/b/ is evil. Sorry about the size guys. When I was a kid I was addicted to stealing . I stole that every single chance I got. It got SC) bad that the school had
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Sorry about the size guys

When I was a kid I was addicted to stealing . I ******* stole that **** every single chance I got. It got SC) bad that the school had to declare an assembly en "stealing" in hopes that the came forwards. Instead Ijust kept en stealing that
**** . Eventually impeacher started catching en to the fact that it was probably me, but through same and same clever lies I eluded heffer about a month.
Eventually her suspicions got to the point where should would take me into a closet and yell at me and **** until I confessed; ofcourse I nevermid_ I could tell it was bothering her, eating away at her soul knowing that I was the thief but lacking any definitive
proof. Eventually my recesses were taken away hem me, SC) I decided to my motherload was going en. I lied to my mother and father insisting that I was not the / W, my parents were pretty clueless about me having learned to lie SC)
they still believed everything I said.
It wasn' t long before therewas a big meeting with the principle, my mother, myself, and the teacher. It basically boiled down to the principle believing my story and insisting the it. Ofcourse I kept stealing the ? entire time, and about
2 weeks after cur the principal I walked right upto her and whispered:
fl stole the ."
Ofcourse she flipped her **** , called my mother, and took me down to the principals office again. Again I denied everything, and insisted that she was making up my confession. I even turned en the Waterworks fer extra effect. The principal told my mother
and mete leave, he said he would take care ofthis_
She was fired within the week.
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User avatar #2 - iamkagji (04/23/2013) [-]
Damn, this is a good day to be on funnyjunk. So much actual funny, it's awesome!
#20 - pappathethird (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know this gif is a little overused, but that is seriously evil
I know this gif is a little overused, but that is seriously evil
User avatar #28 - brenton (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Kids like that are why teachers come home crying every night. Seriously, my mom would come home in tears at least twice a week last year, and she's been teaching for 28 years. It was terrible.
#45 - jjholt (04/24/2013) [-]
isn't that like, all the childhood signs of a serial killer?
isn't that like, all the childhood signs of a serial killer?
User avatar #3 - nsali (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what the **** is a sticky tak?
#22 - Muppetz (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Teacher
>Teacher
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#75 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#30 - jimmynutz (04/24/2013) [-]
>hfw
-7
#18 - lorkhan has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#19 to #18 - alexanderh (04/24/2013) [-]
I hadn't seen it, and I found it funny, so I'm glad he reposted it.
#11 - bogsrin (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So... how evil are they?
User avatar #33 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
Regarding the description.. How many times have you said that sentence OP?
#21 - mummyslittlebitch (04/24/2013) [-]
I was on this thread yesterday
User avatar #117 - corundum (04/24/2013) [-]
inb4 "This is why we should beat children."
User avatar #102 - theangryrussian (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
in grade 7 I had a really evil teacher (Ms. Hoornick, AKA Ms. Whorenick) who dressed like a hooker you'd expect to find living in a box in an alley somewhere in downtown Detroit. Well, she treated the class so bad that eventually me and a couple of my friends took a bunch of permanent markers before class and made a rather heinous picture on the blackboard of her in bed with a clown doing unpleasant things to a chipmunk. Written underneath it was "A day in the life of Ms. Whorenick". When she came in she saw the picture, started crying and ran out. No one could pin this on anyone, because we used stencils for any handwriting and used an art style no one in the class used. No one saw her from then on, and we got a new teacher the week after.
User avatar #85 - responsibletim (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>3rd grade
>Used to steal crayons from class every chance I had
>They called me the color bandit

I plan on getting my little brother to carry on the legacy of the mysterious color bandit.
+5
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User avatar #55 - btgsxd (04/24/2013) [-]
Just wanted to say thanks for the thumbs guys and the comments, not sure if im meant to say thanks but, hey ho
User avatar #105 - angreif (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the **** is stickytak?
User avatar #107 to #105 - iamkagji (04/24/2013) [-]
It's kind of like silly putty. They use it instead of thumb tacks in elementary schools so the kids don't hurt themselves.
#57 - Nihatclodra (04/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
>Be in 7th Grade
>Hate Art Class and English Class
>Failing both of them
>Teacher in his early 60s
>Nice to just about everyone
>Loves being a teacher, says he wants to keep teaching as long as possible
>I didn't like him for whatever reason
>He's getting annoyed with me
>Starts singling me out to try and get me to do my work
>Can Crocodile-Tears better than most Hollywood Actors at this point
>Always start crying, saying that I did my work, and handed it in: but you always say I didn't.
>Hand in friend's work for him occasionally to make it look like I did indeed hand in my work.
>Spread half-true seeds of lies into classmate's heads, making them have doubt in him
>Final Project for English
>Actually do my work, pretty damn well too
>Show it to my friend, so he can confirm that I did it
>Also show to my Girlfriend at the time, she was one of the top students, and everybody trusted her
>Time comes to hand it in
>Through slight-of-hand I actually hand in a page of random doodles with no name on it
>Tell my friend and Girlfriend that the teacher was looking at me strange today
>We decided to stake out the classroom after school, to see if he would do anything strange
User avatar #67 to #63 - theshadowed ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
So you got an old man who loved his job fired because you're a lazy cunt? That's pretty pathetic.
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