jackin it. . we in afghanistan we en post SC) i decide to beat it to stay awake white getting intense stuck my sectors Media beeps west 3 post 3 this is the see 4Chan afghanistan wank
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we in afghanistan
we en post
SC) i decide to beat it to stay awake
white getting intense
stuck my sectors
Media beeps
west 3 post 3 this is the see battalion sen see we wanking it en the guoss
fer these who dent know a geese is a big thermal camera
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#3 - soulkiller
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I guess you could say he was cleaning his rifle
#5 to #3 - ARandomSpoon
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He was actually cleaning his gun, not his rifle.
#31 to #5 - ismellgood
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One is for fighting, one is for fun.
#37 to #5 - landartheconqueror
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i totally understand that reference
i totally understand that reference
User avatar #25 to #5 - farceofnature
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It's still a shooter anyway.
User avatar #9 to #5 - thatonetyler
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Weapon*
#11 to #9 - ARandomSpoon
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Perhaps you didn't get the joke. In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" the man pictured here is training a group of newly enlisted soldiers. There is a rather iconic moment when all of the soldiers are marching in their barracks holding their issued M14's. They are chanting a certain phrase, well known by now that I assumed most anyone would understand, "This is my rifle, This is my gun" In which case when they say "Rifle" they gesture to their M14's as their rifle, and then when they say "Gun" they grab between their legs, effectively giving the representation that their penises are being called their "guns." This connects to what soulkiller said by pointing out the fact that he said it was his rifle (Thus referring to an M14 in Full Metal Jacket, or whatever other weapon the serviceman in this story was utilizing) where as in the spirit of Full Metal Jacket, his penis would be considered his penis. You see, this is a form of situational humor where I made a joke and shared it with a picture clearly stating my intended meaning and way that the statement should be taken. I apologize that you live a life where you haven't heard/seen Full Metal Jacket. It's a borderline clinical illness and you should rectify it as soon as possible.
Perhaps you didn't get the joke. In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" the man pictured here is training a group of newly enlisted soldiers. There is a rather iconic moment when all of the soldiers are marching in their barracks holding their issued M14's. They are chanting a certain phrase, well known by now that I assumed most anyone would understand, "This is my rifle, This is my gun" In which case when they say "Rifle" they gesture to their M14's as their rifle, and then when they say "Gun" they grab between their legs, effectively giving the representation that their penises are being called their "guns." This connects to what soulkiller said by pointing out the fact that he said it was his rifle (Thus referring to an M14 in Full Metal Jacket, or whatever other weapon the serviceman in this story was utilizing) where as in the spirit of Full Metal Jacket, his penis would be considered his penis. You see, this is a form of situational humor where I made a joke and shared it with a picture clearly stating my intended meaning and way that the statement should be taken. I apologize that you live a life where you haven't heard/seen Full Metal Jacket. It's a borderline clinical illness and you should rectify it as soon as possible.
User avatar #112 to #11 - shypotato
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"his penis would be considered his penis"
User avatar #56 to #11 - thatguyblaze
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I hate to be that guy but they are not soldiers they are marines. Soldiers are in the army and marines are in the...well...the marine corps. duh
User avatar #165 to #56 - ARandomSpoon
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*ahem*
Merriam Webster Dictionary:

2. Marine n (1969) one of a class of soldiers serving on shipboard or in close association with a naval force; specif : a member of the U.S. Marine Corps.
User avatar #166 to #165 - thatguyblaze
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Well alrighty then but go ahead and call a marine a soldier and they'll chew your head off
User avatar #167 to #166 - ARandomSpoon
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Lol, alright, My grandfather never had a problem with it, so I don't see your meaning. Are you a Marine and take offense to being called a soldier?
User avatar #168 to #167 - thatguyblaze
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Im not a marine...yet. But I will be when i'm finished with school. I'm just saying that because I have two friends in the marines and i guess they are prideful about it so they find it a bit annoying when they get called a soldier.
User avatar #169 to #168 - ARandomSpoon
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Maybe so, but that doesn't make them any less of a soldier.
User avatar #34 to #11 - articulate
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i hzvdng xddn ig znc ghdfd ix noghinv hou czn o ouf if.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thatonetyler
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i realized this after i posted it, but didn't want to remove it because id look like a scumbag, so im sorry for my stupidness
#13 to #12 - ARandomSpoon
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Go watch FMJ until it's all you think about.
Go watch FMJ until it's all you think about.
User avatar #46 to #9 - bodox
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I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND **** DOWN YOU THROAT
User avatar #47 to #46 - bodox
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or something along those lines
User avatar #15 - kingalister
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"Sog, this is post 3. How am I looking?"

