normal. everyday /b/. stay time ml 1 Turn and meet this aute girl Eventually have sexy time then emu she' s pregnant 1 been months and I' m still net ready be a
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everyday /b/

stay time ml
1 Turn and meet this aute girl
Eventually have sexy time then emu she' s pregnant
1 been months and I' m still net ready be a father
A thaught then pops inte my head during foreplay ene night
1 We kiss and I gently start fingering her
One finger, now bye, then WHAM my whale hand
I shove as far as I em and grasp the head m the baby
1 Ripping it out I gnaw eff the eard
1 Thing wont stop wiggling I light it en fire
Put it in my dogs dish and he eats it
1 By this time my gal has bled em, that' s okay since she was a bitch
Call the police
Have just enough time than eff and mange before they arrive
1 Tell them I just get heme hem jogging
They piece it tegether and figure she had the baby premature
She went into shock and passed out
1 It was a still born and the dog ate it as she bled to death
MPH? they offered to buy me a few reinds at the bar
Cl Anonymoused: ) ) e: 27: 26 Na.
Oh my outskirts god that was Marlene.
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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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#4 - giygasman (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not one to be a pussy but that was allitle too fucked up and you guys are under-reacting to this a bit.
User avatar #12 - grubbah (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Gets a girl pregnant unexpectedly by being careless.
> Decides he's not ready to be a father.
> Kills her and the child.
> Lol win!

Kay.
#8 - fedexman (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
That one was to much even for me.
#1 - frantasium (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - tiredandhungry (02/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who goes straight to read the first letter of each line of these and then gets bored if it doesn't spell out anything? gif unrelated
Am I the only one who goes straight to read the first letter of each line of these and then gets bored if it doesn't spell out anything? gif unrelated
#9 - fordun (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How the hell is this win? He had sex. Got a girl pregnant And for that any real man needs to accept the consequences of his actions.

Now someone post that story of the guy who had a vasectomy and some bitch tried to tell him that he was the father. He eventually led her on for several weeks/months and acted like he was going to leave. Then he pulled out records and brought a lawyer in and proved it was impossible for her to be pregnant with his seed.

Now That is win!!
#7 - mspaintpro (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 to #7 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your "edgy"
#30 - connordude (02/20/2013) [-]
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#6 - iamphoenix (02/20/2013) [-]
>too much win to be true

Yes, this is the problem with the story.
User avatar #19 - Rolyat (02/20/2013) [-]
Everyday /b/ my ass. There's nothing funny on there
#33 - danilawleit (02/22/2013) [-]
10/10 would lol again
#27 - devout feminist (02/20/2013) [-]
well, the cops had figured out that the dog ate it?
How the fuck did it get in the dog dish then?
User avatar #26 - willindor (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I need to remember this plan. What a mastermind.
#15 - beerterror (02/20/2013) [-]
Modern morals. This gut pretends to be a most pathetic excuse for a man and they are calling it a "win". Yes, I know it's for 99% a made up story, but still...

>Modern morals.

And they have the nerve to discredit the whole swag/yolo shit, when this basically is the same thing.
#11 - jacklane (02/20/2013) [-]
hardest I've laughed in over a year. OP of OC is a god!
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