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#64 - lelouchlamperouge
Reply +48
(02/02/2013) [-]
>wisdom teeth removed
>still high off the pain reliever an hour later
>mom assists me to couch to lay down and I take off my pants because it's hot
>tell her suggestively "Now that my pants are off you might have 'accidentally' do something"
>she and my sister tell me later
>mfw
#152 to #64 - halomike
Reply 0
(02/02/2013) [-]
When I got my wisdom teeth out I woke up winging I'm walking on sunshine. I'm not even sure I meant to or not.
#168 to #152 - anon
Reply 0
(02/02/2013) [-]
You woke up winging?
#70 to #64 - wolfypolli
Reply +19
(02/02/2013) [-]
I was out for 5 hours after the operation. My mom said I asked the nurse to marry me.
#140 to #70 - SuperBubbleWrap ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/02/2013) [-]
Did she say yes?
#141 to #140 - wolfypolli
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
No.
#154 to #141 - SuperBubbleWrap ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#155 to #154 - wolfypolli
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
#157 to #155 - SuperBubbleWrap ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
How was it? While it lasted?
#158 to #157 - wolfypolli
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
I unno.   
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.   
Everything else I heard from my mom.
I unno.
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.
Everything else I heard from my mom.
#159 to #158 - SuperBubbleWrap ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe she saw your tallywacker and got scared?
#160 to #159 - wolfypolli
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
Why would she be scared of my penis? Unless she thought it would hurt.
#162 to #160 - SuperBubbleWrap ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/02/2013) [-]
I don't know. Maybe in your state, you were able to flex it like your arm or something? Maybe you looked her in the face, flexed both arms and your penis and said, "DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?"
It's been known to happen...
#164 to #162 - wolfypolli
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