consequenses. people always told me, be careful what you do. don't go around breaking young girls hearts. OOOooo. File: ks, seems, ) This happened a few years a
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people always told me, be careful what you do.
don't go around breaking young girls hearts.
OOOooo

File: ks, seems, )
This happened a few years ago, Ijust wanted to share
we me
shave random idea to prank call sameone forthe first time in my life
suecide to be original and craft my ewn call
minutes go by
mick sameone random in phone book
mall
agirl picks up, maybe thirteen
Hello?"
mile: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?"
Uh, this is the Smith household."
mil: " **** I CANT DC) ANYTHING ."
meld phone upto computer, play gunshot sound effect
phone, leave it effete heck
HS: (OH MY (EDD, DAD! DAD JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
sshe starts crying, runs away
asking harte calm down and explain
kl assume she does, all I can hear is sobbing
mad starts freaking out
mad tries to calm her down
ssays something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t sameone we know."
sshe gets angry, screams something like "HOW CAN TDD SAY THAT?", walks eff.
mad sits down by phone, starts weeping
Eel hang upthe phone.
I have permanently scarred a family
I have strained and may have broken the loving relationship between father and daughter
daughter is probably in therapy right new
And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.
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Submitted: 08/21/2013
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#2 - neosword (08/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>pick up the phone afterwards   
> tell them its just a flesh wound
>pick up the phone afterwards
> tell them its just a flesh wound
User avatar #15 - roflstorm (08/21/2013) [+] (27 replies)
This isnt funny...


This isnt funny at all....
User avatar #17 to #15 - sanguinesolitude (08/21/2013) [-]
its ******* hilarious you dong schnoodling toesucker
#14 - ffffyou (08/21/2013) [-]
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#7 - crazycommando (08/21/2013) [-]
that's harsh...
#9 - soorensen (08/21/2013) [-]
Maybe you should've started off with: Hello, is you refrigerator running?
#36 - tightastic (08/21/2013) [-]
HFW he hung up the phone
HFW he hung up the phone
#24 - timmity (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**timmity rolled a random image posted in comment #3432951 at Friendly ** what she looked like after hearing that
**timmity rolled a random image posted in comment #3432951 at Friendly ** what she looked like after hearing that
User avatar #37 - ihatem (08/21/2013) [-]
The story? It's a tear jerker.

Why is it funny? This guy is one crafty, dumb ************ .
User avatar #40 - justxjames (08/22/2013) [-]
atleast it wasn't someone we know. holy **** that's ****** up
#26 - jackpott ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
#48 - iftheshoefits (08/22/2013) [-]
slightly relevent
slightly relevent
User avatar #5 - jasonmaki (08/21/2013) [-]
Why stop? sounded like a successful call to me
User avatar #66 - missrainbowdash (08/22/2013) [-]
-1 sanity
#63 - tehtrollface (08/22/2013) [-]
I laughed harder at this than l should have
I laughed harder at this than l should have
#43 - garymotherfinoak (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When some random facebook does it, we all become whiteknights.

When someone on 4chan does it (or any other site similar such as this one), its suddenly ******* hilarious.
#47 to #43 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
You've just cracked the code.
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