ballsack chicken. just found on 4chan thought you guys would like. okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times eve
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ballsack chicken

just found on 4chan thought you guys would like

okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stories
mgoing to medieval times, prepare forthe worst
e verse than I thought
is a ****** , historically inaccurate
tastes like ****
named Phil, total asshole, wearing a fedora and tells me and my friends to shut upthe whole shew
ken bus ride home
wave napkin in my pocket
call ") and tell us how we did!"
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ruiend pulls out cellphone
mall them
You have reached Medieval Times, press I to speak to representative
opress I
******** : "Medieval Times how can we serve you"
ems "umm, yeah SC) my wench Phil rubbed his ballsack en my chicken"
r: ghetto nigress: "AWW HELL NNA, NOT AGAIN, THIS ***** PHIL KEEP ON TWITCHING **** WITH HIS DICK"
ccan' t control laughter
zhang up in fear
met call back
we Phil
apologizes and we get a free stupen
when I ate Phil' s ballsack chicken
so ml give them a call at ")), they always answer, they get angry at about anything, post your stories
wut
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Submitted: 04/14/2013
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#3 - nyj (04/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #5 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Calling now. Will post results.
User avatar #12 to #5 - davvi (04/14/2013) [-]
that's a damn long phone call
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User avatar #14 - dreigamos (04/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i decided to get chinese tonight and got some crispy shredded duck, which, i seriously nice.
I was reading this and ended up choking on and gagging said duck.
#17 to #14 - aconfuseddonut (04/14/2013) [-]
You choked on duck?
#18 - feragon (04/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Eurofag here, how do you actually call 1-1800-wejoust? Like how do you put the wejoust part in? Is it via the operator?
#20 to #18 - fuzdohraa (04/14/2013) [-]
use the numbers where the letters are if you understand what i mean
User avatar #67 - gardenmanly (04/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just called, get a load of this one guys! Its a riot!

>Press 1 to speak to representative
>Woman answers the phone "Hello, medieval times, how can I serve you"
>"Hi, yes, I was wondering what your hours of operation are"
>Woman responds "Our hours may fluctuate based on what time the shows are. For full information on when shows are, feel free to look online at our website."
>"Excellent, thank you very much, have a nice day!"
#52 - breakfastlunch (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But...   
   
But I like Medieval times... The one that I've gone to at least 6 or 7 times for various occasions has great food, good service, and an amusing show and festive atmosphere.  Well, now I sound like a commercial, but I don't know what OP was talking about.
But...

But I like Medieval times... The one that I've gone to at least 6 or 7 times for various occasions has great food, good service, and an amusing show and festive atmosphere. Well, now I sound like a commercial, but I don't know what OP was talking about.
User avatar #33 - MotorstormLegend (04/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've been to one in Dallas, Texas and Toronto, Ontario. Both very nice, had great food. I do feel sorry for OP. Should of gone somewhere that knows what the term "hospitality" means.
User avatar #7 - tigersstripes (04/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just want all to know, most medieval fairs are not like this! Supporting what i love! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
User avatar #8 to #7 - tealcanaan (04/14/2013) [-]
It's not a fair it is a humongous themed restaurant.
User avatar #73 - cookiel (04/15/2013) [-]
Someone should ask if they have Battle Toads
#64 - doctorfoo (04/15/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#44 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
you guys might as well just go to ******* 4chan already
#45 to #44 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Some people like to see the funny stuff that comes from there without having to wade through all the **** .
#46 - gibroner ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
#29 - lordbyronxiv (04/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#54 - bdowns (04/15/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Animation from a collage? ** I went to a place like that. Some guy kept yelling "GREEN!"
#49 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
sorry for anon post but nevertheless here is my story
in 7th grade whole grade goes down to dc for amurica **** . go to medieval times for dinner. really stupid. swords fights are dumb. no one dies. about half way in some ****** with a bird that he "controls" starts flying around . hovers for about 5 seconds over
the retard section. drops a white glob of goodness and lands right in blind kids food. we all see. blind kid starts eating it with his hands. the man with the bird looks ashamed. i **** my pants laughing. kid nexts to me spits his soup up all over girl in front of me. she turns around and starts slugging. both get kicked out. it all went to **** there.
#6 - crazan (04/14/2013) [-]
HFW
User avatar #65 - lolerbot (04/15/2013) [-]
I love fat black women
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