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You pat the .
She didn, do it in you. You did it to yourselfes not
making an honest declaration ofyour needs.
You didn' t tell her you wanted to fuel; That IS what the
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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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#157 - jalthelas (09/20/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #134 posted by desacabose at Golden/Husky Mix ** :
I'll buy it


^ how I let a girl know I want to ****
#11 - Psychotic (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Another sad, sad truth. I have dug myself into that hole too many times.
#228 - motposters (09/20/2012) [+] (14 replies)
The White Knight does not desire sex, he desires love.
The White Knight does not desire his love to be only physical.
The White Knight is a romantic, not a liar.
The White Knight does not rush because he knows not if he is worthy.
The White Knight does not rush because he must make sure his own love is true.
The White Knight is the epitome of the embodiment of true love.
The White Knight seeks to be with the one they love, not lust over.
The White Knight sees a woman as a woman, not a f***toy.
#39 - theaddviser (09/20/2012) [+] (26 replies)
i think he/she forgot to mention the fact most of the guys who magically seduce girls in five minutes have either money, good looks, or other advantages over the guys who don't "know how to flirt properly" so we try the white knight plan, in which should be the way everyone should do it, its also called being a gentleman it was considered to be the only way respectable women would date a guy. but sadly the general population of the respectable women has rapidly decreased while the gentlemen have faded away at a much slower rate. anyone can say "hey babbaye want some dick" it takes a real man to treat a girl like she isn't just a piece of meat and she has an opinion.
User avatar #22 - severepwner (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one in the friendzone that actually wants a girlfriend worthwhile, and not a hole for my dick?
#79 - BerryLicious (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or maybe a chick is just not attracted to you and never will be
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User avatar #312 - xxemopandaxx (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I told one chick I wanted her through sign language
#17 - darkoblivion (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>cannot grasp the concept of flirting
>doomed to be forever alone
#100 - yowhatsup (09/20/2012) [-]
Mfw this is completely true
#206 - bowservoltaire (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#154 - felixml (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Getting friendzoned by a girl I only want to 						****					....   
   
Please tell me im not the only one who sees something wrong in here
Getting friendzoned by a girl I only want to **** ....

Please tell me im not the only one who sees something wrong in here
#84 - elektra (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Actually I even starting to get paranoia because of that friendzone 						****					.    
If my guy friends or colleagues kind to me or goes out of his way to be gentleman, my first thought is  " He secretly want to 						****					 me? Am I being a friendzoning cunt? dafuq
Actually I even starting to get paranoia because of that friendzone **** .
If my guy friends or colleagues kind to me or goes out of his way to be gentleman, my first thought is " He secretly want to **** me? Am I being a friendzoning cunt? dafuq
User avatar #35 - mcmonsterkitty (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
So basically all women want is sex just like men and they are just as much "pigs" as we are.
User avatar #51 to #35 - sarwarl (09/20/2012) [-]
It's true. When we go out we look at guys and imagine them in bed, but what you have to remember that we can be shy too, so if a guy doesn't act interested then we think there is no point in being interested either, so we move on to the next guy who we're interested in that actually shows interest in us.
#106 - Kirbyman (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But...
But...
Nice guys always get the girl in the end...
#90 - pauix (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
When I meet a girl, I prefer to use the "White Knight" approach (know her, talk with her, share some interests, ...) even if that means getting too deep into the friendzone rather than a direct "alpha approach". If that means I'm never going to get laid, it does not matter.

IMHO, being in the friendzone is not that bad. You can still hang out with that person, have a great time with her and, if she enjoys being with you, you'll spend a lot of time together.
#40 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
that awkward moment when a ******** whore with a princess complex posts a troll from 4chan as something true on funnyjunk and people actually believe it...
#43 to #40 - mcismyname (09/20/2012) [-]
that awkward moment when a lonely, angry boy with a false sense of entitlement gets mad at the post
#58 - onceknownsober (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm currently trying to make a girl put me in the friendzone on purpose, because I kissed with her becauce I was drunk out of my mind at a party and I'm tryin' to get it on with someone else.   
   
Alpha enough to get ladies, but so beta that I'm afraid to tell a girl that I'm in love with someone else.
I'm currently trying to make a girl put me in the friendzone on purpose, because I kissed with her becauce I was drunk out of my mind at a party and I'm tryin' to get it on with someone else.

Alpha enough to get ladies, but so beta that I'm afraid to tell a girl that I'm in love with someone else.

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