/b/ stops time. . ffyou had a machine that could , what would /h/ do? Cl Anonymous () : 04 men everyone and everything I Anonymous (! ) Anybody i wanted. File'
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/b/ stops time

ffyou had a machine that could , what would /h/ do?
Cl Anonymous () : 04
men everyone and everything
I Anonymous (! )
Anybody i wanted.
File' 1412 KB, , Space Wizard Portrait, jpg)
1 would become a pom star, and a nanosecond alter i came on my aches ses' face, I would freeze time, and take a break.
Ages would past like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break,
Ma centuries, 1 would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the woods longest and most , with the on completely buried and looking like more of a
jabba the creature than a girl, alter my long comment-
BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as 1 am spewing out this mono mental , my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning grey and white at the same time-
People would tall: about the cumshot that changed the world for ms to come-
someone screencap for all that is good
I Anonymous (/ 1 (Dallon) ffi: 5& 43
good lord that is brilliant
I Anonymous () 17: 02: 52
TTA
TTA
My god, that is amazing
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Submitted: 04/09/2014
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#1 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the shot heard around the world
#2 - vonspyder (04/10/2014) [-]
Something like this?
Something like this?
#5 - dazzl (04/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I saw the picture and the length of the highlighted post and knew in a split second exactly which post it was. I've been here waaaaayyy too long..
Pic related, it's my all-time favourite greentext
#6 - wwhhaaq (04/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - ezTarget (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Cameraman: "The lens was on, we didn't get it."
#10 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Too bad he's an idiot. You would still age when you froze time, so centuries couldn't pass, he'd be dead. Seems like he forgot that fact and then remembered it when he talked about hair and beard growing and turning grey and white.
#14 to #10 - captainstinkypinky (04/10/2014) [-]
Nigga, its a joke
Nigga, its a joke
User avatar #4 - adu (04/10/2014) [-]
The man that jizzed his life away.
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