhawk
e in my backyard is a group of cunts cheering on one ofthe cunt son
e open my back door and tire a shot in the air.
e GET CEFF MY LANNI. l. l.
e crowd dispersers I mean . lns away}
e within 5 minutes the party is over.
e next morning
e see the same 2 cunts passed out in my yard are still there
e my wife went out last night and places blankets on them
ruless earheart
bad I no longer have the same human compassion
Mime forsome fun
e turn on the hose that I told my wife wwould put away? days ago
e I hose down the two with ice cold water
e at the time the news paper guy shows up and sees me watering these guys with my garden hose
e dent mine me, just watering my cunts
e he shares a big lot
e still never compensated forthe damages to my yard
bl made those two drunks cleaned my yard
e I threaten them with damages, trespassing, and vandalism
e they clean the yard and leave
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#10 - baditch (09/23/2012) [+] (29 replies)
>Be hanging out with friend at carnival
>He's being a huge arrogant dick like always
>Decide to kill him
>Tell him i got some cash booze at my place, say i want his opinion on it.
>keep feeding him drinks on our way back to my place
>Go into my cellar, keep giving him more drinks
>bitch is hammered
>he follows me through the passages, stumbling around
>Get to the end, chain him into an small alcove in my cellar
>Start placing bricks to seal him in
>"good one Montrasor. This will be a funny story to tell our wives later."
>Toss in the torch, place the last brick, and go upstairs like a boss.
>MFW
#45 - xxrachelbabyxx (09/23/2012) [+] (20 replies)
> cunt neighbor's cunt sons have there cunt friends over
> throw a cunt party
>sounds... fishy
#26 - Tazdingo (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Dont mind me, just watering my cunts" ******* lost it
User avatar #119 - fyaq ONLINE (09/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I got one

>Be 18, parents not home, I am a generally chill and laid back guy. Parties aren't my style.
>Live next to uber slut of our neighborhood, 16 years old spoiled with rich parents.
>Has rich slut party, I don't much care. Grab a couple beers and play some TF2.
>Doorbell rings about an hour in.
>One of the rich ass sluts understudy's (Lauren i think her name was) comes and invites me. Does it nicely, so I say 'thanks, maybe ill drop in after a while' and go back to my game. Not planning on going but was polite anyways.
>Half hour later doorbell again.
>Open the door and the Lauren has a case of Mike's on her. Asks if I'm ready to party.
>Chuckle and say sure.
>A ******* JAY-Z CONCERT WORTH OF ******* AND SLUTS BURST INTO MY HOUSE.
>HOLY **** WHAT THE **** DO I DO.
>Set up kegs and speakers and **** atleast 3 dozen people in my house by this time.
>Cat is going ******* , trying to escape the ********* .
>I'm freaking out with 6 dudes picking me up and dragging me to do a kegstand in my kitchen .
>Eventually wriggle my way out and back to Lauren.
>Yelling at her "WHAT THE **** , HOW AM I GOING TO FIX ALL THIS"
>She says "Don't worry, I know a guy who can clean it for cheap. Enjoy the party."
>I start to ******* go Defcon 5 angry.
>"AND HOW MUCH WILL THAT ******* COST ME!??!?!?!"
>Lauren looks at me and calmly says "I need about tree fiddy."
>It was about this time I realized Lauren was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
>Goddamn loch ness monster tricked me again.
#150 - satexas (09/24/2012) [-]
I lost at "just watering my cunts".
#152 - moustachefingers (09/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"We used to stack you little ***** up. Use you as sandbags."
#92 - poniesfuckedmeover (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my gosh... 4chan actually finished a story with out some stupid joke 						****					 at the end!
Oh my gosh... 4chan actually finished a story with out some stupid joke **** at the end!
#31 - umadproblemm (09/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
only clint eastwood gif i have, thought it was going to be gran torino ordeal
only clint eastwood gif i have, thought it was going to be gran torino ordeal
#128 - dickorcock (09/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My all time favorite /k/ story
#140 - JohnTheRipper (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
dont mind me, just watering my cunts.
dont mind me, just watering my cunts.
#28 - doctorfailkins (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>MFW
#35 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Im surprised no on has called this out as a repost yet.
#7 - orangepikmin (09/23/2012) [-]
I've seen this post many times, but hell, it gets funnier every time!
#39 - ncsutroll (09/23/2012) [-]
"don't mind me, just watering my cunts" - ****** lost it. lmao
User avatar #145 - Nameloc (09/24/2012) [-]
Welp, he said "cunts" 10 times.
This post would make for a great drinking game?
+10
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#129 - sysquatch (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #41 - stoopidanon (09/23/2012) [-]
>dont mind me, just watering my cunts
lol'd
#146 - creosote (09/24/2012) [-]
MFW reading this.
MFW reading this.
#115 - superunclesam (09/24/2012) [-]
He handled the situation in the most appropriate manner.
He handled the situation in the most appropriate manner.
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