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FIT: dumbbootch stories
we 20
dmeet a very good looking girl hem school
ashes a 9./ 10
stuck her. awesome
we in a relationship with her. everything alright SC) far
mmc) togetherness her alter a year cause i had to metre out hem home
sshe does the furnishing. i set up internet and stuff because she tee stupid
sshe gets really annoying alter a year living tegether
aalways complaining about shit and shes
abreak up with her and metre in my ewn appartment
went really miss her. sex
months i park near her appartment with laptop and change wlan password
adumb slut calls me- cause internet isnt working
thoin her.. fix the whole thing
met reward sex. fuckage shit out ether
sure this 4 times new bitch deosnt realize it that i always wreck her internet connection
wmm
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - xcoreyx
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(05/25/2014) [-]
It looks like he's just rubbing that piece of pancake on his chin
User avatar #48 to #1 - skrynox
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Isn't that what he's doing?
User avatar #21 to #1 - kreptile
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(05/25/2014) [-]
until i saw the series, i always saw that
User avatar #42 to #21 - instalation
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(05/25/2014) [-]
What is he doing?
User avatar #44 to #42 - kreptile
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(05/25/2014) [-]
he is eating with Heisenberg, and he was going to eat that pancake, but stopped mid-term to smile, therefor, if u see the image, you can "think/see" that he has the fork pressed against his chin.
User avatar #46 to #44 - instalation
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#2 to #1 - hiukuss
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(05/25/2014) [-]
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#13 to #1 - timelimit
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Wait, isn't he?
#5 to #1 - youxbarstard
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Do you even realize how difficult it will be to unsee that? do you?!
#12 to #1 - edbanger
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#6 to #1 - gloriousthighs
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Until now I had always thought that was what was happening, huh.
Until now I had always thought that was what was happening, huh.
#11 - grimmwaters
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Well, that's one way to stay connected
User avatar #40 to #11 - shitdickinator
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(05/25/2014) [-]
you glorious bitch
User avatar #20 to #11 - vgmddg
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Shut up Car- I mean Spongebob...
#19 to #11 - nyawgga
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User avatar #7 - BmanX
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(05/25/2014) [-]
After reading so many of these types of stories, I expected the girl to end up being something stupid like a cat. Just when I think I've guessed the twist ending, I find there's no twist ending.
#9 to #7 - anon id: d86daf5e
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Yehh. Even though that one was pretty exploitative, and smart in the sense that she in the end of the day was a waste of time. If one is cheap enough to give in after a year, and not fix problems... SOME safe exploiting seems ok. No disease sharing, and sex is good for both parties. So mehh, ok story.
#55 to #7 - PunkKid
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(06/06/2014) [-]
“OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.”
User avatar #8 to #7 - sugoi
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(05/25/2014) [-]
What a twist.
User avatar #15 - Dember
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(05/25/2014) [-]
>always complaining about **** and shes
...

and she's... what?

What? I must know!
User avatar #28 to #15 - IGotThis
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Other chicks.
User avatar #33 to #28 - incognitoad
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(05/25/2014) [-]
I don't think you do have this.
#35 to #15 - blackrookfiend
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(05/25/2014) [-]
ZELDA'S MY WHAT?!
#37 to #35 - willindor
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User avatar #14 - Faz
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Anytime someone on 4chan says they got with a girl higher than a 4/10 i instantly know its a lie.
#26 - ppheadbuttface
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#52 to #26 - anon id: e508bcde
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**    
>mfw this comment doesn't get sticky'd
**anonymous rolled image**
>mfw this comment doesn't get sticky'd
#36 to #26 - mrfartypants
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(05/25/2014) [-]
a green thumb for you
#10 - pappathethird
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User avatar #25 - bokystroki
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Can there be a good girlfriend story for once? Prease?
#39 to #25 - sedativechunk
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(05/25/2014) [-]
There's no such thing as a "good girlfriend" story
#47 to #25 - anon id: b040ff92
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(05/25/2014) [-]
>Be me
>20 minutes ago
>******* mein main lady
>Both finish
>"Okey dokey, Anon! I'll see you later tonight!"
>"Peace out, bud!"
>Main lady leaves
>This is what winning feels like
#45 to #25 - eddymolly
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(05/25/2014) [-]
As the person below posted one, here is another

>Be 17
>Never had a GF, got rejected a few times, standard teenager ****
>Go to friends party
>Meet one of her friends, hot, funny, flirting with me a bit
>Text eachother a lot the next few days
>End up going out
> Coming up to 4 years now, couldn't be happier

Pic is us. Excuse our bad facial conditions, i'm very sensitive about it.
User avatar #53 to #45 - bokystroki
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Aw! Congrats!

and no worries, you're beautiful no matter what they say.

WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOOOOOOWN.
#32 to #25 - altari
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(05/25/2014) [-]
A little feely, but this one is pretty good.
User avatar #54 to #32 - bokystroki
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(05/26/2014) [-]
B'aw.
#51 to #32 - ultimatefusion
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(05/25/2014) [-]
That was actually a pretty good read.
That was actually a pretty good read.
#27 to #25 - kanduhuskedetder
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(05/25/2014) [-]
>Be a year ago
>Meet this girl at a party, 9/10
>I was fascinated by her eyes
>Dumb slut(!) was with me back then and hit me everytime she wouls see me looking at this girl
>Fight with dumb slut same night, so she goes home.
>Next day I cuddle up with the girl, write her the next day and started dating. She listens to the same music, has generally great taste, very intelligent and even plays some games with me (She only plays Sims 3 otherwise. You can't have everything, huh?)
>Had our first anniversary four days ago and even get complaints from people for being too crazy about each other.

I guess it's going great.

Pic related, it's her.
God, I love that woman.
User avatar #29 to #27 - bokystroki
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(05/25/2014) [-]
That made me all warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you!
#34 to #29 - anon id: 99b95f61
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(05/25/2014) [-]
faget
User avatar #30 to #29 - kanduhuskedetder
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Nice to know
#49 to #27 - anon id: b3a24543
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Is that a Marduk t-shirt I see her wearing?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kanduhuskedetder
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Sure as hell is ;)
User avatar #38 - steppenwolfvg
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Alternatively:

>be in a relationship with bf
>he sets up internet, I do the furnishing because he is too tasteless
>he gets boring so I get annoying hoping he'll dump me
>he breaks up with me and moves out
>don't miss her, only the sex
>internet doesn't work so I call him to fix it hoping to **** as well
>he thinks I don't know he keeps changing the password
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.webm
#41 to #38 - eddymolly
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Hate to be that guy but:   
   
don't miss him, only the sex
Hate to be that guy but:

don't miss him, only the sex
#22 - tsoper
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#23 to #22 - anon id: c48aa676
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(05/25/2014) [-]
To soon? probably
User avatar #24 to #23 - tsoper
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(05/25/2014) [-]
not soon enough
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