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ideas you thought made sense as a child

Happy Valentine' s Day, ychan-
I hope you will all join me in hanging out at home without pants on and eating ice cream whilst browsing khan.
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FIT. Ridiculous ideas that you thought made since as a kid.
tthought my parents got married because my parents name started with the same letter, K.
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could **** out my bones
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tthought beaners and ******* were darker cause they dent have money to buy
soap
mmt' w this is still partly true
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When Iwas little tthought that god painted me on canvas andthat' s how I was born
Iwould always picture him in an attic on a little stool while my parents were downstairs at a
party
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i thought my dog was actually a human being suited in a really
wellheads dog costume
Anonymous (ID: Heaven) (lfie" : . 40 No. 458994670
usedto think boobs were fake and it wasjust a conspiracy. stuffed spheres underneath their
shirts
Anonymous (ID: filsoc Fight [EH EH 2: 32: 44 No. 458994847 Replies:
in kindergarten i saw two kids with glasses and ' re brothers
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I thought people only had weddings on wednesday
Anonymous (ID: [EH EH 2. 36: 00
No. 458995353
Thisthisthis so cute.
Anonymous (ID: (lfie" : ffr. 04 No.
tthought semen made you grow andthat' s why my dad and brothers usedto have me suck them times aweek. I did get big but needless to was on
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User avatar #3 - cramperzombie (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I thought midgets were just very ugly kids who developed facial hair at the age of 4.
#26 - derricktwo (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I use to think the world was black and white before colors were invented. (before color tv)
#20 - Kyuss (02/17/2013) [-]
I was told God was everywhere. So when my parents weren't around I would say "						****					 you" to nothing and giggle to myself for cussing at God.
I was told God was everywhere. So when my parents weren't around I would say " **** you" to nothing and giggle to myself for cussing at God.
#5 - pineapplepeople (02/17/2013) [-]
I thought yellow and pink were girl colors, and everything else was a boy color.
#98 - atheistzilla ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<< posting because 4 Chan related


"Jeff is kill"
User avatar #66 - banditmuffin (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought God lived on the other side of the fence, where I wasn't allowed to go.

Every time I found a dead animal, I would wrap it up in toilet paper like a mummy and toss it over the fence into my neighbour's yard.
User avatar #11 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I thought guys could turn into girls, so I used to pray every night to not turn into a girl.
#158 - rabaneristo ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought my brother was sent to live in a graveyard because he my mother couldn't afford us both and I kept asking her to take him back home. She just cried.
I thought my brother was sent to live in a graveyard because he my mother couldn't afford us both and I kept asking her to take him back home. She just cried.
#8 - rkdisme (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to think that ∞ + 1 > ∞
User avatar #97 - biograde (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought that when someone got fired they were literally thrown into a pit of fire (shaped like a swimming pool) and tried to get out while the rest of the company stood at the edge of the pit and laughed
User avatar #1 - pioneermhm (02/17/2013) [-]
I believed ten was ther biggest number ever. When someone would tell me I'm wrong, I would be like " ***** then what is it".

User avatar #83 - dirtyheron (02/17/2013) [-]
I heard someone say girls didn't have balls, so I assumed they just had penises
#145 - theoobernoober (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to think gay sex was like this   
&lt;----
I used to think gay sex was like this
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User avatar #94 - nevrit (02/17/2013) [-]
Here are a few:

I believed that all the countries (didn't even know what a continent was) floated on water and if a big enough hole punched through we might all sink.

Our body was basically a giant sake of blood. No bones, only organs were heart and brain just floating in blood.

Moms poop out babies because where else would they come from?

Lastly, when I was young I didn't believe you could be naked on tv. I thought noone should ever see your privates, so all those commercials with women showering, I would try to figure out how the video was pasted together. As in, ooo they stopped here so she could put on a strapless bra. Then when it went to her back I'd say it stopped so she could put some kind of strapless cups on. Imagine my surprise when I found porn.
#123 - subcelestial (02/17/2013) [-]
>hfw he thought that boobs were fake.
User avatar #109 - twatmissile (02/17/2013) [-]
I used to think girls reproduced asexually automatically when they hit 32 yrs old if they hadnt gotten pregnant already.
User avatar #81 - aurelianopeachdoor (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to think that if you payed for something with a credit card it was completely free and never really had to pay for it.
#60 - dudeguyFTW (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i used to think VCRs could play anything you put into to it. so i put a stick inside it. to watch ''stick cartoons'' . and i broke our VCR.
#105 - paarskwadraat (02/17/2013) [-]
i thought that if you pronounced the word seven wrong you were not allowed to board an airplane
My brother told me this, and i believed it

it makes more sense in my language
#103 - malifauxdeux (02/17/2013) [-]
I thought that if you died of old age; it had to be on your birthday.
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