b. . File: KB, 220x309, Creation/ / ide/ jpg) 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 29/ 12( Thu) 1 SEEDS So here' s the deal; its God with offaly in Heaven Universe Waatch
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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 29/ 12( Thu) 1 SEEDS
So here' s the deal;
its God
with offaly in Heaven
Universe
Waatch it explode
Fireworks ************
years later
Omniverse makes all these tiny balls of ****
ofthem have people and **** anthem
start to reason with eachother and ****
Awrite them the Bible fer the ml:
Peeople I was serious and write three different versions of it
all hate eachother
wat do ml?
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User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (08/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
God browses /b/, no wonder the world is so ****** up
User avatar #2 - Mortuus (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Send your kid back and kill everyone.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vegeta (08/22/2014) [-]
Tried it. he just pussied out half way through made his lady take a cyanide capsule then blew his brains out.
User avatar #4 - baditch (08/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be god
>Alpha as ****
>Omega as ****
#9 - abject ONLINE (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - rexnocturna (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I heard Mel Gibson is going to split the last one into two parts to make more $$$$$.
#17 - grimmwaters (08/22/2014) [-]
Deliver another Messiah
#14 - levvy (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Remove all religion
#22 to #14 - maxwellkruger (08/22/2014) [-]
Good idea!
#5 - flixoe ONLINE (08/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
And nobody stops to think: 4th of July... Before the universe existed...
#15 - brantod (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why does god celebrate the 4th of July when he hadn't created the universe where america gets independence yet
why does god celebrate the 4th of July when he hadn't created the universe where america gets independence yet
#24 - fluffydragon (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - madoc (08/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why do people say that god or Jesus wrote the bible? We know who wrote the bible! It's a collection of texts written by many different philosophers and prophets over a vast a amount of time!
#10 - include ONLINE (08/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
God
User avatar #44 - kumimono (08/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why on Earth would they have 4th of July?
User avatar #31 - xgrandmoffx (08/22/2014) [-]
Give everyone free food.
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