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#23 - clechyl (03/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Even if you're suicidal, dont take naproxin
I took 2 of aleve and I almost ******* died
User avatar #4 to #3 - pepemex (03/23/2013) [-]
>I almost ******* died
Isn't that kind of the point?
#20 - SuccessfulNegroII (03/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
#14 - vegardwd (03/23/2013) [-]
emo cry.jpg....
#29 - thisisestonia (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#42 - dikslapping ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
#32 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #5 - pepemex (03/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't think anything you can buy without a prescription can kill you, right?
User avatar #10 to #5 - holeymoley (03/23/2013) [-]
a gun.
#7 - daemonicpanda (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
#9 to #7 - claytonic (03/23/2013) [-]
I hope it's true. it sounds like a good idea
#75 - psykojet (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
#41 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Okay, well, right off the bat, this ******* kid, specifies a low dose and makes a thread, just after attention, now that that's taken care of, if I ever decided to do this;

No ******* way I'd do pills or shoot myself, way too uninspiring, I'd wanna really go for it. I'm 19 years old and I'd just sell EVERYTHING, all of my possessions, **** it, even sell my apartment that I'm only renting, it's not I'll hear anything about that when I'm ******* dead, anyways, once I had like a couple grand together, I'd take loans, just from every institution I could, every bank and payday loan place and my buddy with the nice car, just the max possible. FINALLY, with all my earnings, I would either;

A.) Buy a plane ticket to *somewhere* and just try to start new there
B.) Purchase and take all of the drugs (never drank/used, not against, just not interested)
C.) Gamble it all on something high return; if win and rich, no suicide, pay off people I pissed off
D.) Jump into a wild animal cage at a zoo and fight to the death, refuse rescue/aid
E.) Donate all and then do the vanilla style immediately after

And I'd make a thread somewhere, from like a public library's internet access, and have the people in thread vote; if they pick A I'll report back in three months, and if the pick D they can pick the animal

I think this'd be more entertaining than "fml twenty Advil time"
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User avatar #84 to #83 - ticklemynipple (03/24/2013) [-]
HUEHAUEHAUE LELELEL!!!!!!!111 XDDD
#85 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's got a point.
User avatar #61 - clittyrubquick (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone else wondering if he killed himself?
#34 - 4chan refugee (03/23/2013) [-]
Let's assume this kid weighs 150 lbs. It would take at least 1 200 mg pill per pound. 20, would give him a little bit of a stomach cramp. This kid isn't serious or he'd know he needs to take 150-200 of them. Even if they were the larger 600 mg pills, it would still take 50 pills. 20 would probably cause him extreme discomfort and a stomach pump, but it wouldn't kill him. if they are 800 mg and we assume the 150 pounds it would still probably only cause extreme distress and hospitalization. Realistically, 200 mg per pound won't kill you in most cases, unless you go unchecked afterward, which wouldn't happen with him. It would take more than the 8 hours his mom is sleeping, giving an extra 6 assuming it's a weekend and he won't be woken up for school before she decides to wake him up like most parents would, he won't be dead by that time. If he's around 150 lbs, He'd probably need to take about 250 pills for it to kill him in that time, if he is "lucky."
#115 - nadapadawan (03/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#117 to #115 - Bad Man ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
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**** the haters, this is relevant.
#38 - sirbrentcoe (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...really?   
   
..i mean really?
...really?

..i mean really?
#30 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
>"emo cry.jpg"
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#31 - isradam (03/23/2013) [-]
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