/b/ Visits America. . America to bar beer out cigarette and light it Duelled at "HEY EURO TRASH NO SMOKING INSIDE FAGGOT" Hold to go smoke outside to smoke out front Phatass walks by me eating 3 bigmacs dripping with grease "Hurr_ you shouldn' t smoke it' s bad for heatlh" greasy burger at me behind barto smoke Countinue to smoke when guy walks upto me "Give me all your money" Smugged out and sees me on the ground and a bloody
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/b/ Visits America

America
to bar
beer
out cigarette and light it
Duelled at "HEY EURO TRASH NO SMOKING INSIDE FAGGOT"
Hold to go smoke outside
to smoke out front
Phatass walks by me eating 3 bigmacs dripping with grease "Hurr_ you shouldn' t smoke it' s bad for heatlh"
greasy burger at me
behind barto smoke
Countinue to smoke when guy walks upto me "Give me all your money"
Smugged
out and sees me on the ground and a bloody mess "HURR ) U RIGHT EUROTRASH FAGGOT"
Weisses on me while singing National Athem
Bar patrons hearth's and some join
the end dflash verse. a blad eagle sweeps down and lands on bartenders shoulder
Eevery one cheers
AMERICA! AMERICA."
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 19: 55: 28 No. 425041737 Fl',
the flying fuck,
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 1 157: 27 No. 425042054 Fl',
all of my spaghetti,
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 20: No. 425042556 Fl',
Seems legit
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#26 - killerone (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Was believable until pissing bartender.
#116 - Digitalphear (09/15/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Next time he'll think twice about visiting Detroit.
Next time he'll think twice about visiting Detroit.
#45 - hairydickfarts (09/15/2012) [+] (29 replies)
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually fucking awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.    
   
tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually fucking awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.

tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything

User avatar #64 - spartanofwar (09/15/2012) [-]
"AMERICA IS FULL OF FATASSES!"

*never been to America*

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User avatar #63 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (29 replies)
Go to New England and/or California. Very different from "traditional" America. that would be more the Midwest and Deep south, which might be less familiar for a European.

The South has it's own charm though. The Midwest.....well, it has corn.
User avatar #85 - byobgraffpro (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why just last night we beat up a school bus of negro children for driving through our town, there's nothing that makes me, an aristocratic white male, more angry than negroes driving on my roads
#142 - legacydark (09/15/2012) [-]
America...
User avatar #18 - GShepard (09/15/2012) [-]
i lost it at "Pisses on me while singing National Anthem"
#156 - housted (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm surprised there was no mention of being shot. Because us Americans have way too many guns everywhere which we brandish with reckless abandon.
#106 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds like he visited the south.
#17 - noodels (09/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #139 - eonsmashface (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I now aspire to become a bartender..

just so I can piss on someone who just mugged, while singing the national anthem.
outside of my place of buisness.
User avatar #36 - zedacedia (09/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't think any redneck would say "eurotrash." He'd probably just call him french.
User avatar #29 - jaguarmet (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone have the reply to this, where OP is in Europe and everyone tells him it 7 bong?
#20 - crustypizza ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #5 - messerschmidto ONLINE (09/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm French American.
both countries give the other excessive amounts of shit.
It's delightful.
#175 - goobyprfavor (09/15/2012) [-]
No, american funnyjunker. Your country is not the best.
No, american funnyjunker. Your country is not the best.
User avatar #157 - jonnyogg (09/15/2012) [-]
all of my spaghetti
#4 - naeoro (09/14/2012) [-]
Fucking 'Merica...
Fucking 'Merica...
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