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#23 - clechyl (03/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Even if you're suicidal, dont take naproxin
I took 2 of aleve and I almost ******* died
User avatar #4 to #3 - pepemex (03/23/2013) [-]
>I almost ******* died
Isn't that kind of the point?
#20 - SuccessfulNegroII (03/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
#14 - vegardwd (03/23/2013) [-]
emo cry.jpg....
#29 - thisisestonia ONLINE (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#42 - dikslapping ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
#32 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #5 - pepemex (03/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't think anything you can buy without a prescription can kill you, right?
User avatar #10 to #5 - holeymoley (03/23/2013) [-]
a gun.
#7 - daemonicpanda (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
#9 to #7 - claytonic (03/23/2013) [-]
I hope it's true. it sounds like a good idea
#75 - psykojet (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
#41 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Okay, well, right off the bat, this ******* kid, specifies a low dose and makes a thread, just after attention, now that that's taken care of, if I ever decided to do this;

No ******* way I'd do pills or shoot myself, way too uninspiring, I'd wanna really go for it. I'm 19 years old and I'd just sell EVERYTHING, all of my possessions, **** it, even sell my apartment that I'm only renting, it's not I'll hear anything about that when I'm ******* dead, anyways, once I had like a couple grand together, I'd take loans, just from every institution I could, every bank and payday loan place and my buddy with the nice car, just the max possible. FINALLY, with all my earnings, I would either;

A.) Buy a plane ticket to *somewhere* and just try to start new there
B.) Purchase and take all of the drugs (never drank/used, not against, just not interested)
C.) Gamble it all on something high return; if win and rich, no suicide, pay off people I pissed off
D.) Jump into a wild animal cage at a zoo and fight to the death, refuse rescue/aid
E.) Donate all and then do the vanilla style immediately after

And I'd make a thread somewhere, from like a public library's internet access, and have the people in thread vote; if they pick A I'll report back in three months, and if the pick D they can pick the animal

I think this'd be more entertaining than "fml twenty Advil time"
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User avatar #84 to #83 - ticklemynipple (03/24/2013) [-]
HUEHAUEHAUE LELELEL!!!!!!!111 XDDD
#85 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He's got a point.
User avatar #61 - clittyrubquick (03/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone else wondering if he killed himself?
#115 - nadapadawan (03/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#117 to #115 - Bad Man (03/24/2013) [-]
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**** the haters, this is relevant.
#38 - sirbrentcoe (03/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...really?   
   
..i mean really?
...really?

..i mean really?
#30 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
>"emo cry.jpg"
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#31 - isradam (03/23/2013) [-]
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#77 - lazaman (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Taking 20 advil would just make you really really really sick, and you would vomit and be in intense pain.   
   
Pill suicides are for pussies. Use a 						*******					 gun, big clean up and all that good stuff.   
Or a rope, then hang yourself on a tree.
Taking 20 advil would just make you really really really sick, and you would vomit and be in intense pain.

Pill suicides are for pussies. Use a ******* gun, big clean up and all that good stuff.
Or a rope, then hang yourself on a tree.
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