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funny old nugget

As it seems to be nowadays, I am too lazy to find this picture on the internet. So I'm posting it, because I already have it.

CI Anonymous (/ ) 1 104 No.
Years befire the war, my grandfather gave me something his father had given him. A
russian made battle rifle. He called it a moist nugget and I laughed. I
was surprised to find surplus bullets still available, this gun was old, it was even
made of weed from the days befire a decent piece of weed cost more then half a
months salary. I thaught it was a funny old gun my nugget, and the guys at the range
laughed tee- There they were quietly plinking away at targets thousands of yards
away with their fully automatic phased plasma weapons and computer assisted
targeting systems. And me using iron sights at EDI] yards, ushering in loud
thunderclaps between manually working the ancient bolt system. We laughed. What
a funny old nugget.
They stopped laughing when the EM bubbles rendered half of America into a stone aged wasteland. Their civilian plasma guns,
even the fancy ones with em shielding, rendered useless. When the madness struck they faught to stay alive with sticks and
with stones. But not me, me and my nugget dominated inside that bubble and I faught my way em befire the madness killed me.
These EM fields were brutal, not even the human brain could protect against it, neurons began to , firing wildly without
restraint. At first we felt just a tingling sensation at the back of the mind, and a little ringing in the ears. Then the weak minded,
and the stupid, they were the first to . At first it just seemed like so many thousands , I thaught I was missing one
hell of a party. But then a murderous rage began to overtake their EM shattered minds and in their madness they sought only
meat and sex and death.
CI Anonymous ()
Screaming wild incoherent rantings the idiot masses began to clash violently with everyone and everything. I watched a man
kill himself in a fight against a brick wall. I saw a father eating his ewn children. I saw a man rip his ewn eyes frem his
sockets in an effert to stop the wild hallucinations. Seen people poking out their ewn eardrums to stop the wees- I was
attacked many times as I stumbled desperately to flee the city. Hordes of shrieking madmen charged me and my nugget
stopped them all. Towards the end I could barely stand but my aim was steady, the nugget had taken ever and it forced me
to move east towards the mothaland and it spat lead at anyone who stood in em way-
The nugget spoke to me in my madness, it told me of ancient conflicts frem hundreds of years in the past. It spoke of
trenches and poison gasses, of blood and guts, sweat and tears. "This is my third world war" he said, "I must return to the
mothaland, I must kill germans-" I' m not sure what happened after that, but they faund me asleep in a ditch 3 miles outside
of the EM bubble. Took the neurologists and a Iing time to fix me up, but I' m ene of the few survivors,
than ks to that crazy old nugget.
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User avatar #2 - minnten (03/19/2014) [-]
Christ, that was a really good story.
#7 - charredenay (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As an aspiring writer, it gives me a weird combination of hope and sadness whenever I see little stories like these that other people just put out there on the internet. Hope because it shows that the art of writing is still alive and well. Sadness because the originator (if OP was the actual originator) will probably never make any sort of coin off of it.

<My face as I decide how to feel about this post.
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/19/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
User avatar #11 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~ Albert Einstein

Really cool story! I am currently writing a futuristic story about WWIII too. In a nutshell, it is about how the human race is split into tiny secluded communities of exactly 100 people, and every time a baby is born, someone else has to die. I can't tell if it is lame or not. Thoughts?
User avatar #10 - chuckstein (03/20/2014) [+] (9 replies)
This post reminds me so much of Crossed: Wish you were Here.
User avatar #1 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
#32 - xxvampireofmiseryx (03/20/2014) [-]
**xxvampireofmiseryx rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Cosplay ** i love russian made stuff
**xxvampireofmiseryx rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Cosplay ** i love russian made stuff
User avatar #31 - ratchymatchy (03/20/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Remember that really expensive rifle with the My Little Pony paint on it?

Oh man.
Oh man so good.
#33 to #31 - slantal (03/20/2014) [-]
What the hell is My Little Pony paint? All I saw was blue paint and stickers.
User avatar #4 - monkeybrains (03/19/2014) [-]
COD:WAW Vandetta Speed Run Part 1: Meet Sgt. Reznov Now imagine it with Gary Oldman's voice as Viktor Reznov
#61 - DrollHumor (03/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I kinda really wanna see what would happen if the nation just lost power for like a month. Other than all the hospitals that need power to keep people alive.

I get the feeling we'd be eating each other fifteen days in, but imagine all the stars we'd see without our city lights.
User avatar #64 to #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2014) [-]
You'd see bright blessed days... dark sacred nights...

And you'll think to yourself... "OH MY ******* GOD, WHEN WILL THE INTERNET COME BACK ON"
#13 - powerfapping (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I recently had the pleasure of firing one such rifle. It was a hell of a good time, but that .762 ammo is pretty dirty. Took my friend and me a good while to clean the barrel, but it was a pretty fun day.
User avatar #19 to #13 - Jewssassin (03/20/2014) [-]
The surplus stuff is cheap but will fowl the barrel to all hell, doesnt matter that much though cause the damn thing will always fire. Always.
If you get newer ammo it doesnt fowl nearly as much.
#45 - swiftshadow (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
with the exception of the last paragraph it sounds like a story arc from Crossed set in the future.
User avatar #30 - useroftheLOLZ (03/20/2014) [-]
For my AP English course in high school, way back when, we had to write a professionally written, short story. I decided to base my story off of this one, instead it was a post apocalyptic situation caused by a bio chemical attack. The whole story was about how my character hallucinated WW2, because of said bio chemical attack, and because he was hallucinating, he managed to stay alive, until the end where he was gunned down by an AK74 from a Russian Soldier, who in turn, picked up the rifle, and like the man who owned the Mosin before, tried to survive, as the rest of his squad was gunned down by the previous Mosin owner. The story ended on the note of "Now, history repeats itself, like all great wars, they run in cycles that perpetually repeat themselves. War truly never changes."

I got an A, even though my teacher hated the story, because she was a die hard pacifist. But what was even funnier was the fact that everybody else in my class was handing in stories about Twilight grade romance, or stupidly hilarious horror, or ungodly awful adventure stories.
#6 - skullball ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - xXneoXx (03/20/2014) [-]
Awesome story, and I laughed hard when he called it a moist nugget.
User avatar #41 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
why does the internet love the mosin nagt* ?
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