/b/lack people. Found on 4chan. Made me giggle.. My Grandpa is the most racist person on the face of the planet: > Be 12 years old, 2006 > Going to Red Lobster to celebrate Grandpa's 85th birthday > W testicles
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - A Pickle
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My Grandpa is the most racist person on the face of the planet:   
> Be 12 years old, 2006   
> Going to Red Lobster to celebrate Grandpa's 85th birthday   
> We get seated at our table   
> Group of black people walks in and sits on the opposite side of our section   
> Grandpa says to me "Hey Rick, look over there..." Pointing to the table with the black family   
> "Yea?" I asked   
> "Look at the *******!" He literally burst out laughing   
> mfw
My Grandpa is the most racist person on the face of the planet:
> Be 12 years old, 2006
> Going to Red Lobster to celebrate Grandpa's 85th birthday
> We get seated at our table
> Group of black people walks in and sits on the opposite side of our section
> Grandpa says to me "Hey Rick, look over there..." Pointing to the table with the black family
> "Yea?" I asked
> "Look at the *******!" He literally burst out laughing
> mfw
#241 to #16 - Tosspot
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(12/07/2012) [-]
my grandma is a gentle racist   
she drove me home from middle school   
passing through black neighborhood   
kids playing in the yards and streets   
black kids   
she drives through    
says "where did all these little ****** babies pop up from?"   
lol all the way home
my grandma is a gentle racist
she drove me home from middle school
passing through black neighborhood
kids playing in the yards and streets
black kids
she drives through
says "where did all these little ****** babies pop up from?"
lol all the way home
User avatar #214 to #16 - localcatbarber
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My grandpa honestly believe that if representatives from all religions have a meeting to decide which religion is the best, we can all convert to that religion, and there will be world peace.
User avatar #107 to #16 - organicglory
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Is that YFW cus your black?
User avatar #240 to #107 - A Pickle
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(12/06/2012) [-]
No, I didn't even think about that lol
#17 to #16 - augustusxxiv
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(12/06/2012) [-]
<---I probably would've done this.
<---I probably would've done this.
#18 to #17 - A Pickle
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User avatar #19 to #16 - savirleo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Reminds me of what a friend of mine told me
His grandpa drove him to school
Saw all the *******
says "I'd feel safer with my shotgun"
#4 - phanact
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(12/05/2012) [-]
My roommate in college was black

I loved him, he was awesome, but like... he always pulled the "You're just saying that because you're racist" card. It got really annoying

I tried not to be racist with him. He was like a brother to me, even though we're completely different.

In the end, he was the only real friend I guess I had. The only person who cared for me. Oh well, I'm getting all sappy and that's gay so whatever.

Point is, I enjoy racist jokes on the internet and whatnot, but in real life, I see no difference between a black person and a white person
User avatar #253 to #4 - nippuhl
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Loser.
User avatar #257 to #253 - revengeforfreeze
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(01/27/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #258 to #257 - nippuhl
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(01/27/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #259 to #258 - revengeforfreeze
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(01/27/2014) [-]
lul
#8 - baramill
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Playing Borderlands 2 with a friend   
He likes to just run around picking up everything that drops without looking at it (looking at the loot when he goes to sell it later)   
He quite often runs by and picks up **** I'm looking at / want   
One time a legendary (orange) drops and just as I press E to pick it up he runs by   
I get annoyed because this happens so often   
Me: &quot;Stop running around and stealing everything like a ******&quot;   
Him: &quot;.....&quot;   
Me: &quot;.....&quot;   
Him: &quot;Did you just say that?&quot;   
   
MFW he's black
Playing Borderlands 2 with a friend
He likes to just run around picking up everything that drops without looking at it (looking at the loot when he goes to sell it later)
He quite often runs by and picks up **** I'm looking at / want
One time a legendary (orange) drops and just as I press E to pick it up he runs by
I get annoyed because this happens so often
Me: "Stop running around and stealing everything like a ******"
Him: "....."
Me: "....."
Him: "Did you just say that?"

