/b/ hits a casino. . 3 be me yesterday 3 at the casing with it friends 3 we play roulette (for these We dent know, it' s like the classic roulette except we pla /b/ hits a casino 3 be me yesterday at the casing with it friends we play roulette (for these We dent know it' s like classic except pla
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/b/ hits a casino

3 be me yesterday
3 at the casing with it friends
3 we play roulette (for these We dent know, it' s like the classic roulette except we place cur wins by clicking en DUI em. -n screen}
3 after 1 hem anly have 20 dallars left
3 decide fuck it, i' ll play all in
3 at firsti put the wins en random numbers, but than it hit me
3 i' draw sem ething with my wins. by placing them en the numbers and in between them
3 decide draw a circle
3 tee difficult, igive up
3 decide he draw a mess
3 looking nice, but i still have IO dollars place
3 then i have a great idea
3 i" ll draw a swastika with my remaining wins
3 draw my swastika, it leeks real geed
3 then i see the guy whe spins the roulette pick up his we
3 i den' t really care, i just wait fer him to spin the roulette, really nervous because
3 beore the guy spins it, i feels hand en my shellder
3 "sir please cerny with us"
3 i get eff my seat
3 then i see it
3 mm there was a giant screen sleeve the roulette
3 mm each players wins had a different celeb
3 mm there' s a green swastika en the giant screen in the middle cf the casing
3 mi had m explain i was net a Mai
and than how l' beatn tham thit: satiety
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User avatar #1 - frenzyhero
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Where are you? Because it isn't illegal to be a Nazi or own Nazi propaganda in the United States of America.
#6 to #1 - anon id: 29f5c223
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Card counting isn't illegal either, but casinos can ban you whenever they like.
User avatar #2 to #1 - braveheart
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(04/25/2014) [-]
But that doesn't stop the casino owners from banning you from somewhere. Its their casino and they don't want the rest of the patrons feeling uncomfortable. Therefore, he was removed and banned.
User avatar #3 to #2 - frenzyhero
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
Yes, that's true. It is a private establishment after all.

(I wonder if he got his $20 dollars back)
#5 to #3 - therealslimdavey
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
>getting money back from a casino

User avatar #7 to #5 - iloveburzum
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Probably did, I work in a casino, and we're respectful as hell of peoples money
They accidentally put some down somewhere? We'll find them and give it back.
They win without realising, and leave their payout? We'll keep it aside till we find them, and if they've left we'll bring up their address or number and contact them.
User avatar #13 to #7 - frenzyhero
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(04/25/2014) [-]
That's very nice to hear.
User avatar #4 - werfgh
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(04/25/2014) [-]
I expected him to win the lottery by drawing swastika
#9 to #4 - themiddlegarden
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(04/25/2014) [-]
That's what the internet has done to our expectations.
#8 - szatan
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(04/25/2014) [-]
>cassino owner face when
>cassino owner face when
#10 - cocaohring
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Only 8 comments? **** it, I'll give it a try
#11 to #10 - dildodude [OP]
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(04/25/2014) [-]
#12 to #11 - cocaohring
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(04/25/2014) [-]
I'll save that, hopefully it will not become overused as soon as soon as I think it will
#14 - anon id: eb921142
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(04/25/2014) [-]
The "top lel" comment makes me think of a Tumblr post.
Tumblr lovers always keep at least one reaction to help convince us their post is funny.
Yours is genuinely good, though.