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are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to prodigee maximum
pleasure. Women cannot. (l can, actually)
secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick
remains in her vagina. Women cannot.
cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can,
and not only can, they but they enjoy doing it.
do not mind if you **** another dolphin. A women will kill you if you **** another
women,
Tait mind if you cum inside either. She wait force you to pay child support for 18
years like a women. She can' t even get pregnant.
won' t leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores
like women,
elf you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more aggresive, not like a 140 pound bitch who wait
scare anyone.
do not expect you to spend amounts of money on them.
give it up easily.
do not demand superior rights to men.
do not organize .
can ride a dolphin through the ocean
are more intelligent then women
Everything a real women can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven' t you ****** a dolphin yet?
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#41 - jellyrollsnooche (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#36 - hinamorimomo (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but eventually they will leave you, off to their home planet   
so long and thanks for all the fish
but eventually they will leave you, off to their home planet
so long and thanks for all the fish
#137 - joshofsouls ONLINE (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You wanna know the sad part about this.
He's got some really good points.

I KINDA wanna **** a dolphin now.
#58 - DatAsss (04/21/2012) [-]
**** YOU DARPHIN!!!!
#8 - derak (04/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is why I haven't 						******					 a dolphin.
This is why I haven't ****** a dolphin.
#133 - theoredobaron (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that is a male dolphin. the penis is not erect so it is not out.
#78 - LEAFMAN (04/21/2012) [-]
excellent, soon we will have ALL the human males under our command

soon...
User avatar #82 - dornarruda (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A dolphin's vaginal clench during orgasm would squish your cock and render it flat, snapped or down right broken.
Good luck with that, boys.
User avatar #88 to #87 - dornarruda (04/21/2012) [-]
Arrrr, Aye be a lonely sea-captain.
#110 - thenicestpsycho (04/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm becoming quite the sick bastard/
#99 - nightauditor (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But.. but can a dolphin make a sandwich?
But.. but can a dolphin make a sandwich?
User avatar #111 - lyfeonpaper (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A women...
User avatar #47 - gjtz (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wait a minute I remember this. Some dude actually tried it at the aquarium he worked at, and the dolphins grip was so tight, the skin on his penis was ripped off.

At least, that's what I read.
#26 - numerixwolf (04/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
first furries, then bird fetishes, then pony
now what
User avatar #29 to #26 - robskul (04/21/2012) [-]
your mom
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#151 - oodlesandoodles (04/21/2012) [-]
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#27 - darealslim (04/21/2012) [-]
because they are to 						*******					 hard to catch
because they are to ******* hard to catch
User avatar #12 - minionofdolan (04/20/2012) [-]
I made about half way and thought to myself...how hard would it be to capture a dolphin then **** it? Would it be easier if it was dead?....then I kept reading the rest of it. Thumb for you op for making me question bestality.
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