"Damn fine, post 3. Damn fine. Sog out.
#26 - thebeerdude
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Oh so very related
#103 to #26 - sidrom
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#137 to #26 - anon id: 800a1c27
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**anonymous rolls 959**

Oh that end summary is hilarious.
#43 to #26 - zzforrest
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Read it 10+ times, still laugh like an idiot every time.
Read it 10+ times, still laugh like an idiot every time.
#35 - cazabrow
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Reminds me of that dude who started wacking off and ended up blowing his load over his CO just as they started receiving gunfire.
Reminds me of that dude who started wacking off and ended up blowing his load over his CO just as they started receiving gunfire.
User avatar #40 to #35 - Pedosnake
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That sounds like a great ******* story holy ****
User avatar #53 to #40 - afroadam
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above
User avatar #42 to #35 - rangerofthesea
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anymore details than that?
#44 to #42 - cazabrow
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#61 to #44 - contrary
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thank you so much for this
thank you so much for this
#95 to #44 - freemanareso
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"Cock pointed towards the enemy"
#52 to #44 - afroadam
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#45 to #35 - ffinfinity
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Oh god if you have that story please send it my way, I was actually thinking of it when I read this story.
#24 - deathweaver
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Where was that post where the guy was jacking off while the rest of his teammates were sleeping and then they were attacked and the guy ended up fighting with his schlong out and came on his team leader's face?   
 I have no suitable image, so here is Ron Livingston as Keyboard Cat
Where was that post where the guy was jacking off while the rest of his teammates were sleeping and then they were attacked and the guy ended up fighting with his schlong out and came on his team leader's face?
I have no suitable image, so here is Ron Livingston as Keyboard Cat
#27 to #24 - monkeybrains
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I got ya.
#28 to #27 - deathweaver
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Thanks mang.
#30 - donthepotato
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Somewhat relevant
User avatar #32 to #30 - mitchellking
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10/10 kek'd hard.
#36 to #30 - autoxx
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How did the 2nd pilot run a cyclic, a collective, and an M4?
User avatar #41 to #36 - Pedosnake
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The power of the redneck
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#38 to #30 - xcoreyx
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"Trashcanistan"
User avatar #155 to #38 - zombifier
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even the locals treat there homes like it's a garbage dump
#19 - therealbigboss
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His face when he keeps going
User avatar #51 to #19 - greatgranpapy
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Sagen der fuhrer
This is sausage to me*
#55 - gigety
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I would, if it wasn't flagged already
#149 to #55 - meitemark
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#65 to #55 - tbagbandit
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Time for tickles
Time for tickles
#66 to #65 - gigety
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**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at This guy... ** i ******* love tickle time
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#62 to #55 - saltyfries
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ULTRA HD!
ULTRA HD!
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#82 to #55 - electrickwalrus
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**electrickwalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #649 at Save a wallpaper , Post one . **
#83 to #55 - DeathclawRulez
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User avatar #84 to #83 - DeathclawRulez
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enlarge this
User avatar #164 to #84 - gigety
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OMFG DEAR JESUS ******* CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT but I love your name
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#101 to #80 - pettdavids
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sweet. What mod is this?
User avatar #92 to #80 - phantomi
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Is that a singularity in minecraft?
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i...i can explain..
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i need source noww
#148 to #117 - Fiction
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Katawa Shoujo
Katawa Shoujo
#108 to #77 - broswagonist
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Thank you.
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User avatar #170 to #154 - randomdudelny
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Is there a meme of this?
I have seen a picture of a small bat saying "Don't touche me. I am the night."
And a small dragon saying: "I am fire. I am death."

Now this.
Is this an actual meme? What is it called?
#173 to #170 - meitemark
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i don't think there is a spesific meme for it, but i sure love them.
Youwerethinkingaboutthisright?
User avatar #174 to #173 - randomdudelny
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This one yes but with the caption: Don't touch me. I am the night.
#130 to #55 - xodia
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#141 to #55 - fenrirwolfe
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I finally get to use this... Thank you, milord.
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#106 to #55 - fapperdefap
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I want to use this more...
I want to use this more...
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User avatar #96 - matrixone
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HEY WHERE'S THAT POST WHERE THE DUDE JACKS OFF ON HIS LT I CANT SEEM TO FIND IT ANYWHERE
#111 to #96 - meowmrrr
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here you go!
#161 to #111 - gracefuldamned
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I guess thats what you call....

FRIENDLY FIRE
User avatar #158 to #111 - giveupnow
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That's ****** great.
User avatar #156 to #111 - jonathankitty
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Raging erection aiming at the enemy? Then how did it get on his L.T.?

His erection has a mind of its own.
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User avatar #118 to #111 - matrixone
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THANKS MAN I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER THE PLACE
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