oh /b/. found whilst /b/rowsing. imr My life sucks. Everyone I grew up with is dead. I recently found out my girfriend was cheating an me with like four otherwa
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My life sucks. Everyone I grew up with is dead. I recently found out my
girfriend was cheating an me with like four otherways. It hurt at first, but
I' m mostly dyer that. My best friend drinks way too much. I wonder about
him sometimes, because he always talks about he wants to go an a big
killing spree. I' m stuck at a deadhand job making barely minimum wage. I
can' t get another one, and the only reason I got this one is because I' m
working fer a distant relative of mine. The cine good thing about it is my
female coworker_ I have a huge crush an her, and she' s well aware Mit, but
she always denies my advances. And the worst part about it is, I was
frozen fer loot) years and it' s the year 3001
Anonymousity: ) (( Thu) 05: 26: 30
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Submitted: 08/02/2012
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#1 - bluebutton (08/02/2012) [-]
I also lost an arm.
User avatar #21 - jettaelas (08/03/2012) [-]
It took every ounce of self-control I had to not peek at the last sentence.

Totally worth it, good one.
User avatar #16 - frenzysalem (08/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)
i've learned to read the last few words of these things.....
#19 to #16 - anonymousditto (08/03/2012) [-]
that's lame man... that's like finding your Xmas presents a moth early then wrapping them back up and trying to act surprised on Xmas morning
User avatar #26 - profarnsworth (08/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Get back to work you lazy neanderthal! I don't pay you to whine about your problems on the internet.
#2 - chiengbang (08/02/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**chiengbang rolled a random image posted in comment #7465875 at FJ Pony Thread **   
Futurama related?
**chiengbang rolled a random image posted in comment #7465875 at FJ Pony Thread **
Futurama related?
User avatar #29 - SuperWeapons (08/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get it or watch MLP so tell me why
User avatar #33 to #29 - Tyranitar (08/03/2012) [-]
He was pretending he had a lot of problems, but he was just reading about the plot of Futurama.

The ponies probably weren't necessary, but they rarely are.
User avatar #25 - qqqqqqqqq (08/03/2012) [-]
came for the ponies stayed for the futurama
User avatar #39 - GoldenLotus ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
One of the few where I haven't been able to predict it till the last sentence. 10/10.
User avatar #35 - vishnapalm (08/03/2012) [-]
Meh. It was kind of obvious since the second sentence is mentioned in the show. In fact I even read the second sentence in Fry's voice. But still not too bad.
User avatar #34 - HardyUndertook (08/03/2012) [-]
i can't believe it took me more than a second to get this
User avatar #14 - gildemoono (08/03/2012) [-]
damn. the pokemon and spongebob and star wars ones got me, but i manage to piece this one together by the first line. wat do?
User avatar #13 - vanoreo (08/03/2012) [-]
Got it at "distant relative"
User avatar #10 - instakill (08/03/2012) [-]
0/10 OP saw it from the 3rd line
#8 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
stupid. too obvious and didn't fulfill its full potential. 2/10
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