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So /k/ what would win in a one on one fight-.
Karmont or Bayonet?
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They' re inanimate objects.
I Anonymous (/ 14( Sat)
karambit because they
make my dick hard
The bayonet is owned by a 93 year old WWII veteran who skewered many ajar with it. Now, he' s old and frail, but still a goddamn warrior at heart.
The karambit is owned by the old man' s grandson, a 350 lb neckbear, who has the hormonal advantage ocaust climaxing off a MLP rule if collage.
begin taunting, the old man' s voice sounding like air squeezed from a ziplock, calling the fedora clad narwhal a faggot.
Sparkling refers to the as "the End". Eddie doesnt get the reference.
shuffles his walker as fast as he can possibly scoot it, but is held back bythe tennis balls' friction against the carpet, making him shortly immobilized in
the center ofthe room.
Euphoria Kid drops to a knee, and places one hand on the ground and the other in the air, just like the ninjas he sees in his animes.
prays to his ancestors to release his kitsune demon strength. He then gets up, and calls the old man a "Baka Gaijin"-
old man is stunned as flashbacks from the Elma rush into his head.
Asparagus notices his guard is down, and hobbies towards fathertime.
notices his kawaii cousin is watching from the kitchen.
sudden geyser of sphagetti rupturing from his pockets, combined with the strenuous physical activity of moving several feet at a quick pace causes his heart to explode.
falls to the ground, head landing inches from the old man' s walker.
this time, Gandalf had fallen asleep.
Boeing used to going through hearts betterthan pairs ofered socks, his fedora at his kawaii cousin informing forthat this isnt even his final form.
he speaks to his cousin, the napping old man releases his grip on his bayonet, and it plummets into the skull ofthe Addorable.
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