/b/ day

That was obviously written by some wannabe /b/astard from Funnyjunk.

4chan wants nothing to do with us.

You're just helping them prove that we're sucking their dick.

**sovietdashie rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at Bellaception ** how this is going to end

god damnit we're like the little brother and for some reason im okay with this

Guys
listen
Guys, listen
Guys what if
guys
Guys what if everyone
guys
what if everyone just left everyone else the fuck alone?

Its very obvious that OP posted that there and if we went to that thread it would be filled with people telling him to fuck off. 4chan do not care about funnyjunk and it should stay that way, 4chan is just a website like us... not a something to worship.

>/b/ needs our help

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This shit is stupid

Fuck this is stupid
Alliance for what?
It's the internet for christ sake.
Why can't we just shut up and enjoy it for once in our lives instead of having "wars", or whatever it is that's going on now, with every fucking site that people deem "inferior" to ours. If people enjoy 9Gag then let them fucking enjoy it. It's not affecting us in any way at all other than a few "hurtful" comments towards us. Our site isn't going to be taken down and just because a kid, who is a fucking troll by the way, makes a video doesn't mean everyone needs to go all out crazy on a website.
Just... stop.

listen here cum slut, the only reason 4chan dont like and thing we are little kids, is becuase this is how we react when they do start being friendly with us, if you dont react like such a faggot when they ask for it then they will not think we are such children and may do it more often, and also for all you know this whole thred could of been written by funnyjunkers, who get so hard thinking that 4chan will like them, that they got on to the site an make this for what, thumbs, bullshit alliances, god damn

They are most likely all the same person. Which is also the person who posted this content. And we are on the internet there are no retarded "wars" on the internet. I came here to laugh not to see retarded drama about shit that doesn't matter.

I must have been off the internet for too long..
What the hell is going on?

again dont you realize they are trolling

NO
1) 4chan would NEVER make an alliance with thumblr reddit or Funnyjunk, they have /b/ for christ sake, they dont need us. people who are doing this "alliance" -thing are just fucking newfags (no surprise there really, I wonder if there are any oldfags in 4chan, they might be at 7chan)

2) and this is the important one
this is the internet, you can't destroy a site. no matter how hard you would bomb it with your DDoS it would eventually come back one way or other.
9GAG is relatively new site so they don't have the same kind of strong community that for example funnyjunk has. so when we attack them, and the site will eventually come back up, they will feel like they have accomplished something, they'll finally realize that its "9gag vs the rest" and they feel like they have done something great by "Winning" this war , thus making their community stronger and more involved. we don't want that.

we have to just live with the fact that 9gag is there and always will be, you don't have to go there, you don't have to give any attention to them, just let them be in their little fantasy world where they think they are the kings of the world

9gag? never heard of it...

4chan hates reddit
and tumblr
and fj

Considering the fact we suck their dicks 24/7 they don't have to work hard to convince us.

yeah.. i seriously doubt /b/ needs any help...

One person commented on that, not all of /b/. Anyways, the person was most likely a FunnyJunky, and if not, was probably making a sarcastic remark because everyone hates FJ.