MFW he's black
#198 to #8 - robotrino
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#111 - iclarinet
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>be me, roughly 4 years old.
>white blonde hair, blues eyes, ********** skin.
>in the store with my mom.
>see reaaaally dark skinned black man.
>really big guy.
>i go right up to him and say "wow, you're REALLY black!"
>mom is horrified.
>he bends down on one knee
>"and you're really white!"
yay for being a kid.
#110 - murdershy
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(12/06/2012) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;Be in 8th grade   
&gt;Doing some boring **** work in computer lab so I have my head down   
&gt;Teacher decides to show us a picture of a teacher/the mayor's adopted daughter   
&gt;Sudden urge to look up so I do   
&gt;Sees Chinese baby on the huge screen   
&gt;Blurt out &quot;CHUNG POW&quot;   
&gt;Whole class dies of laughter   
&gt;In huge ******* trouble   
&gt;MFW
>Be me
>Be in 8th grade
>Doing some boring **** work in computer lab so I have my head down
>Teacher decides to show us a picture of a teacher/the mayor's adopted daughter
>Sudden urge to look up so I do
>Sees Chinese baby on the huge screen
>Blurt out "CHUNG POW"
>Whole class dies of laughter
>In huge ******* trouble
>MFW
User avatar #90 - oneironaut
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>****** eyesight
>Somehow, pulling at the corner of my eyes helps a little

>At the food court with my family
>Sitting at a table, trying to see the overhead menu at a nearby restaurant
>Pulling at eyes, trying really hard to see
>It takes me a full five minutes before I realize I'm pulling my eyes and squinting at Manchu Wok, of which all the employees are asian

>I'm so ******* sorry
User avatar #133 to #90 - nyxeos
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(12/06/2012) [-]
For future reference, if you make a small hole with your fingers and look through it it will have the same effect... without the worry of looking racist haha
#135 to #90 - jakeattack
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(12/06/2012) [-]
i think pulling at the corners you are stretching it a little bit changing how light goes into your eye and modifying it to be a little better.
#156 - therealtotodile
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(12/06/2012) [-]
&gt;Live in Florida.    
&gt;Cubans as far as the eye can see.   
&gt;In middle school waiting in line for lunch.   
&gt;Some Cubans fresh off the boat cut in front of my friends and I.   
&gt;Tell them to get to the back of the line.   
&gt;They start speaking Spanish so fast I can't even understand it, and I'm Hispanic as well.   
&gt;Make a joke saying &quot;get to the back of the line or else we'll tell the police your family is here illegally&quot;.   
&gt;They do. I wasn't serious.   
&gt;As they walk away, my friends and I sing &quot;row, row, row your boat. Stupid refugees. If you row fast enough, you'll make it to the Keys.    
   
Mfw I didn't even feel sorry.
>Live in Florida.
>Cubans as far as the eye can see.
>In middle school waiting in line for lunch.
>Some Cubans fresh off the boat cut in front of my friends and I.
>Tell them to get to the back of the line.
>They start speaking Spanish so fast I can't even understand it, and I'm Hispanic as well.
>Make a joke saying "get to the back of the line or else we'll tell the police your family is here illegally".
>They do. I wasn't serious.
>As they walk away, my friends and I sing "row, row, row your boat. Stupid refugees. If you row fast enough, you'll make it to the Keys.

Mfw I didn't even feel sorry.
User avatar #239 to #156 - swimmingprodigy
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(12/06/2012) [-]
that was glorious
#157 to #156 - psychorhino
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
#20 - thefasrdog
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(12/06/2012) [-]
MFW I'm called a cracker.
User avatar #21 to #20 - intabutter
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(12/06/2012) [-]
okay louis
User avatar #25 to #20 - thefasrdog
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(12/06/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

Skip to 2:00 if you don't get the joke.
User avatar #24 to #20 - illegalartist
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(12/06/2012) [-]
ive never really been insulted when i was called a cracker. it just doesnt feel insulting enough. Ive actually felt bad for black people because they dont have a really good racist word for us.
User avatar #42 to #24 - sepheroth
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(12/06/2012) [-]
You should just remind them that the word comes from the sounds the whip would make when we whipped their ancestors. Cracker should be worse for them
User avatar #34 to #20 - mrblueftw
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(12/06/2012) [-]
I laughed way to hard at that joke
Louis CK is awesome.
#132 - I Am Monkey
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>No ride home from school
>Mom says she had to call an expensive cab service to pick me up
>See Indian with a black suit and cap standing by a Lincoln
>Start getting into the car
>"Wtf are you doing"
>Realize there is no correct answer to that question
>Poker face the **** out of there
User avatar #218 to #132 - elcreepo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
This is why i'm glad I live in a place that doesn't have cab service.
#143 - xXScrappyJrXx
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(12/06/2012) [-]
>be 5 or 6
>mom playing random game on computer( i think it was poker or something)
>people could pick their own little avatar
>see a monkey on the screen "mom! look a monkey!"
>"where?"
>thinking i was gonna trick her i point at the only black person in the game
>dads fw