let the freedom ring. . Anonymous (ID: (. fila: 44 No. 469561703 Replies: s: -assessed she American swage up ahnohn sneed food now before I hulk out and destroy let the freedom ring Anonymous (ID: ( fila: 44 No 469561703 Replies: s: -assessed she American swage up ahnohn sneed food now before I hulk out and destroy
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let the freedom ring

Anonymous (ID: (. fila: 44 No. 469561703 Replies: s: -assessed
she American
swage up ahnohn
sneed food now before I hulk out and destroy everything
Huck making my own food
Hairy queen is closest fast food place, two blocks from my house
strive there because I' m American
sgo through drive through. Need to use legs as little as possible to preserve flawless cottage cheese cellulite appearance of my
to fairy queen may I take your order?
syes. I' ll have two ofthe 5 piece chicken strips baskets with two more sides my toast
summ okay... What kind adsauce do you want?
With a side of more mayo for each basket.
scan hear dry heaving through drive thru speaker. Is. That. Everything?
diet Pepsi because I' m healthy
breach window
sthat' II be 17. 58
spay with food stamp card because I make less than 40, 000 a year. Thanks [mama
food which is good because I' m having cold sweats from food withdrawal
wootton of chicken strip basket box is soaked with grease
Erection achieved
spark in do parking lot, can' t wait to get home
srap open boxes
starlight throw out chicken strips, fries and toast
and butter
isnort a little mayo because I' m addicted to food
sait in parking lot form) minutes after I' m done.
scaming down, starter drive home
shave heart attack halfway to my house
car pile up, kill T people and a cat
ssee Dairy Queen for allowing me to do this to myself
swin millions , can I get that in Dairy Queen gift cards?
slet freedom ring
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User avatar #3 - ichooseslowpoke
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Who wants to start a ********* about how bad America is?

I'll play the part of the pretentious foreigner who's thinks he's skinnier and smarter than all you guys.
#8 to #3 - nightmaren
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke, faggot.
Learn to take a joke, faggot.
#12 to #8 - WhatTheJesse
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke, faggot.
User avatar #16 to #12 - bobthedilder
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Joke, learn to take a faggot.
#11 to #8 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Because I'm sure if I made a joke about England or Canada they would all be laughing along with me, right?
User avatar #13 to #11 - nightmaren
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian and I ******* love Canadian jokes.
And there's a post making fun of british people on the front page right now, or maybe it expired, I don't know, and the comment section is filled with "i'm british and I found this funny"
Every country has stereotypes, and every other country will make jokes about that country based off of it's stereotypes.
When I see someone going "hurr durr britis hav shety teef XDDDDD" I don't assume that he's a retard who hates the british and thinks whatever country he's from has perfect teeth.
Every country has people who are unbelievably stupid, every country has people who are fat and disgusting, every country has people who have awful teeth, every country has people who are sickingly polite, every country has people who will sue you over the stupidest ****, and every country has people who are so backwards that it's impossible not to joke about it.
But only certain countries will be made fun of over certain traits. I've never seen anyone make fun of america over people who are so friendly that it's annoying, or people who's teeth look like pieces of rusty, **** encrusted metal, although there are people in America who are like that.
America gets made fun of for people who are retarded, and people who are fat. It's just a joke, nobody actually thinks that everyone who lives in America is like that, so when people go "IM AMERICAN AND IM OT FAT" they just look like a retard. I don't see Canadians getting insanely butthurt like "IM CANADIAN AND I ONLY EAT SYRUP AND PANCAKES LIKE ONCE A MONTH AND IVE NEVER SEEN A BEAVER IN MY LIFE" Most people seem to be able to laugh about whatever it is their country gets joked on for, but there's a lot of Americans who get butthurt over the slightest america joke.

TLDR; There's a bunch of ********* in every country, but only certain countries get chirped for certain qualities, deal with it.

User avatar #6 - TheXFactor
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Be European
If French, dont get out of bed, due to fear of the outside world

If German, get out of bed
Go outside and start a fight with a different person from a different country
Get my ass kicked

If Brittish
Get out of bed
Don't brush teeth
Go get some fish and chips

If Italian
Get out of bed
Don't go to work
Eat meatballs and marinara

If Spanish
Get out of bed
Put on outfit
Fight bull for Spanish crowd

User avatar #10 to #6 - allennis
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(04/04/2013) [-]
If Norwegian
Get out of bed
Be cold
Get in bed

If Greek
Get out of bed
Watch economy further fail
User avatar #7 - deathshaman
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i know it's a joke but i'm still annoyed as **** everytime i see **** like this. i may be american but i'm not one of those fat ******* pigs
#4 - ballerking
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User avatar #1 - yolvag
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#9 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Don't worry everyone, we Americans who aren't ******* retarded hate these people just as much as the rest of the world.
#14 to #9 - properfix
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(04/04/2013) [-]
>Implying you outnumber to quote "these people"
#15 to #14 - notanigger
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No believe me we stuck them in a place called Wisconsin I rarely see a person in a motorized scooter anymore
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