/b/ Meets the CIA. .. I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
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#24 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (17 replies)
#9 - therobsorensen (03/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
User avatar #11 to #9 - moribus (03/10/2013) [-]
U can buy ****** c4 on the deep web, weed is too easy to get.
User avatar #61 - xxhunterxx (03/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Honestly, I'm preparing myself to be America's number 1 criminal.

First, I shall get a Master's Degree in computer engineering. Because you know if the plan falls apart I can get a goodpaying job.

Second, I shall join the Navy. Most likely SWCC.
After serving 2-3 terms, I shall go into CIA.
Then I would just drop off the map, MIA.
I shall then browse the Deep Web for C4 and private jets.
9/11/2012
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#18 - treeandmonkey (03/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What is 'the deep web'?
#19 to #18 - graphenz (03/10/2013) [-]
CP, conspiracy, drugs and weapons.
#68 - fuckmymen (03/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this is a screenshot from an assasin site in the deep web.
seems like someone really really hates moot
#73 to #68 - Matengel (03/10/2013) [-]
lol at the nut kicker
User avatar #108 - gotbannedicusvile (03/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hey would any one be willing to give me the very basics of how you go about entering a black market web site. I don't want to try, don't have that much skill. But I would like to know how they access a part of the internet that is hidden from the mass's, completely free of corporate ******** and the ideas of a brotherhood.
#110 to #108 - samoaspider (03/10/2013) [-]
the less you know, the happier you will live. its not worth the hassle
#20 - envinite ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Long time ago me and my friend who know a lot about deep web go to a illegal market similar to silkroad and some kind of 'dark' forum

mfw when they sold removed mammary glands and there's one guy who make a living sex doll out from a orphan kiddies who get their limbs amputated and connected again with a hinge like a plastic toy and hanged in a cellar
User avatar #44 - howunexpected (03/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The American government is too damn nosy. They watch every damn transaction on the Internet, even when its obviously out of their jurisdiction. I swear to god, I am damn surprised that the whole of Europe and Asia hasn't already launched a full scale attack on the US for espionage.
User avatar #15 - Cipher (03/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
decided to explore a bit.... thank jesus i used tor...
#22 to #15 - davidavidson ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Maybe you could even buy one of these
#34 - mperkins (03/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Shh. The deepweb is no place for cancer
User avatar #131 - cadaverbox (03/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
BEFORE YOU ASK

Accessing the deep web is something you should only do if you have a purpose for doing so. If you need something done that won't go down on the record, that's your place to be. However, most, if not all, of you do not need that. You should not even try to access it because, if you don't know what you're doing, you'll probably get yourself muddled up with viruses and malicious websites.

Having been there before, I can tell you that it's not very interesting. Most of it is old databases and stuff like Lexus Nexus, which is easily accessible and I suggest you take a look at because it's great for papers and schoolwork. Going a bit deeper, using TOR to access onion websites, you can find stuff like black market auction sites for not-so-legal activities and bitcoin trading, and there's also some forums and stuff.

You'll get bored in about 2 hours, because there's not much to see. Most of the stuff you'll find is in-the-know, which you are not. Most of the stuff you won't find is even more in-the-know. Your best option is to leave it alone, because the chance of you hurting yourself is greater than you helping yourself.
#157 - knitey (03/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hah! incognito mode will protect me from everything
#147 - silverlance (03/10/2013) [-]
Whenever I've heard talk of people going to the deep web, I always picture this
#115 - wubwubx ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
#148 to #115 - reddeadtroll (03/10/2013) [-]
I knew there we 						******					 up people out there but... oh my god...
I knew there we ****** up people out there but... oh my god...
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The dark net is pretty damn great, but you probably should go there unless you're serious. You'll muck up the servers.

At any rate I'm having trouble figuring out bitcoins. I'd very much like to... uhhh.... get some recreational food supplements... yeah.

As for the government, I pray to go unnoticed in the sea of users.
User avatar #8 - kinglobster (03/10/2013) [-]
the day i dabble in deep web is the day i plan on falling off the grid
User avatar #99 - EdwardNigma (03/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'd check out this Deep Web.
If only I had any computer skills and wasn't 90% sure I would **** up something obvious and get caught.
User avatar #56 - cazuul (03/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
yes, how do you get to deep web
User avatar #69 to #56 - kadish (03/10/2013) [-]
use tor, get viruses
User avatar #154 - ningenpoop (03/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
how the **** do you even get to "Deep web" ?
User avatar #161 to #154 - iraniie (03/10/2013) [-]
lemonparty
User avatar #28 - chuca (03/10/2013) [-]
the fact that some of this **** might even exist makes me sickened at humanity but also glad that there will always be a way to outsmart the government,but seriously wtf
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