bloody mary. . Anonymous (ID: trollar EHW 3( 9: 54: 45 No. R 2 years ago Mae botfriend‘ s house play bloody may around midnight Churned outfights. lit candles.
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bloody mary

Anonymous (ID: trollar EHW 3( 9: 54: 45 No. R
2 years ago
Mae botfriend‘ s house
play bloody may around midnight
Churned outfights. lit candles. said it tiimes
happened and laughed about it
night
awoke up around 3 am with serious stomach ache
to the bathroom to take a major shit
t make it, accidentally took a shit on ground
was dark because didn' uturn on the lights
moor cream open, see a dark black figure
and grab a piece ohshit on the the ground
it attidude, lights turned on
ultras moment' s mom
Cl summons on ). ?
you m. etst ties sol tier
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Submitted: 04/12/2013
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#9 - software (04/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
> 17 years old stoned to shit
> got major munchies
> go to kitchen
> make myself about 6 nutella sandwiches
> not fat but can eat the shit outta nutella
> lazy so no butter and no plate
> walk out of kitchen with giant tower of nutella sandwiches
> hells yeah sandwiches
> look up
> someone standing there
> don't recognize them
> realize this isnt my house
> PANIC
> throw nutella at them and run out house
> halfway down the street wonder how i knew where everything was
> walk back in the house
> dad is picking up nutella sandwiches
User avatar #20 - threedogification (04/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
> be 40
> son is having his friends over.
> middle of the night, i wake to go to the restroom.
> I walk out of my room, and a clump of shit is hurled at me.
> turn on the lights in disgust.
> Its my sons friend.
#19 - ICEDgrunge (04/13/2013) [-]
Just try thinking of getting a log of shit hurled into your chest at 3 in the morning
#6 - repel (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Panic does some crazy things to ya
Panic does some crazy things to ya
User avatar #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
Alpha as fuck
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#16 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#50 - fedexman (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mfw on every /b/ story...
Mfw on every /b/ story...
#11 - madhattergirl (04/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #23 - guymandude (04/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Then realized that I was an orangutan
>continued to throw feces
#27 - marcury (04/13/2013) [-]
you know what you have to do...
#80 - justagame (04/13/2013) [-]
Ain't that some shit.
Ain't that some shit.
User avatar #13 - tigersstripes (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be 12
>be at friends house
> play bloody marry
>do it once, nothing
>friends turn
>wimps out, makes me come with her (though i went alone)
>Start ritual again
>BANGBANGBANG near wall with mirror
>run screeming
>friend bangs on moms door, then runs outside
> try to run outside, panic, cant open door, run a few feet in to living room
>collapse from hysterical laughter
> all laugh later
> secretly scarred
> afraid of mirrors still (3 years later)
#69 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why does FJ suck 4chans dick?
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#116 - zanekin (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
His face when
His face when
User avatar #4 - Macbeth (04/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>I am a dog/monkey
the line never came
User avatar #7 to #4 - RamzaBeoulve (04/13/2013) [-]
Well he was clearly trained in Gorilla warfare.
#78 - zzRedzz (04/13/2013) [-]
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#10 - itsfreecola (04/13/2013) [-]
mfw op is a shit throwing monkey soldier?
mfw op is a shit throwing monkey soldier?
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