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FIT: dumbbootch stories
we 20
dmeet a very good looking girl hem school
ashes a 9./ 10
stuck her. awesome
we in a relationship with her. everything alright SC) far
mmc) togetherness her alter a year cause i had to metre out hem home
sshe does the furnishing. i set up internet and stuff because she tee stupid
sshe gets really annoying alter a year living tegether
aalways complaining about **** and shes
abreak up with her and metre in my ewn appartment
went really miss her. sex
months i park near her appartment with laptop and change wlan password
adumb slut calls me- cause internet isnt working
thoin her.. fix the whole thing
met reward sex. ******* **** out ether
sure this 4 times new bitch deosnt realize it that i always wreck her internet connection
wmm
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Submitted: 05/24/2014
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#1 - xcoreyx (05/25/2014) [+] (10 replies)
It looks like he's just rubbing that piece of pancake on his chin
#11 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well, that's one way to stay connected
User avatar #7 - BmanX (05/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
After reading so many of these types of stories, I expected the girl to end up being something stupid like a cat. Just when I think I've guessed the twist ending, I find there's no twist ending.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
What a twist.
User avatar #15 - Dember ONLINE (05/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>always complaining about **** and shes
...

and she's... what?

What? I must know!
User avatar #14 - Faz (05/25/2014) [-]
Anytime someone on 4chan says they got with a girl higher than a 4/10 i instantly know its a lie.
#26 - ppheadbuttface (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - bokystroki (05/25/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Can there be a good girlfriend story for once? Prease?
#27 to #25 - kanduhuskedetder (05/25/2014) [-]
>Be a year ago
>Meet this girl at a party, 9/10
>I was fascinated by her eyes
>Dumb slut(!) was with me back then and hit me everytime she wouls see me looking at this girl
>Fight with dumb slut same night, so she goes home.
>Next day I cuddle up with the girl, write her the next day and started dating. She listens to the same music, has generally great taste, very intelligent and even plays some games with me (She only plays Sims 3 otherwise. You can't have everything, huh?)
>Had our first anniversary four days ago and even get complaints from people for being too crazy about each other.

I guess it's going great.

Pic related, it's her.
God, I love that woman.
User avatar #38 - steppenwolfvg (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Alternatively:

>be in a relationship with bf
>he sets up internet, I do the furnishing because he is too tasteless
>he gets boring so I get annoying hoping he'll dump me
>he breaks up with me and moves out
>don't miss her, only the sex
>internet doesn't work so I call him to fix it hoping to **** as well
>he thinks I don't know he keeps changing the password
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.webm
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
op is an ass
#22 - tsoper (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #43 - mesocorny (05/25/2014) [-]
I don't have a GF because I'm a master beta...

...and I jerk off for the same reason.
#17 - deckbox (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
exGF, a media student, thought wrestling was real and tried to claim that she was smarter than me.
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