MB, 285x214, 1352910062654/ gif)
Anonymous (ID: ) 12/ / 12( Fri) ran_ m Replies: 44442151423 #1421 mass 2: 34142155154 :: 2: -21442155912 233111-* ' 1 57014 #1421 57725
FIT: Things that you do that you think no one else does.
wee in the sink
literally everyone does that
taping, but not cunning
Whenever I sit down to take a poop I am always afraid of having images of friends or family hash through my head right as the poop is leaving my body. To counter this, I have an elaborate fictional scene that I play in
my head. It is the original Star Wars scene, where they are about to attack the death star CLOCK xhas in attack position"). As this is happening, I envision Darth Vader standing at the command center of the death
star as an officer runs to him and screams that the rebels are attacking. Then, and this is crucial (l imagine this part loudly as I am starting to push), he yells "Release the turd's"- The officer replies by saying that
the turds "arent ready sir", but Vader wants them released anyway. What follows is a short scene where I see stormtroopers standing on the surface of the death star, restraining mowing sized poops on giant
leashes- As they let go, some of the troopers get sucked into the turds as they shoot into space. The scene ends with Porkin' s mowing getting engulfed by one of the giant turds, and it explodes right after he says "I
can' t hold it". By this time I' m usually done pooping and can stop imagining it.