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mum wtf ?
Fucked Up Childhood Memories
we kid
ylos/ e Ninja Turtles
met Ninja Turtle nunchuks one day
ffuck YES
shit all day. erreday
chain ends up snapping
row for days
broken nunchuks in toy box and forget about them
biast forward years later
mooving out of house
ran my mom' s bathroom cleaning out the cabinet underlie sink
spoil out box full of shit from the back
gspot Ninja Turtle nunchuks handle
stabs me in the soul immediately
mmom has been using my Ninja Turtle nunchuk handle as a dildo forbears
memories forever scarred
we kid
ylos/ e Ninja Turtles
met Ninja Turtle nunchuks one day
ffuck YES
shit all day. erreday
chain ends up snapping
row for days
broken nunchuks in toy box and forget about them
biast forward years later
mooving out of house
ran my mom' s bathroom cleaning out the cabinet underlie sink
spoil out box full of shit from the back
gspot Ninja Turtle nunchuks handle
stabs me in the soul immediately
mmom has been using my Ninja Turtle nunchuk handle as a dildo forbears
memories forever scarred
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bongsly (09/07/2012) [-] 
**bongsly rolled a random image posted in comment #201542 at Anime & Manga **
>be 13
>hang with friends in apartment
>go to dads room
>find box of porn(known about it for awhile)
>find envilope with pictures
>pictures contain an 8-ball
>lodge into someones ass
>recognise the tatto on back side
>its my mother
>be 13
>hang with friends in apartment
>go to dads room
>find box of porn(known about it for awhile)
>find envilope with pictures
>pictures contain an 8-ball
>lodge into someones ass
>recognise the tatto on back side
>its my mother
#8
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bloodyshadow (09/08/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>be 10 years old
> get a science kit with big test tubes
> two weeks in I'm missing my big test tube. Ignore it and just keep doing science
>5 years later, when mom and big sis move out I help unpack my sisters room
>find test tube next to a guy body magazine
>give my sister a long "fuck you" stare
I hate my older sister
> get a science kit with big test tubes
> two weeks in I'm missing my big test tube. Ignore it and just keep doing science
>5 years later, when mom and big sis move out I help unpack my sisters room
>find test tube next to a guy body magazine
>give my sister a long "fuck you" stare
I hate my older sister
#13
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herefortheporno (09/08/2012) [-] >accidently walk in on dad taking a shit
>He's reading a playboy
>I want to be like dad
>Read playboy every time I take a shit
>cousin comes over
>show her magazine
>the look on her face made me realize that I was so fucked up
>He's reading a playboy
>I want to be like dad
>Read playboy every time I take a shit
>cousin comes over
>show her magazine
>the look on her face made me realize that I was so fucked up
#19
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TheBarneyStinson (09/08/2012) [-] I'm gonna be honest, I expected a feel post. Like "my dad fixed the nunchucks for me but got his by a bus before he could tell me" or something.
#62
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SemiAnon (09/08/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I remember when I found my mother's dildo. It was an exciting day, because my dick was bigger.
Looking back on it now, that probably shouldn't be a moment of pride.
Looking back on it now, that probably shouldn't be a moment of pride.
#36
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sayaka **User deleted account** (09/08/2012) [+]
(44 replies)
>be me at 8 years old
>coming home from school
>brother isnt with me this time, he is hanging out with friends
>walk into house
>"Mom?"
>"Mom where are you?"
>look around the house for her
>open up her bedroom door
>"mom?"
>she hung herself
>sit there staring at her in shock for a long time
>call police and live with grandma
>fast forward a few months
>borther acts like it never happened
>kills him self by throwing himself in traffic
>fast forward to 14
>i have to move with my dad since grandma is sick
>she want to show me my moms suicide note later in life but cant since sick
>read it
>turns out i was an accident that broke my mom and dad up
>mom killed herself due because of the marriage break up and caring for two kids
>i indirectly killed two people, my brother and my mother
i'd post as anon but it is giving me some error or something.
inb5 attention whore. inb5 pics or it didnt happen. felt it was related so i shared.
>coming home from school
>brother isnt with me this time, he is hanging out with friends
>walk into house
>"Mom?"
>"Mom where are you?"
>look around the house for her
>open up her bedroom door
>"mom?"
>she hung herself
>sit there staring at her in shock for a long time
>call police and live with grandma
>fast forward a few months
>borther acts like it never happened
>kills him self by throwing himself in traffic
>fast forward to 14
>i have to move with my dad since grandma is sick
>she want to show me my moms suicide note later in life but cant since sick
>read it
>turns out i was an accident that broke my mom and dad up
>mom killed herself due because of the marriage break up and caring for two kids
>i indirectly killed two people, my brother and my mother
i'd post as anon but it is giving me some error or something.
inb5 attention whore. inb5 pics or it didnt happen. felt it was related so i shared.
#21
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MrOblivious ONLINE (09/08/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be literally couple of hours ago
>Fapping
>Mother walk in
>I shove dick in pants
>I turn off the monitor with picture of girl on it (nothing sus)
>Mother pretends she doesn't notice/care
>Talks me to me and walks out
>MFW
>Fapping
>Mother walk in
>I shove dick in pants
>I turn off the monitor with picture of girl on it (nothing sus)
>Mother pretends she doesn't notice/care
>Talks me to me and walks out
>MFW
#18
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sinonyx (09/08/2012) [-] if i would cap every /b/ thread i see in the middle of the night, i'd be rolling in thumbs
#49
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XboxJunky (09/08/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be 6 years old
>At my best friends house
>We are talking about sex but have no idea what it is or how it's done
>We think it's when they couple "puts their mouths around each others willies" as we would have described it
>Practise once
>Friend and I agreed it never happened
>At my best friends house
>We are talking about sex but have no idea what it is or how it's done
>We think it's when they couple "puts their mouths around each others willies" as we would have described it
>Practise once
>Friend and I agreed it never happened
