its happening. . Anonymous (/ ) 06: 42 met wisdom teeth removed as fuck en percocet suecide to lift 3 days later Amaxing out en bench 255 pounds to the top of m its happening Anonymous (/ ) 06: 42 met wisdom teeth removed as fuck en percocet suecide to lift 3 days later Amaxing out bench 255 pounds the top of m
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Anonymous (/ ) 06: 42
met wisdom teeth removed
as fuck en percocet
suecide to lift 3 days later
Amaxing out en bench
255 pounds
to the top of my fifth ene en the first set
shined clot fucking explodes in my mouth
Xblood filling mouth
it up en shirt
my face fer seme reason
llooks like blood is coming hem my eyes
Spellshot, jpg
iscream "THE CURE DIDNT WORK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
Peeople actually start leaving
sane of my gym bros sees me
re the only people left in the gym
she' s laughing his ass off
Pstart using gauze to clot mouth
derives me backto my mum
So I was wondering ask him out on a date or something.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#21 - hampunkasvattaja
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<- Relevant.
#85 to #21 - bilbobagginshield
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jeff?
#48 to #21 - anon id: a761e1a2
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Haven't laughed that hard on the internet in a while; thank you, friend.
#81 to #21 - girlygirlygirl
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#169 to #21 - anon id: e142b3f1
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oh muadsasdsad
#127 to #21 - coolcalx
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my literal face right now
my literal face right now
#172 to #21 - spyisspy
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User avatar #35 to #21 - chiefrunnyjeans
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If that ever happens to me, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
#170 to #21 - rubixium
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Comment Picture
#99 to #21 - fuzzy lumpkins
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User avatar #82 to #21 - girlygirlygirl
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sounds like a past life flash back...he should look into it
User avatar #118 to #82 - repostforlife
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You were thinking the same thing? last time I got one of those I was singing in french, and I don't even know french
User avatar #120 to #118 - girlygirlygirl
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well, when you're mind is taken from it's normal... ehhhh... state? it can listen to the soul more... I was a dude in a past life.. a solder
#182 to #120 - anon id: ac4ef357
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You're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #183 to #182 - girlygirlygirl
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Well, that's not very nice... I very much doubt you can judge my level of intellect by one comment on a website.
User avatar #124 to #120 - repostforlife
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that's the thing though, I wasn't under any drugs or alcohol. I just started to sing in french out of nowhere and couldn't stop singing the song
User avatar #129 to #124 - girlygirlygirl
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huh! that's really interesting!!! try to find a past life regression therapist!
User avatar #132 to #129 - repostforlife
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I'm learning what I can slowly, although my past life is one annoying pain in the ass sometimes to talk to.
User avatar #63 to #21 - herculespower
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those ************* got Jeff, I have a friend named Jeff... NOOOOO!!
User avatar #29 to #21 - exicuton
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>Be 17
>Be 2005

DECIDE ALREADY.
#30 to #29 - kingrayne
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User avatar #34 to #30 - rakitas
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Ohh really ? thank you for that information , it was so important that the story wasnt the same without it .
User avatar #31 to #30 - exicuton
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I know..
#24 - curtisbentley
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> drives me back to my room
#83 to #24 - infernomax
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My side
#3 - anon id: f3617a96
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I'm retarded, please explain.
User avatar #4 to #3 - poopee
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Alright
he/she got a blot clot due to having their wisdom teeth removed.
it exploded, meaning they were bleeding alot from their mouth
the shout out "the cure didn't work!". probably similar to zombie apocalypse
everyone is scared
they **** their pants laughing
the end.
User avatar #59 to #3 - amsel
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When you get Wisdom teeth removed, the spot where they used to be fills up with blood and takes like a week to fully heal. By lifting weights, he popped his blood clots and bled all over his face, but it looks like it was coming out of his eyes (a symptom of ebola virus, among other horrible contagious viruses or zombie movies). To be funny, he gets up and screams "OH GOD, THE CURE DIDN'T WORK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" and everyone freaked out and ran, thinking it was one of those horrible contagious things. His one friend at the gym thought it was funny and stayed, but virtually everyone else left, and he drove him back to his apartment. He then reveals that the green text was a backstory for the question "So I was wondering when I should ask him out on a date." It's funny, both because he scared the living **** out of a bunch of randos at the gym, and because it was a ridiculously lengthy lead up to a "I'm a gay weight lifter" joke
User avatar #6 to #3 - srskate
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the funny part (to me) was that because of his wisdom tooth extraction, there were weak areas of his mouth. While he was lifting, his blood was pumping very hard in order to pull off the strenuous task. This high blood pressure caused the weak areas in his mouth to explode with blood. He used this scare people to humorous effect.
#37 to #6 - rieskimo
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Are we choosing to ignore this part, or did you overlook it?
User avatar #166 to #37 - srskate
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chose to ignore it. It wasn't as important to the joke to me.
#53 to #37 - anon id: ec95ce6d
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No one on /fit/ is a heterosexual.
#7 to #3 - jacklane
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#14 - beerterror
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reminds me of this
User avatar #17 to #14 - ninegagleader
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wat the ****
#23 to #14 - tippidyt
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Demon fever man!
Demon fever man!
#25 to #14 - kernelstack
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Sauce: The Haditha Massacre   
   
