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are capable of manipulating their ******* muscles in order to prodigee maximum
pleasure. Women cannot. (l can, actually)
secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick
remains in her ****** . Women cannot.
cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can,
and not only can, they but they enjoy doing it.
do not mind if you **** another dolphin. A women will kill you if you **** another
women,
Tait mind if you cum inside either. She wait force you to pay child support for 18
years like a women. She can' t even get pregnant.
won' t leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores
like women,
elf you are the ********** type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more aggresive, not like a 140 pound bitch who wait
scare anyone.
do not expect you to spend amounts of money on them.
give it up easily.
do not demand superior rights to men.
do not organize .
can ride a dolphin through the ocean
are more intelligent then women
Everything a real women can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven' t you ****** a dolphin yet?
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#213 - alekksandar ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
from the same thread, i was there
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#202 - addposterchild (04/21/2012) [-]
**addposterchild rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at True ** not gonna lie, this is a fair argument...
**addposterchild rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at True ** not gonna lie, this is a fair argument...
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User avatar #200 - hyrule (04/21/2012) [-]
The first two reasons are the only ones I need.
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#198 - acksl (04/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #225 to #198 - theCelebratedMrK (04/28/2012) [-]
flight of the conchords FTW
#197 - tonyj (04/21/2012) [-]
**tonyj rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Honest ads **

<---mfw i read this
User avatar #196 - ultimoz (04/21/2012) [-]
endlessly ejaculate?? wow...
#195 - thatmetalguy (04/21/2012) [-]
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#188 - bananaananas (04/21/2012) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #296 at Sexism works both ways: **


mfw I relized that I could litterally feel that post ******* my mind..
User avatar #182 - freakinacage (04/21/2012) [-]
He has a good point, off to sea world for me!
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#177 - amybumble (04/21/2012) [-]
mfw
#176 - Griffinwish (04/21/2012) [-]
**Griffinwish rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at You don't call him that **
#175 - sahakid (04/21/2012) [-]
A manatee's ****** is closest to the human ****** . That's why they were confused for mermaids when sailors caught them and needed something to put their penis in....
#192 to #175 - acksl (04/21/2012) [-]
mfw realizing that everytime there is a mermaid story they actually talk about a Dolphin  who got 						******					 by Sailors ....   
my brain is full of wut O.O
mfw realizing that everytime there is a mermaid story they actually talk about a Dolphin who got ****** by Sailors ....
my brain is full of wut O.O
#216 to #192 - sahakid (04/21/2012) [-]
MANATEE!
#170 - goblingang ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
"She can't even get pregnant"
How the **** do they breed then?
User avatar #178 to #170 - HeartOfTheDL (04/21/2012) [-]
Simple and unscientific explanation:

It's like inserting a ps3 game into and xbox 360 console. So our DNA is not compatible with female dolphin DNA.
User avatar #169 - edvf (04/21/2012) [-]
Cause it doesn't have an ass or boobs.
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