mute anon at Starbucks. . smart going to starbucks regularly about 3 years ago to read t want to have small chat with ganstas so awrite my name and what i wante descriptive titl
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mute anon at Starbucks

smart going to starbucks regularly about 3 years ago to read
t want to have small chat with ganstas so awrite my name and what i wanted on a napkin and handed it to cashier
wet my drink
this until everyone there knows my name and what i want
distill haven' t said a single word
everyone thinks i' m a mute
ask me anything i answermilk head nod or shake
e" vvhat ya readin'. F"
behold up book
up fora years
everyone still thinks i' m a mute
years ago this cutie pie started working there
fall in love with her despite not saying anything to her she always talks at me when i come in
eventually decide i' m going to ask her out
walk in one day and she' s working the register
shoot at her and give her a smile and she enters my order
WHY
Rostand there for ti] seconds working up the nerve to ask her out
v'' everlast to go out for bacoffee?"
emery single person in the starbucks goes dead silent, the regulars all look at me mouth agape, one tenets drops a plate
agirl lets out a" ?"'
swam my drink
back
seriously **** staryu cits what an evil company
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User avatar #4 - sneleoparden (04/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I don't understand is anon just super beta or why is he handling the situation like this? he could had convinced her that he had worked really hard on trying to speak just to ask her out or something like that. also a complete waste of possibilities wasting 3 years of silence on something he would just walk away from
#14 - twofreegerbils (04/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What the **** ? That was 3 years of work to create the perfect opportunity to ask a girl out with a 99.999% chance of success! And he just leaves before he even gets a real answer?
#2 - bigjinfinity (04/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah, you must be pretty 						*******					 evil to be surprised that the customer you have been serving for years, you thought was mute, can actually talk.  Seriously, why would anyone consider Starbucks as evil for this?   pic unrelated
Yeah, you must be pretty ******* evil to be surprised that the customer you have been serving for years, you thought was mute, can actually talk. Seriously, why would anyone consider Starbucks as evil for this? pic unrelated
#5 - youborn (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**youborn rolled image** More alpha than tis roll
User avatar #22 - sexplain (04/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
He should've said something like "you look pretty today" then walk away with his coffee. Such a wasted opportunity.
#32 - perform (04/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**perform rolled image** Girl's FW
User avatar #79 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Why didn't he stay? He could pull some **** like "I was an elective mute because I'm always nervous around people but when I met you I decided I had to pluck up the courage to speak to you properly

That **** is 24 carat gold man, guaranteed to make her melt
#67 - maddmarkk (04/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
YOU COULD HAVE CAME UP WITH SOME STUPID ASS EXCUSE LIKE I WAS IN SPEECH THERAPY FOR 2 YEARS AND I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK AGAIN BUT NO YOU ****** IT ALL UP
#96 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Would you ever want to go out for a coffee?"

He asks the girl working in Starbucks.
User avatar #98 to #96 - irishpunker (04/16/2014) [-]
I know, right? It's kind of like asking a prostitute if she wants to **** .


Oh, wait...
User avatar #62 - enigmaticspirit (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Aside from the obvious retarded **** this dude is pulling, why would he think he's in love with a girl if after 2 years he has never even had a real conversation with her?
#64 to #62 - Keoul (04/16/2014) [-]
Because people are retarded when they are infatuated with someone.
He probably just projected his perfect girl on her.
#57 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why would she go out for coffee if she spends all day making it? Busted.
Why would she go out for coffee if she spends all day making it? Busted.
User avatar #18 - roninneko (04/16/2014) [-]
Maaan, guy could have not stuttered and pulled a total Silent Bob.
#137 - Stan Marsh (04/16/2014) [-]
Thats pretty beta
#157 - spanishninja (04/16/2014) [-]
>asking a starbucks employee to go out for a cofee
>asking a starbucks employee to go out for a cofee
#124 - doctorprofessornv (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
God dammit anon, you had a once in a lifetime opportunity and you blew it. You have brought dishonor to us all.
User avatar #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, technically there are two types of mutes' ones who have a physical/mental defect and can't physically speak without some kind of apparatus, and those who have severe mental trauma one way or another that results in a pseudo speaking phobia, where many go on for several years without speaking. The second one, as it is a mental conditioning, can be broken with a trigger, in this case it would have been completely conceivable that he would break his mute by falling in love with this girl (as storybook as that sounds), so, if he just rolled with it, he would've been fine. In fact, with what appears to be a social phobia, he could be registered as semi mute anyway.
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#7 to #1 - chrispoot (04/15/2014) [-]
hahaha le XD XD XD lol rofl
User avatar #51 - toosexyforyou (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Listen boys, when you're the type of guy who's got his head so far up his ass that he thinks it's fine to not speak to people and write things out like that for 3 years, you're not gonna be a looker.
#40 - veryspecialagent (04/16/2014) [-]
What you should have sone, was blurted out something like "My god you're beautiful", then pretend you're just as shocked at your own voice as everyone else is, then say "so beautiful you brought my voice back.

Then go shank that bitch ursela and get married and live happily ever after not having to be a ******* mermaid.
User avatar #23 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
One day he should've just went in and ordered normally to throw everyone the **** off.
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