www.expose-the-war-profiteers.org/DOD/iraq_II/haditha.htm   
   
TL;DR Marines slaughtered a high number of civilians in Iraq. Women, children and an old man in a wheelchair among the casualties. The true cause behind the massacre is still not known.
Sauce: The Haditha Massacre

www.expose-the-war-profiteers.org/DOD/iraq_II/haditha.htm

TL;DR Marines slaughtered a high number of civilians in Iraq. Women, children and an old man in a wheelchair among the casualties. The true cause behind the massacre is still not known.
User avatar #54 to #25 - fuckdisshit
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actually it's not, it's fake and from a zombie storyline website from ages ago which had fake news clips and online content websites etc..
User avatar #130 to #54 - coolcalx
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..I think he just meant the picture. not the story involved with it.
User avatar #39 to #25 - kesolukt
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All charges dismissed except one "reduction of rank"

Just... wow
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User avatar #28 to #14 - zombiesurfer
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while the actual picture may be from the Haditha massacre, this picture is from a redditor's attempt at how a day Z type outbreak would start

source: imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0
User avatar #41 to #28 - beerterror
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that's awesome!
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**Drifter rolled a random image posted in comment #324757 at Friendly ** Win!!
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#1 - antistar
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#64 - lelouchlamperouge
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>wisdom teeth removed
>still high off the pain reliever an hour later
>mom assists me to couch to lay down and I take off my pants because it's hot
>tell her suggestively "Now that my pants are off you might have 'accidentally' do something"
>she and my sister tell me later
>mfw
User avatar #152 to #64 - halomike
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When I got my wisdom teeth out I woke up winging I'm walking on sunshine. I'm not even sure I meant to or not.
#168 to #152 - anon id: 9a8f3214
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You woke up winging?
User avatar #70 to #64 - wolfypolli
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I was out for 5 hours after the operation. My mom said I asked the nurse to marry me.
#140 to #70 - SuperBubbleWrap
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Did she say yes?
#141 to #140 - wolfypolli
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No.
#154 to #141 - SuperBubbleWrap
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#155 to #154 - wolfypolli
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She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
#157 to #155 - SuperBubbleWrap
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How was it? While it lasted?
#158 to #157 - wolfypolli
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I unno.   
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.   
Everything else I heard from my mom.
I unno.
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.
Everything else I heard from my mom.
#159 to #158 - SuperBubbleWrap
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Maybe she saw your tallywacker and got scared?
#160 to #159 - wolfypolli
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Why would she be scared of my penis? Unless she thought it would hurt.
User avatar #162 to #160 - SuperBubbleWrap
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I don't know. Maybe in your state, you were able to flex it like your arm or something? Maybe you looked her in the face, flexed both arms and your penis and said, "DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?"
It's been known to happen...
#164 to #162 - wolfypolli
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User avatar #87 - ixcarnifexxi
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I don't understand the asking him out part...
#100 to #87 - iamphoenix
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It's /fit/.

>n-no homo
User avatar #102 to #100 - beroty
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What's the problem into beeing gay?
#103 to #102 - iamphoenix
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No problem, just like there's >no homo
#89 to #87 - dickticklerluv
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There's no joke in that part. He's gay
User avatar #97 to #89 - lazypaul
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Everyone on /fit/ is gay.
User avatar #105 to #97 - bitchplzzz
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i only go there for motivation to lift
User avatar #161 to #105 - thatnerdyguy
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I only go there for motivation to suck dick.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - ixcarnifexxi
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Ah ok. That's what i thought.