/k/. . File: My (12 ks, mosses} so I had my first slam fire accident today. sbe Inna appartment screening SHE cleaning. load upthe magazine (its my home defense
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File: My (12 ks, mosses}
so I had my first slam fire accident today.
sbe Inna appartment
screening SHE
cleaning. load upthe magazine (its my home defense gun)
shying to get bolt to close with empty chamber
sceams stuck
wise the handle a push forward
sbout nonstick. We forward
IBANG
IBANG
IBANG
IBANG
IBANG
xclick
sround stovepipes because I dropped rifle in panic
shot six holes in my apartment wall, ears ringing, I assume police are on (this happened like if mins ago)
damn it /
ermine your hard drive
pee everywhere to hide the scent
put a shoe over the hole
flush sks down the toilet
call a phone sex operator and stay on the line until the police
arrive
when the police arrive, answer the door, still on the phone, and blow your load on them
sbe sitting at home
shave a weird guy who lives in my apartment complex
shave to pass by his doodoo get to mine, always some package that says "bad dragon" on the doorstep
she seem nice enough though, when he showers
seven if he does play weird songs from Croatia or some **** and yells about removing kabob's at all hours
stalked to him one afternoon
idealized I forgot the belt clip for my phone
sppon the mention ofthe word clip he starts getting this weird tic
wwhatever, he' s a weirdo
So imagine my suprise when I' m sitting here enjoying dinner when all ofa sudden six gunshots ring out of nowhere, tearing up my ******* wall and floor. Somewhere in the commotion I hear something
dropped, followed by the furious clatter of his keyboard. The toilet flushes. Then it flushes again. It flushes something like seven times.
I need to find a new place to live
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Submitted: 08/17/2014
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User avatar #3 - BwainPhreeze (08/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
> 5 BANGs
> 6 holes

glory hole?
User avatar #14 - perform (08/18/2014) [+] (9 replies)
For those that don't understand, Bad Dragon is the company which produces dragon dildos. Of course I'd know, I have 7 in my ass right now.
#8 - komandantmirkoo (08/18/2014) [+] (32 replies)
croatia mentioned. swell with tourists

(and yeah. the music isn't that great)
#30 - endospore (08/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My question is why the hell does he choose an SKS for his home defense gun? Is he expecting armored SS troops to show up and drag him away? Low number of rounds, long weapon length, and most importantly, there will DEFINITELY be over penetration, which is dangerous not just to you, but to any neighbors you have. Using such a weapon is first a very irresponsible choice and second, a very poor choice for home defense. And in an apartment? I know he's within his rights, but he's more stupid than someone who doesn't feed his dog to make it more vicious.

Be a responsible gun owner, people.

Mine is an M&P9 with hydra shok rounds if anyone cares.
User avatar #27 - screamingdemon (08/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain how the rifle started firing several rounds on it's own. The SKS isn't even full-auto, right?
#51 to #27 - roninneko (08/18/2014) [-]
Basically, the SKS bolt has what's called a "free-float" firing pin, meaning it moves fairly freely in the bolt without the use of springs to hold it in a certain position. The idea is that when you release the bolt to chamber a round, the bolt can slam shut with the full force of the recoil spring without setting it off, because the free-float firing pin will not strike the primer with enough force to ignite it; then, the hammer taps the pin from the opposite end of the bolt, which causes it to be shoved forwards through the bolt assembly and fire the round.
However, there is a problem with this design: if the bolt assembly is not kept clean (for example, if a user fails to remove all of the Cosmoline anti-corrosion wax that the rifle was slathered in before being stored in Soviet-era armories), the firing pin can become stuck in the forward position. If you were to chamber a round in that situation, the full force of the bolt being sent forward by the recoil spring combined with the solid state of the firing pin would set the round off while it was being chambered (called a "slam-fire"). Since the SKS works on a gas-piston system, the expanding gasses from the fired round shove the bolt back, catching the next round and feeding it into the chamber, slam-firing it in turn. Since the only thing stopping the SKS from firing is the lack of any gasses to shove the bolt back, an SKS will keep slam-firing until it runs out of ammunition. It's a little bit like the idea behind open-bolt submachinegun designs, except that there is no way to safely interrupt the firing cycle to stop the gun from firing. This problem was solved by some companies that designed spring-restrained firing pins that could be swapped in that would hold the springs back until they were struck by the hammer, but it is by no means a problem that occurs in a properly maintained SKS.
#71 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
He'd probably have more luck killing someone with his Bad Dragon shipment than that SKS, low capacity, and ******* crazy penetration, terrible for home defense, especially in an apartment
Bad Dragon is the leading producer of quality dragon dildos, they've got a horse cock about as long and thick as my arm, at least that's what it feels like right now, more lube would help
User avatar #5 - finkerrinker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Whats bad about sks and whats bad dragon?
#70 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #24 - itumblr (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this is why guns should be illegal, imagine if the crazy guy shot through a wall and killed a child or something
#69 to #24 - dandamanzx ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Sorry, can't hear you over all muh freedoms
#82 - wiseguytwo (08/18/2014) [-]
If your AR-15 runs out of ammo, you are concerned about using it as a club as it is so expensive and may be under warranty. AK-47, makes an ok club if you are out of ammunition. Mosin-Nagant is a club and a spear that shoots bullets.
#15 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All you need fr self defense is a handgun. Nothing more powerful than that. And not one of those giant over poewred handguns, I mean a normal one.
User avatar #75 to #15 - romanlettuce (08/18/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up
User avatar #89 - dartharc (08/23/2014) [-]
"Shot six holes in my appartment wall"
Only writes BANG 5 times.
Fake.
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User avatar #78 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
they sell cheap spring/firing pin kits for this exact ******* reason. I don't think anyone should be allowed to walk out of a gun store with an SKS without buying and installing the kit and having the FFL dealer watch you throw the old pin away and then leave... js
#76 - hamsterball (08/18/2014) [-]
and this is why you should have glorious mosin nagant as home defence weapon.
User avatar #4 - isolovegames (08/18/2014) [-]
I just saw this 30 min ago. :/ I thought it was funny but wasn't thinking,
#72 - crazyapachepilot (08/18/2014) [-]
willis mc/k/ilis time
User avatar #7 - lavitts (08/18/2014) [-]
A magical place!
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