mute anon at Starbucks
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smart going to starbucks regularly about 3 years ago to read
t want to have small chat with ganstas so awrite my name and what i wanted on a napkin and handed it to cashier
wet my drink
this until everyone there knows my name and what i want
distill haven' t said a single word
everyone thinks i' m a mute
ask me anything i answermilk head nod or shake
e" vvhat ya readin'. F"
behold up book
up fora years
everyone still thinks i' m a mute
years ago this cutie pie started working there
fall in love with her despite not saying anything to her she always talks at me when i come in
eventually decide i' m going to ask her out
walk in one day and she' s working the register
shoot at her and give her a smile and she enters my order
Rostand there for ti] seconds working up the nerve to ask her out
v'' everlast to go out for bacoffee?"
emery single person in the starbucks goes dead silent, the regulars all look at me mouth agape, one tenets drops a plate
agirl lets out a" ?"'
swam my drink
seriously fuck staryu cits what an evil company