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System.out.println("Suck my balls");
}

File: . jpg-( KB, ", Bayonet vs. Karambit, jpg)
So /k/ what would win in a one on one fight-.
Karmont or Bayonet?
I Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) Replies: ::
Agun.
r I Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) Replies: ::
Neither.
They' re inanimate objects.
I Anonymous (/ 14( Sat)
karambit because they
make my dick hard
Bayonet.
The bayonet is owned by a 93 year old WWII veteran who skewered many ajar with it. Now, he' s old and frail, but still a goddamn warrior at heart.
The karambit is owned by the old man' s grandson, a 350 lb neckbear, who has the hormonal advantage ocaust climaxing off a MLP rule if collage.
begin taunting, the old man' s voice sounding like air squeezed from a ziplock, calling the fedora clad narwhal a faggot.
Sparkling refers to the as "the End". Eddie doesnt get the reference.
shuffles his walker as fast as he can possibly scoot it, but is held back bythe tennis balls' friction against the carpet, making him shortly immobilized in
the center ofthe room.
Euphoria Kid drops to a knee, and places one hand on the ground and the other in the air, just like the ninjas he sees in his animes.
prays to his ancestors to release his kitsune demon strength. He then gets up, and calls the old man a "Baka Gaijin"-
old man is stunned as flashbacks from the Elma rush into his head.
Asparagus notices his guard is down, and hobbies towards fathertime.
notices his kawaii cousin is watching from the kitchen.
sudden geyser of sphagetti rupturing from his pockets, combined with the strenuous physical activity of moving several feet at a quick pace causes his heart to explode.
falls to the ground, head landing inches from the old man' s walker.
this time, Gandalf had fallen asleep.
Boeing used to going through hearts betterthan pairs ofered socks, his fedora at his kawaii cousin informing forthat this isnt even his final form.
he speaks to his cousin, the napping old man releases his grip on his bayonet, and it plummets into the skull ofthe Addorable.
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User avatar #3 - ilbacondeity (04/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That story, was seriously entertain.
#16 - muertealosafricano (04/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That /k/ sure is a witty bunch.
That /k/ sure is a witty bunch.
#2 - joexdtry (04/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
In case anyone would like to know the real outcome in a even fight the karambit would win in almost very sitiuation because its way more well suited for close combat a bayonet is made to be under a rifle and be handled like a polearm. A karambit inflicts way more damange to tissue and bone also its easier to use because of its shape.
User avatar #14 to #2 - yuvesh (04/12/2014) [-]
i'll think you find the beyonet would win, as explained by the post
#21 - nevolmon (04/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
kukri > all other knives.
The ultimate in neck-splitting technology.
#17 - lazaman (04/12/2014) [+] (19 replies)
&gt;&quot;The end&quot;   
I get the reference.
>"The end"
I get the reference.
#35 to #34 - acivcrusader (04/13/2014) [-]
he's a enemy boss on Metal gear solid 3 snake eater, he's so old that you can defeat him by saving the game and waiting for a week, then when you load the game he will be dead and you will be able to just skip the fight.
he's a enemy boss on Metal gear solid 3 snake eater, he's so old that you can defeat him by saving the game and waiting for a week, then when you load the game he will be dead and you will be able to just skip the fight.
#13 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Kitsune Demon Strength

By the gods, I lost it there.

#51 - Orc (04/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** neckbear's FW
#50 - huntersdman (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Ive always thought push daggers were pretty cool, your hand is gripped around the handle so its hard to wrestle it away.
User avatar #20 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2014) [-]
That description... is missing code...
User avatar #60 - calawesome (04/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Okay, I'm not a gigantic tool who is obsessed with the specifications of a knife's blade and **** like that, and the only experience I have with the Karambit is the masterpiece known as Splinter cell blacklist.

So, I have to ask, how the **** can people actually have conversations about weapons?

Just stab the cunt, that's who wins.
#82 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#24 - dkedr (04/12/2014) [-]
>Baka Gajin
#105 - alekksandar (04/13/2014) [-]
УРА ДРУГОВИ!!
#97 - beerterror (04/13/2014) [-]
7/10
#67 - tesarrior (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
watch the raid 2
then you will know how deadly karambit is
especially in close combat
#19 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
karambits are overrated to the max
#75 - asasqw (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Really need to take 572 away from you guys www.scp-wiki.net/scp-572
User avatar #70 - buttinspecter (04/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#63 - chancevance (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess this is the best place to share this. I just woke up from a dream where I had a rad ass neckbeard, that was about three feet long, and no other facial hair. I saw myself in the mirror and screamed and screamed in real life and woke myself up.

I'm still shivering/
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