just another post on /r9k/. . I Anonymous My girlfriend doesn' t want to suck my dick, I kept asking herds it. We' been dating fer 2 years and she even let me c
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just another post on /r9k/

I Anonymous
My girlfriend doesn' t want
to suck my dick, I kept
asking herds it. We'
been dating fer 2 years and
she even let me cum in
her, **** her ass and
almost everything else
besides oral.
to do same traning of my awn to become mere flexible. Last
night I finally maked it: I sucked my awn dick. Forthat I went to her
place and made sure she' d kiss me as much as possible.
I rekt her hard.
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#13 - Sworley (08/08/2014) [-]
its a win win, gets his protein and gets her back
User avatar #22 to #13 - ponchosdm (08/08/2014) [-]
this is from /b/ but not sure if that makes this story kinda legit or not... i mean, there's a 50-50 ...
#71 to #22 - John Cena (08/08/2014) [-]
This is from /fit/
/b/ has a red background as it is a **** board
User avatar #81 to #71 - kyouko (08/08/2014) [-]
You can change background colors if you really need to.

Like, I have all boards as blue.
User avatar #30 to #22 - dsgbiohazard (08/08/2014) [-]
How do you know that's from /b/?
#34 to #30 - ponchosdm (08/08/2014) [-]
The little 4 leaf icon, if not from /b/ could be /fit/ or any other board where magic happens
User avatar #37 to #34 - dsgbiohazard (08/08/2014) [-]
That was my point.

It could be from another board.
User avatar #39 to #37 - ponchosdm (08/08/2014) [-]
you made your point, sorry, it just felt something random or something fit worth
#40 to #39 - dsgbiohazard (08/08/2014) [-]
Not even that important of a point, I was just sayin'.
#70 to #13 - degrees (08/08/2014) [-]
**degrees rolled image** How i get my gains back
User avatar #58 to #13 - buttinspecter (08/08/2014) [-]
brotein*
#5 - rockergamer ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
"I'm getting my cum in your mouth one way or another."
#16 - funkmasterjunk (08/08/2014) [-]
Done it. Not that great.



Ok it was pretty great
#21 to #16 - kulamia (08/08/2014) [-]
You sucked your own dick?

You honestly became flexible enough to touch your toes, and with that you decided to put a penis, in your mouth?
#28 to #21 - funkmasterjunk (08/08/2014) [-]
Or maybe i just got a big dick.
User avatar #72 to #28 - luddethebunny (08/08/2014) [-]
either way you decided to stuff your mouth with a hot dawg
User avatar #26 to #21 - capslockrage (08/08/2014) [-]
You can't touch your toes?
User avatar #23 to #21 - tehtrollface (08/08/2014) [-]
Not just any penis. His penis.
User avatar #98 to #21 - yiffcario (08/13/2014) [-]
Well you can be born pretty flexible.
#36 - moonmist (08/08/2014) [-]
Relevant.
Relevant.
User avatar #2 - xinzley (08/07/2014) [-]
i want normalfags to leave
User avatar #7 to #2 - bionicpanda ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
i don't understand.

normalfags? i know what you mean but how is it relevant?
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshlol (08/07/2014) [-]
it's a trash board anyway
topicless boards always are
User avatar #69 to #3 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
exactly
/co/ master race
User avatar #24 - ecto (08/08/2014) [-]
"I finally maged it"
I wish I could use magic to suck my own dick
#38 to #24 - webhead ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
This comment is under-appreciated.
User avatar #66 to #38 - capslockrage (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope hat is real
User avatar #67 to #66 - capslockrage (08/08/2014) [-]
that*
#12 - LtMcG ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #27 to #12 - evictedone (08/08/2014) [-]
...I see this and wanna play. God damn it.
#87 - dross (08/08/2014) [-]
OMG MALWARE HALP
#88 to #87 - stenwalden (08/08/2014) [-]
I got that too. I wonder why
User avatar #92 to #88 - dudeyouisnasty (08/08/2014) [-]
big brother admin used crappy advertising and google blacklisted the sight. Its stickied on the front page right now.
User avatar #29 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
Currently debating over weather or not I did something gay bu sucking my own dick. I generaly wouldn't be saying this but damn it I'm confused. I was 14, a virgin, and really flexibly, so i sucked my own dick, came in my own mouth, then spit it out. Feels good, but also wrong. So confused, man was never meant to experience this dilemma.
User avatar #82 to #29 - shovelsandskulls (08/08/2014) [-]
You both a retarded stupid **** to try a thing like that and now a certified homo.
#91 to #29 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this stuff is pretty weird, but at 14 I wouldn't trip.
I think this stuff is pretty weird, but at 14 I wouldn't trip.
User avatar #99 to #29 - yiffcario (08/13/2014) [-]
I see it as just masturbation.
I mean it's your own body. If you got a boner from rubbing your knee and came from it, still masturbation. It's just different.
#35 to #29 - neelix (08/08/2014) [-]
Next time you should pull out and finish by jacking off and jizz on your face
User avatar #41 to #35 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
Well luckily I dont think im that flexible these days. Also, what?
#42 to #41 - neelix (08/08/2014) [-]
Hmmm, then just do the cum on face thing. You don't have to be able to reach all the way, just within a couple inches.
User avatar #62 to #42 - capslockrage (08/08/2014) [-]
A girl once thought it would be funny to re-direct my cock to be pointing at my face when I came as she was jerking me off, needless to say I was not amused.
User avatar #43 to #42 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
Your a creepy cus arnt you?
#44 to #43 - neelix (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeeeaaaa, boi!
User avatar #59 to #29 - fuzzyballs (08/08/2014) [-]
you sucked a dick
you gay
User avatar #60 to #59 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
You give yourself handjobs, You homasex.
User avatar #61 to #60 - fuzzyballs (08/08/2014) [-]
well that's classified as masturbation
User avatar #63 to #61 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
Don't see the difference man. It's all some guy getting off some guy. So who's a gay homasex?
User avatar #64 to #63 - fuzzyballs (08/08/2014) [-]
you actually made a good point
I have to go re-evaluate my life man
#65 to #29 - John Cena (08/08/2014) [-]
I dont think that was gay at all, to me it would be like masturbating. I wish I could do that
User avatar #68 to #65 - chickenbones (08/08/2014) [-]
I like this opinion because it makes regret my life choices less.
#11 - sumochef (08/08/2014) [-]
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#9 - dwarfman (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - supercookieduster (08/08/2014) [-]
lel you showed her
#48 to #47 - supercookieduster (08/08/2014) [-]
just posted this a content. I lol'd when I saw it
#50 to #49 - supercookieduster (08/08/2014) [-]
you tryin to make a ks thread son?
#52 to #51 - supercookieduster (08/08/2014) [-]
na aa aa, you didn't say the magic word
na aa aa, you didn't say the magic word
#55 to #54 - megayoming (08/08/2014) [-]
Gotta go fast.
#56 to #55 - supercookieduster (08/08/2014) [-]
gotta go faster
gotta go faster
#57 to #56 - megayoming (08/08/2014) [-]
you win this round.
#97 to #57 - sakuragaoka (08/10/2014) [-]
Well then, a KS thread? Don't mind if I do.
#83 - avulse (08/08/2014) [-]
****
Her
Ass

*Complains about not getting oral, gets anal*
You ****** up, Anon
#78 to #74 - xseargeantxpainx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
source pwease?
#76 to #74 - antideadra (08/08/2014) [-]
MFW iv clearly not seen enough hentai
User avatar #79 to #76 - maybetraffy (08/08/2014) [-]
sauce: Alignment You! You!
I won't tell the details here but that's some ****** up stuff... still fappable though
#80 to #79 - antideadra (08/08/2014) [-]
dont worrie iv fapped to some pretty unfappible stuff not proud but gata do what you gata do thanks for the sauce take a like (^_^)b
User avatar #77 to #76 - saytwaa (08/08/2014) [-]
really though
User avatar #94 - oubliette (08/08/2014) [-]
Babe can you suck my dick?

I don't want to do that anon, how about you just stretch my pink asshole again? Its been a while. You can dump your load deep in my belly, I've missed that~

*sigh* fine whatever...(2 ******* years of this Vanilla ******** )
#10 - newepsilon (08/08/2014) [-]
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#90 to #10 - keybladewarrior (08/08/2014) [-]
Life point counter at the bottom right.
Life point counter at the bottom right.
User avatar #18 to #10 - theghostrider (08/08/2014) [-]
What the **** was that.
User avatar #96 to #18 - LtMcG ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Montage Parodies

Greatest thing I've seen in a while
#20 - lecorbi (08/08/2014) [-]
gotta try dat
gotta try dat
#75 to #20 - geril (08/08/2014) [-]
Hez probably ded_
#89 - fjacctfucku (08/08/2014) [-]
>My face after I tried doing that a long time ago...The face of shame and regret.
>My face after I tried doing that a long time ago...The face of shame and regret.
User avatar #85 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Game Grumps Animated: Appropriate Story I swear to God if Danny made this post.
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